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Posted on: November 11, 2007


Question And Answer SMS

CAN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS????????
LETS SEE……………
>> Q- Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
?why ?? why ?? :-
Ans. Tendulkar is an opener.
By: Wajahat Karim
>> Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans. Dil Chhata Hai!
By: Tauqir Hussain
>> Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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Ans. aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

>> Q. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho……………
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Ans. Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>> Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha……………………………….?
Ans. Adidas
>> Q. RAM SITA HAI … TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans – . TAILOR ( darzi )
By: Fayyaz Khan
>> Q.  SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Ans. Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
By: Zindagi Rocks

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HI SALAM

issi sabzi ka name batao jis ka agr philla lafz hatao to country name,
akhiri hatao to city name,
or
agr bonoo hatao to bird name,??????????????

what is the answer ? please tell me

kheera
heera
kheer
heer

yaar nai pata
ab tu he pata
woh kon se sabzi hai
waise kafi interesting Ques. pucha hai tune

waht is answer??????????????

yaar que. aachha hai . par ans tu hi bata.

teri maa ki chuud hogi

nahi pata yaar tum batao

please answer this question

kute k bachey tum batao

yaar aap hi bata do. es ka naam.

yaar nahi pata tuhi bata..

no answer. please tell

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K-(HEERA)
(KHEER)-A
K-(HEER)-A

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QUESTION : APNE ANDER ISI CHEEZ BATAO JU GELLI NAHI HUTI ?

SOUCHU SOUCHU

SAYA JU DIKHTA HE PER GILA NAHI HUTA KESA

kamine kute bharwe

teri Bhen di lun…. dnt dnt abuse here

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hi neelam

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1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
Its a Challenge.
Reply is must.

please answer

namuk hai shayad wo khushk hoga to wazen dar hoga our geela hoga to wazen kum ho jaye ga

sugar
because if sugar is dry it weight is more
if its wet it will lost its weight
if its burn you will get one dust its name is CHARCOAL it more.
if ur thinking its wrong do the practical ur self

suger (sukar)

Sulphur

I love friends

Mujse Dosti Karoge

+919911557798

ye aap ka number hai ye kis country ka code hai.

kute ke beche tu hi bta de konsi sebzi hai

I Love You. to

love kya ha jante ho jani

can u send me funny questions?

bhai apni bhan ka num bi do sub ko samjhy

saba asa nahi bolityi bahi han sab ap ki acha

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firendship

……….. Jab aap unko bhai kehti hain to aap he uski behen ban gain to aap apna No. de dijiye,,, Please,, you not have maind,, ok

i love u too

>>Q waise to yeh kaam ho nahi sakta agar ho gaya to hota hi rahega, hota hi rahega, hota hi rahega, hota hi rahega……………………
translate it in english.
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socho socho socho…….
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ans
this work will not be done if done then dan dana dun dan dana dun dan dana dun……………

hi, muzse dosti karoge

aur boss kya haal hai.

>>>Q TRANSLATE THIS SENTENCE IN ENGLISH IN ONE WORD///////
“EK KUWARI LADKI CHHAT(ROOF) KE NICHE KHADI HAI”
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SOCHO SOCHO
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ANS-: Missunderstanding

ok, sorry

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Q.ek aur ek ko kya kare ki teen to jaye?
A. DONO KI SHAADI KARVA DO.

Q. US LADKI KA NAAM BATIO JIS KA ISH DUNIA MAIN KOI NAHI HAI?CONFUGE!
A. KOI-NA-MITRA (KOINAMITRA)

Q. EK BAAR LOVE AUR KUSH KAHI JA RAHE THE KI ACHANAK LOVE GADDE MAIN GIR GAYA,LEKIN KUSH NAHI GIRA KYU?
A. BECAUSE LOVE IS BLIND.

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.
Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.

Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!

pinke ko main pasnd hon or papu muji pansd han Q k main pathan hon or patnao ko papu larki pansd htoti han bat papu cant dans sala :)):))

Nice sms

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lol

hi
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city:Ahemdabad

Plz your Als

tumhari sab ki maa ki chut behan k lodo

hi,
hello my id the contact

Tell Me A Funny Answer…
Agar Aap K Paas
AUTO RIKSHA Hota To
Aap uske peche kya Likhwatay???
Send to ur frndz &
Get beautiful replys & send on my mamber
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ANSWER – HUM DO HAMARE DO

PAPPU, KALU,NIKU ,CHINKU, BAPU,RAMU, SONU,PANDU

Meri outo me betho meri behen ko chodo..

Krpya Gadi main ungal baji na karen……..

Chalti kya 9 se 11

sirf aap

tum to gando lagta hai mujhey

may likhwata (buri nazar wale tera muh kala)

na najar buri hoti hai na surat buri hoti hai
buri wahi hoti hai jiski niyat hoti he

Sun Rikshay Di Mithi Mithi KooooK

hanss.mat.pagli.pyaar,ho.jaye,ga

Suppose u r going on ur car with ur humsafar…in dark rainy day. aap konsa song sunna pasand karaien gae?? Fwd ths msg n get funny reply send on my mamber
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Q.1 larki ki dead body mile hay but kaisay pta chalay ga k wo muslim hay ya kafir?i m wait ur ANS.

