November 11, 2007
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>> Q- Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
?why ?? why ?? :-
Ans. Tendulkar is an opener.
By: Wajahat Karim
>> Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans. Dil Chhata Hai!
By: Tauqir Hussain
>> Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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Ans. aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
>> Q. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho……………
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Ans. Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>> Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha……………………………….?
Ans. Adidas
>> Q. RAM SITA HAI … TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
By: Fayyaz Khan
>> Q. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Ans. Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
By: Zindagi Rocks
January 8, 2008 at 7:56 pm
HI SALAM
January 8, 2008 at 7:59 pm
QUESTION : APNE ANDER ISI CHEEZ BATAO JU GELLI NAHI HUTI ?
SOUCHU SOUCHU
SAYA JU DIKHTA HE PER GILA NAHI HUTA KESA
January 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm
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January 22, 2008 at 2:14 pm
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June 13, 2008 at 5:58 pm
>>Q waise to yeh kaam ho nahi sakta agar ho gaya to hota hi rahega, hota hi rahega, hota hi rahega, hota hi rahega……………………
translate it in english.
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socho socho socho…….
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this work will not be done if done then dan dana dun dan dana dun dan dana dun……………
June 13, 2008 at 6:06 pm
>>>Q TRANSLATE THIS SENTENCE IN ENGLISH IN ONE WORD///////
“EK KUWARI LADKI CHHAT(ROOF) KE NICHE KHADI HAI”
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SOCHO SOCHO
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ANS-: Missunderstanding