>> Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

>> He: Ander gaya kya ?
She: ha! Gaya
He: Dukha kya??
She: Zara bhi nahi
He: Aur ek baar
She: Ab isme dalo
He: Acch laga!!
She: H! ! a.. bahut
He: OK..MADAM KA SANDALS PACK KARO!!!!

>>  Mujhe

Aap se
P…
Py….
Pya….
Pyaa….
Pyaaz….
Katwani hai omlatte k liye.
Kaat den gay na plz….

>> Lantee,
Begherat,
Zalil,
Kaminey,
Kanjoose,
Bewafa,
Matlabi,
Khuda aap ko in sab qisam k logon se bachaye.

>> Police: 15
Time Check: 14
Love: 143
Fraud: 420
Muslim: 786
Cigarette: 555
Bear: 500
Mobilink: 300
James Bond: 007
aur
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By: Asad Siddiqui

>> Main aur tum,
Tum aur main,
Yani k hum dono,
Aaj raat ko,
Aik doosre ko,
12 baje k baad,
Akele main,
Miss calls dengay…
By: Wasiq Ansari