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larki ko gussal day kar us ka panni horse ko pilay gay agar horse nay pee lia to muslim hay warna kafir hay

teri maaa ki chut bhosdike kaafir kise bolta h
saale gaand mein loda chada dunga

kafir hai kafir hai bhen ke lund teri maa ki chooot me tere baap ka chota lund kafir hai aur bol….

ager larki pakistan k border parm iley to samj lo k muslim hai

larki ki dead body ko gusal krwao or us ka pani horse k agy rakh do
agr us ne piya lia tu smjho wo muslim hai or agr na piya tu smjho wo non-muslim hai jnab

Agar us dead body ko pani mein dal kr bahir nikalo aur phir aik pyasay dog ko pani pilao agar to wo pi ly to phir wo dead body muslim nahi hai aur agar wo na piye to wo muslim ki dead body hai

maa ke laude
jabbaan sambhal ke bol
kafir kisko bola re
maa chod dunga 1 sec me

Bindaas bol

teri maa ki chooot

us larki ko ghusal diya jaey oor us ghusal ka pani kisi
Horse k aagey rakha jaey agar wo Horse wo pni pi ley to
wo larki Muslim hey Otherwise wo none Muslim hey

frnd yah swal main nay 1 elim waly say kia tha us ka yah ans tha k insan jab b pada hota ha tu woh paak hota ha us ko kia pata k woh muslm ha yah nun muslam

aur aap kah rahy ho kisi janwar k aajy woh pani raho ager pee lay tu muslm aur na peay tu nun muslm

its totly wrong insam ashrful mahlokat ha aur yah he nahi fasila kar sakta kisi bat ka tu koi janwar kai kary ga

uss k hath per pani dalooo agar wo Muslim thi tho uss k hath k bal cheepkay rahey gay or agar non-Muslim hai tho wo bal nahi chipkay gay

agar us larki ki body se badboo nikalti hai to samaj lene wo muslim hai

kyun be

oor khushboo nikley to samjh lena k teri behan hai jis ko me ne chood chood ker mara hai

agar uske honth khule hue hai to muslim hai agar band ho to non Muslim h ye right answer h

teri maa ki chud mujhe de de ek din ke liye pata chal jayega behan ka lawda tera allah maderchud

randi ke bache teri puri nasal main gus ke phat jawon ga hindo ki nasal hey muslim people yaar lanat hai tum logo per is randi ke bache ka jina haram kar do my massege for just huuuuu

plz koi ksi kay mazhab deen pay bat na keray because my name is KHAN and I M not a terrorist so huuuu plz apsay request hay kuo kay hamaray deen may zuban say smjhatay hay aman ka jo deen hay ap apnay tak jo marzi rakho par ksi kay deen mazhab ke request kerna sekho ksi ko koi haq nahi kay woh ksi kay mazhab kay baray may galat bat keray isliayay bhai plz ap say request hay umeed hay agar apnay mazhab kay baray may zara sa bhi kuch sekha hay umeed hay ap ainda aisi galati nahi kero gay
thanks

sale jaha muslim ka jata he vahe tum jeso ki jarur nahi padti……sanjyo ke nai……gand ke ghee…..

kiya likha hai barwe kis ko gali de raha hai ager likhna nai atta to ye galiyan mat diya karo

huuuu (kafir) ak bat yad rkho

” Allah, the One and Only! Allah, the Eternal, Absolute; He begetteth not nor is He begotten. And there is none like unto Him. ”

bhen chod zaban sambhal k bat kar
bhagwan ko bich me mat la agr lana hai to apna add de mai waha aakar bata deta hoon teri maa ne kitne lawde rakkhe hai

teri behan ki choot kisi nachne wali k p ter kisi randi k maa chood kute

raaam ka maa ki chooooooooooooooooot

behnchod jis ne paida kia hai usi ko gali daita hai aik baap ki olad hai na mery samny gashti k bachy jahan se nikla tha wahen wapis na dala to bat karen mader chod tu hai apni maan

hiiiiii.mintal,dogy.,,dont,use,bad,word,for.my.GOD..undrstndddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd……..

teri maa ko chudo badwey teri maa jo polic waley ke sat bahg gaye thi to uska tum ne kia kia badwey kahi ke usko to uder hi chod dia maa ko chudwane keliye teri pori handan ko chud do badwey

teri maa ko chudo badwey teri maa jo polic waley ke sat bahg gaye thi to uska tum ne kia kia badwey kahi ke usko to uder hi chod dia maa ko chudwane keliye teri pori handan ko chud do badwey ok

saale mari hui ka kya karega…..gand marega uski

harami ke pille allah kon hai janta hai re kutte <<>>

jis jaga se body mele he agar wo ilaka muslim ka he to muslim or agar ilaka kafro ka he to kafi ho gi.

Larki ko nehlaow or uis ka pani horse (ghoray) k samnay rakh do agar Horse pani Pee Lay to Wo Muslim Agar Na Piye to Larki Non-Muslim Hai

kafir martay waqat RAM boltee hai ( RAM k waqat oske mov band hotee hay)
our muslim martay waqat kalma partay hay. jo last main allah atay hay our oske mov kula hotay hay.
Bakht Zada
current city sharjah mob:00971507477143
email:11122111@yahoo.com

thansk…..u r right

hi i am tanveer dosti karo ga

main aapko apna dost banana chahata hoon

asi sabji ka naam batao jiska pehla word kate to kisi kimit cheez ka naam, or last word kate to kisi sweet ka or dono word kate to kisi ladki ka

Kheera

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wo sabzi kheera hai jis ka pehla word katein to heera banta hai aur jis ka last word katein to kheer rah jata hai

dekhlo allah ne mujhy kitni samajh di ha:)

really yaar allah ne sachmuch aapko bahut akal di h

1st *heera*2nd *kheer*3rd *heer*

Kheera

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Keep it up

Q. ek chiti aur ek hati chupa chupi khel rahe hote hai , chupne ka turn chiti ka hota hai , wo mandir me ja ker chup jaati hai … Hati ko ekdum pata chaljata hai ki chiti mandir me hai , batao kese?

A. Kyu chiti apni chappal bahar chodker jaati hai !

hahahahahha very funny

VVV NICE SWEETY
NICE SMS ,,
I LIKE THIZ CHUTI N HATHI…
WHATS UR REAL NAME MISS SWEETY

nice 1!!!! sweety
plzz call me 07417337038

hy sweey whats your real name my cell no.is 03472206365

maza nahe ta yar sorry chiti ke chapal kaha se aye

Chalange///

1 larki ,1 larka na wo behan bhai , na wo main biwi, larki ka susar larke ke susar ka baap hai to larka larki ka kya rishta howa….

reply me on

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saas aur damaad

mera falan aur iski behen ki choot

barezer ko urdu main kya kehte hain…………

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1-Doodh ka dhakkan
2-doodh parda
3-doodh chuppi
4-doodh mahal
5-doodh chadar

dhektay angaroo ko dhaknay wala jama, atish daan

send sms me on 9023572748

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Very Good this site Dear?

When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
& 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why
I send it to u!!

[ ME TOO ALONE ]

Famous Places of Karachi
1. Patail Para
Khul gaya Nara
2. Korangi
Ho Ja Nangi
3. Guru Mandar
Pura Undar

This is a secret msg send only 4 u,
try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer= “I MISS YOU”

[ ME TOO ALONE ]

Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..

ITS CHALLANGE 4 ALLL….

[ ME TOO ALONE ]
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3 bande hotel gaye aur khana khaya,tu total bill bangya 75/-PKR.jab teeno per taqseem kya tu 25/-PKR PER Head banthe the.jab hotel manger ko bill de deya to manager ne use 5/pkr discount ker deya aur waiter ko 5/-pkr wapis ker deye tu waiter ne socha ye tu 3 bande hain tu us ne 2/pkr apne pocket mein dal deye aur baqi 3 pkr teeno per taqseem key.
tu total bill ban gaya 73/pkr.aur per head payment ban gaye 24/pkr.ab agar hum 24+24+24 kerthe hain tu 72/pkr banthe hain.aur bill 73/-pkr atha hain,bathayen ye 01/-pkr ka defferrence kese atha hai.

its challange for you.
agar jawab hai tu is number per sms ker den ye email ker den.

AYAN 03453191828

[ ME TOOO ALONE ]

abe dimag ka dahi mat bana tereko maths nahi ati kya ‘

75 me se 3 rs waitor me rakh liye to 72 hi rehte hai to 1 Rs ka diff kahan aya

AYAN ki behen ko mere pass bheej do sara bill main paid kar dunga ……………………….

1 k difference me mat raho. I tell you that Where are 75/-PKR?

75/-PKR = 70/-PKR(Hotel Manager) + 2/-PKR(Waiter) + 3/-

PKR(1*3Bande).
Agar abhi bhi koi Mathmatics problem hai to sms ya call kare 9654121079

Read, Rationalize, Resolve:

Pakistan need 7 runs to win with 2 balls left. Both players are on 94. At the end, both have scored a 100 each. Figure out how !
GIVE ME ANSWER….

AYAN 03453191828

[ ME TOOO ALONE ]

firstball-
first player hit the ball on halmat put behind the keeper for this he is given 5 run decleared.

second ball-same player take single he is scored 100 and team need 1 run to win

third ball-second player hit the ball for 6 run thuse he also scored 100 and team wins.

question me to do hi ball hain phir answer me 3sra ball kahan se aa gya?

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abe teri behen tujhe call ki thi tu uthaya nehi chudan khana chati thi.

hello ji.i am preeti

preety ji mera contact no. 03472206365 hai is pe call kre

Tu preeti mai pritam aja mere pas banate pyar ka preet

acha ye batao tum kis ki maa ke baap ke bete ho ……..

ik ladka or ek ladki kahin jarahe thhe raste main kise ne puch ke tum dono ka apas main kia rista hai to ladki kehti hai mera mamoo is ke mamoo ko mamoon bolta hai ab batao ke ladka or ladki ka apas main kiya rishta howa

me apni bhanje ki ma ke baap ka beta hoo

MAMA BHANJI KA RISHTA HOTA HAI

m son of sister’s father

hi friend main kisi achay dost ka talash mai ho agar koie hai to please maseg karo my number 03439702453

aaja mere pass rooz land par baitha kar sair karaunga,

plz nice sms sand 4 my no. 0333-4360443

HAY USMAN KASE HO KAYA HO RAHA HA PLZ FRIENDSHIP ME AMNA MYNO IS 0322-8021803

pakistan ka wo konsa city hai jis ko likhte waqt 15 nukte dalne parte hain…………..who r a jenius?

falaan ki topi …

Pak Patan Sharif

pak patan sharif

ki c aisi larki ka name btao jis k nam mai “vovils” na ate hon

“a,e,i,o,u” (vovils)
chaleng……………

ek larke ne ek larki se uska name phocha to larki bol mere scooter k pheche likha hai

7.3 4.3 9.3 2.1 dimag larao or larki ka name btao

hmmmm
i think its
riya….

kai se pata chala

You are right

hai koi is ka ans dene wala

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mo;-93756625554
pls sms sen karo

mo;-9375662554
please friendship na sms send karo.pls……………

Chutiye mussallo ki site lagti hai. unke jaise Chutiye jokes hai

teri maa ki chut
bharwey
hanuman ki gand main ghuss ja
ram ney to gand marwaii thi hum se
wesey teri behen ka nam kiya hey
apni gand marwa mujhsey aakar

teri ma ki chut
bhosdi ke bhagwan ko gali mat de

To beta Ajeet Gand me ungli nai torra ker na…. Bhagwan hoga tera… Do respect take respect..

miya sala tera land tho kate hai tu kya gand marne ki bath kare rahe hai sala jitna bhi bagwan tumra dare ka mare kabre mai chup ka batya hai. Aukat hi nahi hai bahar ane ki aur teri maa ko chut nahi tho land hai kya jis ki maa ko land rahthe na who aise bath bole tha samja ki aur samju

Teri maa ka aaka naka bhosdi ke madhar chod

Saale luli kata. apni luli kat ke apne god ki gand me dete ho. sale mule tum mule he raho gay.

HUm log Koi B hon Kisi B mazhab se hon kisi b mulk se hon hum agar apne mazhab aur apne watan ki itni izzat karte hyn to hum aese Alfaz hi kyun use karte hyn k jo dosra koi humarey mazhab ya humarey god ko gali de, ap khud ko pehle dekho k ap kya kerahe ho aur phir ager koi dosra kuch kehdey to forun jawab dena. Hamesha yaad rakhna……

“MAAF KARNE WALA MAARNE WALE SE BARA HOTA HAI”

salam friends send sms for me and frienship

salam friends send sms for me and frienship my num 03132129330

hey guys….dis 1’s fr u….!!

do cockroach beach par bethe the ek cockroach ne ek song gaya “ashiq banaya “…toh gana sun kar dusra cockroach mar gaya………!!
kyun? ……guess……………….!

kyun ki gana “HIT” tha….!!

CHALLENGE
Dimag ho tu jawab doo…
Din say roshan hai,,Raat say seyah hai”
Khao tu haram hai”peo tu Hilal hai
Aurt sari zindagi mein ek bar use karti hai
mard din mein 3 br use karta hai
QURAN mein 5 martba zikar hai
MEEM say start hota hai5 harrof ka lafaz hai
?????????????

Very simple yaar

SHOPING

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…………..assalam o allaikum .
………….. i am Rafaqat 21 . who wants friendship sms with asl 0307-6871100

hi nilam

all friends Riquired
my no is 9001713386

HI

1 – SandoQ
2 – BanDoq
3 –

Thrd WOrd MisinG heY koi Esa Word BAtao Jis K enD MAi
Doq ATa HO —

ITs CHALlEnge

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Bund Bandooq……

BinDoq

1 – SandoQ
2 – BanDoq
3 – FanDoq

FanDoq
MEEN HOTAL ARABIC

plz send msg my number

wo kiya sheez hai jo raat ko qabroo per ghomti hai. din ko mehel me aajati hai. mard us se darte hain. ladies isse pasand karti hain. bachay us se khelte hai. us ki khorak namak aur khajoor hai. us ke jism per aon aur baal hain. aur us ka naam mem se aata hai.

reply

Any reply of this question??

is cheez ka naam batao jaldi

ek jeez jo khusk hay to 1 kilo , gili hay to 1kilo aur agar jal jay to 3 kilo. KOI HAY JO IS SAWAL KA JAWAB DAY.

lakdi

sidra ji mera contact no. 03472206365 hai is pe call kre
or meri id ye hai zohaib 98@live .com apka contact no. milega plz

Cocunut

Lakdi

Qustion no.45 ka jawab hai ~stry~

I LOVE YOU SEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Please give me some 20 funny breaking news. I need it for my picnic.

Thank you
Priti

ayasi cheez kaa naam bato jis kaa naam lo

toot jaati ha

ye 18 letters hen agrtarteb de dia to samjho k ap such ma pyar ka matlab jante hen

KUPAMAHTS
YMAIHUROY

CHALLANGE.

2 sawal jo ker dega aap ko haran

matar or tamatar or tesri sabji ka naam kya hai

kabutar or teetar or tesri pakchi ka naam kyahai

agar aapke paas hai to batao
it’s challange 4 u

tesri sabji ka naam PATTAR h. ise bangal me bolte h…..

Great But Not So well………

Kis MuLQ main NanGay Paoen ChalneY per SaZa Di JaTii Hai ?
2) Darya-e-Neel Kis Mulk Main Hai ?
3) Wazir-e-Load Sheading Ka Naam Kia Hai ?

Try Must…!!
And Reply Must..!!

aise kapde hai jise admi khridta hai magar pehnta nahi aur jo pehnta hai woh kharidta nahi give me answer sarwar.majgaonkar@yahoo.co.in es per mail karna aur number 009743002597

کفن

simple yaar…
haggies…
jo leta hai wo pehnta nahi jo pehnta hai wo leta nai…..

solve the case

ek admi ka qatal 7th jan 2007 sunday ko hota hai
to uski wife police ko bulati hai..
police aate hi sab se sawal puche lagi..
wife: jab qatal howa tab main so rahi thi.
coock: main khana paka raha tha.
gardner: main pholon ko pani de raha tha.
noker: main post office gaya tha.
children: hum khelne gaye the.
padosi: hum shadi main gaye the.

puchtach khatam hone ke baad police ne fawran qatil ko arrest kiya.

ab batao qatil kon hai

give me answer sarwar.majgaonkar@yahoo.co.in es per jawab send karna ya fir 009743002597 es per phone karna

نوکر سنڈے کو پوسٹ آفس کیا کرنے گیا تھا؟

noker qatil hai kyunki ki 7jan2007 ko sunday tha or sunday ko post office nahi khulta hai

nokar kyo ki sunday ko post office band hota hai.

Qatil hai uski bawi ……………………………

hi bunty rong answer hai fir se koshish karo

Kyoki sab to apne hille pani par gaye the 1 wahi thi ghar me jo apne pani ko kha gaye uska Rape karke…

hahahahahahahhaah

My Question

10 ne pakda 32 ne khaya

1 ko bada maza aaya

batao kisko maza aaya ????????????

bunty821@yahoo.com

زبان کو

Sarwar wo kapda QAFAN hai ………………………

bunty821@yahoo.com

sahi hai jawab

Qureshi wo kaun si cheez hai jiska naam lo aur toot jati hai ??????????????????????????????????????????

khamooshi :-p

1 baat hamari batao agar dum hai ye batao ladki ki pussy (choot ) me kitne cheed (hole) hote hai ??????????

ladki ki choot me kitne cheed (hole ) hote hai Ans PLZ.???????

14, teri maan se me ne poochha to us ne bataya!

Apnay Garaloo SUWAL APAY GURWALOON SAY PUCHA KARO!

‘KIFIR’

1 baat batao dosto ek admi ne apne ghar me ander se lock laga diya aur wo chahta hai ki bahar se bhi lock lagaye ye batao lock kaise lagega ????

1 sawal

aap sab logo k naam

pehle utari sari , phir aaye blouse ki bari , paticote to pehle seutaar diya tha , phir utari panty, ab kaisi lagti hogi wo ????????

jiska bas kuch utar gaya

batao batao jawab do

aachi lagegi ab aap us per aur kuch bhi daal sakte ho like apni pent, shirt, etc.

RIGHT KAPDE SUKHANE KA TAAR

THANKS.

1 Call Gal Subah Subah naha dhokar, tayaar hokar apni panty k andar
Agarbatti ghuma rahi thi..
Dusri Call Gal ne pucha ‘Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho…?’
To pehli wali ne jawab diya
‘DUKAAN KHOLNE KA TIME HO GAYA HAI

question:
aisi machli ka naam batao jo samander main tear nahi sakti

challenge give me answer

mari huee machhlee

Sarwar hamare Answer ka to jawab dedo challange baad me karna soch kar bataunga

tum hi batao kaun Qatil hai us mare hue aadmi ka…. phir main polic ko inform karta hu jalldi batao

qatal noker ne kiya tha kyunki sunday ko post office band rahta hai to noker kya karne gaya tha

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai

verry fanny

Teacher to Pappu, Isko English main Translate karo:
Sara ne Kapray Pehan liye hain.
Pappu: Shit! I’m Late.

dear sarwar yaha to bas hum dono hi hai jo ek dosre se sawal jawab kar rahe hai koi aisa link send karna jaha bahut sare lloog ho

ok dear take care

http://uniquefunnysms.wordpress.com/2007/11/11/question-answer-jokes/#comment-716

mujhe nahi malum agar tumhe malum hai to batao

Dear wo kaun si devi hai jiski puja nahi hoti ??? koi nahi karta uski pujaa…………………………………

shiree devi

sahi jawab

hello sarwar bhai Karnataka k lya haal hai ???

hello sarwar bhai Karnataka k kya haal hai ???

thik hai bhai haal magar main abhi qatar main hoon abhi kuch malum nahi

kis maa k yaar ne bhagwan ko gali di hai ………….uski maa ka bhosda phad ke chat par taang denge ..apni bhen ki dalali karne wale katwo mullao shudhar jao.khai aaj ye jat bigad gaya na to sankdo muslim loundyo ko chood dega…….

Good, Very very Good, In saalo ke liye to too akela kafi hai.

Jarurat Pari to me bhi commet karunga.

Tumhe Sachcha Hindu Hone ka pura hak hai.

UDAY APNE BEHEN KI CHOOT ME UNGLI KARO AUR CHOOT KA PANI PILO AARAM MIL JAYEGA PHIR TAKAT AAYEGI PHIR HUMSE TAKRANA SAMJHE LAND K SIRE

Abe Us Sarif ko kya gaali deta hai, jisne sirf comment pass karne ko kaha hai.Abe saale tere ko kya kahen jab tune apna naam hi LAND DASS rakh liya hai to tu kya hoga ye to sabko pata chal gaya hoga. Abe LAND DASS, ARAAM PANE KE LIYE YE TARIKA TOO KABSE APNA RAHA HAI HAME BHI PATA CHALE.AUR HAAN, PRESS CONFRESS (NEWS WALO KO) BULA AUR YE EXPERIMENT UNKE SAMNE KAR. TAB TO TERI BALLE-BALLE HO JAYAGI.
SAMJHA LAND KE DASS.

TUMHARA SUBHCHINTAK
CHANCHAL SINGH
9899603227

mater chod hai bhagwaan ………bhenke loado apni maa bhene shiv ling yaani lore ke maze dilwaao jaaao ye hi kaam hai yumhara…………saalo hum to katwe hai…..mager tum to shiv ki haram aulad ganesh ho……… lund tumahre bhawan ne ganesh ki soond tum sab ke lundoo main lagadi…….hati ki soondo jaaao kela leke gaand main daalo.haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

teri.bahun.ke,chut,ki.chatni,bna,ke,tere,muhalle.ma,batunga,madhrchood,god,ko,bich,me,kiyon.l.ta.hi

abe hizde ke bache aa to sahi dekhen kis men kitna hai dam

apni behen ko mujhse chudwale Saurabh bahut maza dunga kabhi shadi karne ka naam nahi legi daily bina condom se choot marunga saurabh teri behen ki apni behen ka number de dena yaad se

hello all of u

wo koun si sheep hai jo paani main nahi chalti hai (mujhe pata kafi easy hai)

iska anser do

1 raja sikar ke liye jaa raha THA to uska ka chokiddar use rok leta hai aur KAHTA HAI KI APP SIKAR PER MAT JAO AAP MAR SAKTE HO ESA MAIN RAAT SAPNE MAIN DEKHA THA YE SUN KAR RAJA NE US CHOKIDDAR KO NOUKRI SE NIKAL DIYA ESA KYUN

IT IS CHALLANGE ALL OF U

(MY NO. 9310058324 AND ID chetan.baghel@gmail.com)

Nahi pata tum hi batao.

Hi this is Nilesh

Q ke Chokidaar ki to raat ko duty hoti hay wo soya kesay

KYO BE SALE KYO PEHLE CHAUKI DAAR REH CHUKA HAI KYA ????

PAN DE LAN
PAN DI FUDDI KE….

ISLIYE CHAUKIDAAR KO NIKAL DIYA KYOKI WO RAJA K GHAR REHTA TO AUR BHI USKE MARNE KE SAPNE DEKHTA

NA RAHEGA CHAUKIDAAR NA RAHEGA SAPNA

(JAB RAJA SHIKAAR PAR JATA HAI TO CHAUKIDAAR GHAR PAR ALONE REH JATA HAI ISLIYE RAJA KO ROKTA HAI ..KYOKI CHAUKIDAAR KO KHUD AKELE ME DARR LAGTA HAI ))))))))))))))))))))) :-)

nahi yaar dimag laga k batao

app mujse dosti karoge

apnay gar waloon say maswara kar kay na btaoo kud soocho

HELLO

DEAR ALL FRIENDS HOW ARE YOU ???

+966550714528

saale katwey tum tumhari maa ka burr me aag lagao hum hindu log hath garam karenge. tumhari maa burr chod kar saale pakistani

It is very very sweet comment. ye comment us Muslim ke liye hai jisne Hinu Dharm ki gali di hai.

Salo Ham to dusaro ki bhan ke sath hi Suhagraat manate hain lekin tum to apni bhahan ke sath bhi shaadi kar lete ho.

Kisko gali dete ho na to koi ram hai na koi rahim.

SUJIT AAJ TERI BEHEN KA RAPE (BALATTKAR) HOGA USKO KOI NAHI BACHA PAYEGA

NIKHIL KI MA CHODOOOOOOOOOOO

NIKHIL KI MA KA NANNGA NACH HAI 30 FRB 2010 AUR USKI MA SABKO FREE ME APNI CHOOT DEGI UTHA UTHA KEY JISKO CHOOT LENI HAI NIKHIL KI BEHEN CHODNE AAJAO

MAUQA HATH SE JANA NA PAYE JALLDI AAO JALLDI PAAO NIKHIL KO MAMA BANAO BEHEN K LAND KO

NIKHIL LAND K SIRE MADHARCHOOD TERI BEHEN KI CHOOT ME 100 LAND EK SATH ………………HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NIKHIL KAISE PAIDA HUA ????

MAIN BATATA HOON DOSTO.

NIKHIL KA BAAP SASSTE CONDOM K SATH APNI MA KO CHOOD RAHA THA KANNJOS BEHEN K LAND KA CONDOM FAT GAYA AUR MAAL ANDER GAYA 9 MAHINE BAAD NIKHIL BAHAR AAGAYA

NIKHIL SALE SASSTE CONDOM KI PAIDAISH…JA APNI BEHEN KI CHOOT ME DOOB MAR…

NIKHIL KAISE PAIDA HUA ????

MAIN BATATA HOON DOSTO.

NIKHIL KA BAAP SASSTE CONDOM K SATH APNI MA KO CHOOD RAHA THA KANNJOS BEHEN K LAND KA CONDOM FAT GAYA AUR MAAL ANDER GAYA 9 MAHINE BAAD NIKHIL BAHAR AAGAYA

NIKHIL SALE SASSTE CONDOM KI PAIDAISH…JA APNI BEHEN KI CHOOT ME DOOB MAR…

:BZ

ramu ki maa ke 3 ladke
1chavvanni
2atthanni
3 ?
soch kar 3sre ka naam batao

hi friend my nik name hole give me your fane quns an ans iwet your in my no. 918127634143

A Challenge For U 2 Rearrange D Following Words:

Karnemd (Place)

Laebaba (Bird)

Sondelo (Food)

Peoahygrg (Subject)

Rabe (Animal)

R U Genius? Reply Me Must..

If any body want friend ship then contact on this number;-) 03338255320

1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he
6.1
6.3
6.2
2.1
dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.
Only for inteligent

If any body want friend ship then contact on this number;-) 03338255320

Ans. is MONA

wo kese plz explain

*CHALLENGE*
If u love some 1
then Arrange these letters in 4 WORDS

“EUSOMYMOSID”

I m waiting for ur answer

If any body want friend ship then contact on this number;-) 03338255320

Teri ma ka bhosada sale tere allha chuitye hai ha lode ja ghar jake apni bahen ke bhosde me apna loda aur wife ke aur teri ma ke mum me tere bajuwale ka loda gusa dena

hello bro ap kisi ka dhram ka aisa nai bol sakta plz try karo ka kisi ko bura na bolo
ok
take care

hi friends i m from nagpur i am telling u all of that koi kisi bhi dharam ka bara main koi commentd nai danga if kisi na kiya then us ko wo honga jo kabhi kisi ka sath aj tak nai hua honga

Hi! Friends, I am Uday Sing from Delhi. I want to say you and all person to related this that we shoul not abuse any religion.

We should proud that we are Indian also.

So,
Don’t abuse any religion because “HINDU , MUSLIM, SIKH, ISHAAIN, Apas me hain bhai bahi.

Agar abhi bhi aap mujhe gaali dete ho to samajh lo ki aap apne maan- bhan ko hi gaali de rahe ho.

Jai Hind.

is site main phla indian insan nazar aya hay baki saray apnay khandan kay bary main btatay rhtay hain

Muslim ksi gair mazhab ka bhai nai osakta…muslim muslim apas ma bhai bhai hai

Hi, Good morning everybody to related this site , I am your friend. I am saying something real statement, Plz join it

” ACHHI ZINDAGI GUJARNE KE DO HI TARIKE HAIN.”

1. JO PASAND HAI USE HASIL KAR LO.
2.YA JO HASIL HAI USE PASAND KAR LO.

Thanks

Uday Singh,
9654121071

nice uday bhai sahi kaha apnay i agree

huuuu ka jina haram kardo plz

is barvee ne gali ke se dhi

barvee adress de tere ghar na aya mera naam sunny nahi barve just for huuuuuu

sorry for good people i said gali but yaar i m Muslim i can’t control but sorry

Phansi” islam mai nahi hay aur na hi is ka time islam mai muqarar kiya gaya hay, ye angraiz

ka qanoon hay. so contact them :P

Gharibi ki had kya ha?

Ans:
jab ek larki 2 rupees ma kiss dene ko tayar ho,

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.

.

Aur aap k pass

sirf 1 Rupee ho…
(03463250283)

Dost ko loda kaho ya lode ko dost baat 1 hi hai. Qki dono hamari khushi ke liye waqkt par khade milte hain

A main Entered in a lady TOILET.LADY:-Ye Mahilaon ke liye hai.
Man laugh and opened his zip and said ” Ye kaun sa garma masala kootane ke liye hai.

LAND DASS ki BAHAN bari hi bholi , bra utar ke bed pe so li, Salwar utha ke panty kholi, Khol ke penty mujhse boli, Nikaal bandook chala goli.

SAMJHE LAND DASS

TUMAHARA SUBHCHINTAK

CHANCHAL SINGH

Abe Us Sarif ko kya gaali deta hai, jisne sirf comment pass karne ko kaha hai.Abe saale tere ko kya kahen jab tune apna naam hi LAND DASS rakh liya hai to tu kya hoga ye to sabko pata chal gaya hoga. Abe LAND DASS, ARAAM PANE KE LIYE YE TARIKA TOO KABSE APNA RAHA HAI HAME BHI PATA CHALE.AUR HAAN, PRESS CONFRESS (NEWS WALO KO) BULA AUR YE EXPERIMENT UNKE SAMNE KAR. TAB TO TERI BALLE-BALLE HO JAYAGI.
SAMJHA LAND KE DASS.
TUMHARA SUBHCHINTAK
CHANCHAL SINGH
9899603227

Chanchal Singh k liye pesh kiya gaya hai

10,00000 Ka Swal Apki Computer Scren Par
QuesTion:
Ap Gandu Kese Bany?

ApK Pas 4 Option Hen,

A-Shoq Tha.

B-Majbori Thi.

C-Ksi Ne Zabrdasti ki

D- ya merzi say.

Answer please………………………..????????????????

Hinduon ko RAM-RAM, Muslimo ko SALAM, Kahta hai Ye Dil kar kuch achchhe Kaam, Ek Din to Mar Jana Hi Hai To Kyoun Kare Kisi Ko badanam. Agar Kuchh Achcha Nahi Likh Sakte To Kyon Karte Ho Site Ko Badnam.

CHANCHAL SINGH YE SIRF TUMHARE LIEY HAI

1. Agar Tumahri Ankhe Khoobsurat Hain To Aap Ko Duniya Khoobsurat Lagegi. Lekin

2. Agar Aapki aawaj(Voice) Mithi(Sweet) Hogi To Aap Duniya Ko Achchhe Lagoge.
So Don’t Abuse Any Body, Any Religion

Uday ne behen chodi canchal Singh ki wah wounder full………………………………………..

chanchal teri behen choodi jayegi fiar mat karo main teri behen ki choot ki aag bujhaunga aur choot fadne k baad us par rafu karaunga ok

Chanchal Singh ne nekar utar kar
Apni behen se kaha tumare pass ye hai ?
Chanchal Singh ki Sister ne apni shalwar utar kar jawab diya
Mummy kehti he jis k pas ye ho
Usy wo boht mil jaty hain. hahahahahaha

Abe Land ke dass apne aap ko bahut bara Hero samjhta hai to apna naam kyon chhupata hai. Agar too apne ko mard samjhta hai to apna naam to likh.

Oh! I’m so Sorry Yaar, Me to bhool gaya jise apne baap ka naam nahi malum, O apna naam kaise sabko batyega. Lekin too dar mat me hoon na tere baap ko dhoodne ke liye. Waise bhi teri Maan to theet – Thaak hogi.

Me aap sab logo se gujarish karta hoon ki jab bhi aap sab ke Pitaji ko thodi se fursat mile to inke Maan ke Pass jaroor bhej dena. Aur Agar aap sabko fursat mile to inki bhan ke pass chale jana. Bechaari wakt ke maari hai.Ye hamara aap sabse vinarm nivedan hai Land Dass ke liye.

TUMAHARA SUBHCHINTAK
CHANCHAL SINGH

Dost, Mere Abba ke pass to time nahin hain, par main Free Hoon. Land Dass Ki bhan Dikhati Kaisi Hai. Maasa Allah Khobsurat to Hogi. Agar khoobsurat Nahi Bhi hogi to Bhi Chal Jayega. kaun- sa Hamko Usse Nikaah karna Hai.

की माँ चोद दिया जाये ये हमारा हुकुम है और इसकी बहन को कोठे पर बैठा दिया जाये

REAGARDS

शहिद का दूसरा बाप

yaar,jab,jana,to,mujhe.bhi.mujhe,bhi,bolna,bcoze,mujh..l…..d.aas.ko.chudna.hai…

shak ke aage s ko hatake f lagao to kya hoga

Tamam dosto say request hay plz being human ban kay comments pass keray ek dosray kay religion(mazhabh)ko beach may na laye.
ek dosray ko jitani marzi galia do par apas may larro na yar agar koi hindu hay to kya woh galat hay nahi or isi tarha agar koi muslim hay to woh kia galat hay?
galati dono may nahi hay sirf ap logo kay damag may kuch galat fehmia hay so plz all my hindu and muslims brothers plz coolllll
i hope app sabh mjay sharam sar nahi keray gay so plzzz ap abh ksi kay mazhab ya deen kay baray may koi galat bat nahi keray ga so meray bhaiyoo ap sabh say request hay

thanks
REHAN KHAN

bharwe huuu teri behn ki chot me sb logo ka lund sauharab bharwe teri maa ki chot me sb ka lund and mr.lksdfkl teri maa aur behn ki chot me sub ka lund sale kafir tumhare hanoman shiw shankar ram sita aur jitne bhi bhagwan he un sub ko tum kafiro ka lund

+923427592972

hi Rehen……………………..

Hamesha yad rakho…….. * agar kisi se pyar karo to dil se karo zuban se nhi or *kisi pe gussa karo to zuban se karo dil se nhi

Hi frndz i m binny from pune…

Hi……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Q. 100 Rupye Ke 10 note chahiye
lekin 10 ka note nahi hona chahiye
or note bhi 10 hi hone chahiye.
reply must

monu answer is…………. 20 rupye k 4 note, 5 rupye k 3 note, 2 rupye k 2 note aur 1 rupye ka 1 note……..

DEAR ALL CONGRATULATIONS

SHAHID SHAHID KI MA KO CHOOD DIYA JAYE !!!!!!!! AUR SHAHID KI BEHEN KO KOTHE PAR BAITHA DIYA JAYE YE HAMARA HUKUM HAI

THANKS AND BEST REGARDS

SHAHID KA DUSRA BAAP

SHAHID की माँ चोद दिया जाये ये हमारा हुकुम है और इसकी बहन को कोठे पर बैठा दिया जाये

REAGARDS

शहिद का दूसरा बाप

Mere Dost, Land ke Daas abe tu bura maan gya kya
Chal main khud apne abba Jaan se gujarish karunga ki O tumhari Ammi ke saath thodra time bita le kyounki auro ke abba ke paas time nahi hain

Best of luck

Land ke daas urf “BINA BUNIYAAD KE IMARAT”( I mean son of without Abba)

AAO SHAHID APNI BEHEN KO LE JAO …APKI BAHEN KI FATT GAYE ,,AOPI BEHEN KI CHOOT PAR RAFU KARAO ,,

WARNA AUR FATT JAYEGI ..
KAL TUMHARI BEHEN NE 6 -6 LOGO KA LAND EK SATH LIYA APNI CHOOT ME,, YE KALAKARI TERI BEHEN NE KAB SIKHI????

hi.sahid,,meri,chu,,,,.me,apna,,lun,,,,,…dalo.na,,,,plzzzz

hallooooo…..
i,m danyal……i want realll friend….plzzzz contect meee………..
03234696591

hi neelam mujhase dosti karoge please reply mera Email id-pankajkumary1@gmail.com

HI,I M SAMEER.MUJHE YE SAMJH ME NHI ATA KI TUM LOG IS TARAH SE EK DUSRE KO GALI KYU DETE HO EK DUSRE KI IZAT KARNA SIKHO.
AUR APNI IS LADAI ME EK DUSRE KE DHRAM KO MAT LAO TUMHE US UPAR WALE KA WASTA JISE TUM MANTE HO.

Hi iam anusha plz give me best sms thanks iam very thankfull

SHAHID KA 3RD BAAAP

SHAHID TERI BEHEN LAND LAND KYO CHILLATI HAI ??
JAB MAIN USKO LAND DETA HOON PHIR WO GHABRATI HAI

WHY ????????????????????

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ITZ RONNY SHEARCHING FOR COOL FRNDS

There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.

LIFE KA SABSE BADA SACH……………… Hazar galtiyo k bawajud b aap apne aapse pyar karte ho.. To fir q aap kisi ki ek galti pe us se itni nafrat karte ho……..

i am preeti from chandigarh.

Nice blog… bookmarked.

hi preeti how r u :)

chill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don.t abuse about any religion…cool site interesting questions…friends………..

i am fine and you ayyan?

Hai i am raj from DELHI

Hi frends mere paar free gprs trick hai 4 all sim 100% working

henkar bhai wo gprs trick hume bhi batao plz

very nice and interesting sms. i like it very much.

aray wo kaafir jab tumhari seeta ko raavan lejakar choda tab tera raam kuch nahi kar saka to tu kaun si chut ka daana hai to us ladki ko pahachanay ga

chinaal chodi kay, chut me k nikle hue daanay, chut ki paalak, chut kay dhakkan. teri amma chinal hai, aur sun, teri bhain ku chod daltaon, aur kuttay ke saamne daal detaon, to wo kutta bhi teri bhain ki chut chatay ga, kyun ki tumhari izzat kuttaon k bara bar hai.

RAAM RAAM JAPNA CHUT KA PANI APNA,, HINDU AISA KYO KEHTE HAIN ????

AAJ KAL PRIYANKA CHOPDA RANVEER KAPOOR SE CHUDWA RAHI HAI …PRIYANKA KI CHUT ME BAHUT AAG HAI YAAROO, MAIN TO KARINA KAPOOR KI GAND BHI NAHI MARU SALI RANNDI KI BACCHI KAREENA KAPOOR

JOHN & VIPASHA BASU KA SEX MMS ,,ENYONE WANTED ????

BINA CONDOM KE VIPASHA KO BAJAYA JOHN NE,

v nice jokes

kya ap mer dost bano gi 03139590698

Bhaiyon mai mai isme aaj pehli baar comment post kar raha hun please koi bhi kisi ko gaali na de please.
Yaar kitni sharm ki baat hai.
Aur ek baat jo gali post karte hain wo ye na sochen ki pata nahi chalta ki kisne post kiya hai.
Jaise hi aap online hote ho company ke paas aapka IP adress save hojata hai ki kis time kaun kahan se line pe hai.
Bas baat ye hai ki koi complane nahi karta otherwise problem ho sakti hai.
So plz hum ek dusre ke dost hain.
Mai aap sabhi ko ek address de raha hun jisme koi bhi gaali nahi milegi.
Mai InshaALLAH ab roz aap logon ke saath milunga.
Mera pura naam Mohd Khalid Khan
e-mail k_khalid84@yahoo.com

http://uniquefunnysms.wordpress.com/2009/04/20/latest-collection-of-riddle-puzzle-sms/

mai chahta hun sab log ek dost ki tarah rahen, jo kuch sawal jawab karna ho ek dusre se karte rahen.

Time dene ke liye Shukriya!
KHUDA HAFIZ!
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Mera naam Khalid Khan Sultanpuri U.P
isme pehli mulaqat hai meri.
Aur aaplogo se guzarish karunga ki kisi bhi dharm ko koi bhi gali na diya karen pleasssssse! Simple socho aap hindu ho kya aapka koi dost muslim nahi hai, hai bilkul hoga. Aur aap muslim ho aapka dost hindu bhi hai. To ye gali galuj kyun submit karte hain…???
Mai ek address de raha hun jisme mai kafi waqt se juda hua hun, isme aaplogon ko koi abhadra bhasha nahi milegi

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