Question Answer Jokes
Posted on: November 11, 2007
Question And Answer SMS
CAN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS????????
LETS SEE……………
>> Q- Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
?why ?? why ?? :-
Ans. Tendulkar is an opener.
By: Wajahat Karim
>> Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans. Dil Chhata Hai!
By: Tauqir Hussain
>> Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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Ans. aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
>> Q. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
?
Socho……………
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Ans. Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>> Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha……………………………….?
Ans. Adidas
>> Q. RAM SITA HAI … TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans – . TAILOR ( darzi )
By: Fayyaz Khan
>> Q. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Ans. Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
By: Zindagi Rocks
545 Responses to "Question Answer Jokes"
January 8, 2008 at 7:59 pm
QUESTION : APNE ANDER ISI CHEEZ BATAO JU GELLI NAHI HUTI ?
SOUCHU SOUCHU
SAYA JU DIKHTA HE PER GILA NAHI HUTA KESA
January 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm
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June 5, 2010 at 6:00 am
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June 27, 2012 at 2:06 am
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September 19, 2010 at 12:31 pm
1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
Its a Challenge.
Reply is must.
June 30, 2011 at 12:49 pm
namuk hai shayad wo khushk hoga to wazen dar hoga our geela hoga to wazen kum ho jaye ga
September 15, 2011 at 1:17 pm
sugar
because if sugar is dry it weight is more
if its wet it will lost its weight
if its burn you will get one dust its name is CHARCOAL it more.
if ur thinking its wrong do the practical ur self
January 22, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I love friends
I Love You. to
bhai apni bhan ka num bi do sub ko samjhy
March 10, 2012 at 7:13 am
……….. Jab aap unko bhai kehti hain to aap he uski behen ban gain to aap apna No. de dijiye,,, Please,, you not have maind,, ok
June 13, 2008 at 5:58 pm
>>Q waise to yeh kaam ho nahi sakta agar ho gaya to hota hi rahega, hota hi rahega, hota hi rahega, hota hi rahega……………………
translate it in english.
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socho socho socho…….
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ans
this work will not be done if done then dan dana dun dan dana dun dan dana dun……………
June 13, 2008 at 6:06 pm
>>>Q TRANSLATE THIS SENTENCE IN ENGLISH IN ONE WORD///////
“EK KUWARI LADKI CHHAT(ROOF) KE NICHE KHADI HAI”
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SOCHO SOCHO
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ANS-: Missunderstanding
August 10, 2008 at 5:22 pm
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plz remmember me in ur prayer for my gud result of b-com
September 11, 2008 at 2:03 am
Q.ek aur ek ko kya kare ki teen to jaye?
A. DONO KI SHAADI KARVA DO.
Q. US LADKI KA NAAM BATIO JIS KA ISH DUNIA MAIN KOI NAHI HAI?CONFUGE!
A. KOI-NA-MITRA (KOINAMITRA)
September 11, 2008 at 2:07 am
Q. EK BAAR LOVE AUR KUSH KAHI JA RAHE THE KI ACHANAK LOVE GADDE MAIN GIR GAYA,LEKIN KUSH NAHI GIRA KYU?
A. BECAUSE LOVE IS BLIND.
Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
September 11, 2008 at 2:10 am
Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.
Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.
Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!
July 15, 2010 at 1:51 pm
pinke ko main pasnd hon or papu muji pansd han Q k main pathan hon or patnao ko papu larki pansd htoti han bat papu cant dans sala :)):))
September 24, 2008 at 6:38 pm
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September 29, 2008 at 10:06 pm
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December 24, 2008 at 7:32 am
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December 24, 2008 at 7:47 am
Tell Me A Funny Answer…
Agar Aap K Paas
AUTO RIKSHA Hota To
Aap uske peche kya Likhwatay???
Send to ur frndz &
Get beautiful replys & send on my mamber
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April 28, 2009 at 7:50 am
ANSWER – HUM DO HAMARE DO
PAPPU, KALU,NIKU ,CHINKU, BAPU,RAMU, SONU,PANDU
May 20, 2011 at 9:10 am
may likhwata (buri nazar wale tera muh kala)
December 7, 2012 at 9:27 am
na najar buri hoti hai na surat buri hoti hai
buri wahi hoti hai jiski niyat hoti he
December 24, 2008 at 7:49 am
Suppose u r going on ur car with ur humsafar…in dark rainy day. aap konsa song sunna pasand karaien gae?? Fwd ths msg n get funny reply send on my mamber
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December 24, 2008 at 7:51 am
Q.1 larki ki dead body mile hay but kaisay pta chalay ga k wo muslim hay ya kafir?i m wait ur ANS.
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May 10, 2009 at 9:41 am
larki ko gussal day kar us ka panni horse ko pilay gay agar horse nay pee lia to muslim hay warna kafir hay
September 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm
teri maaa ki chut bhosdike kaafir kise bolta h
saale gaand mein loda chada dunga
December 7, 2012 at 9:29 am
kafir hai kafir hai bhen ke lund teri maa ki chooot me tere baap ka chota lund kafir hai aur bol….
August 18, 2009 at 11:30 am
larki ki dead body ko gusal krwao or us ka pani horse k agy rakh do
agr us ne piya lia tu smjho wo muslim hai or agr na piya tu smjho wo non-muslim hai jnab
October 5, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Agar us dead body ko pani mein dal kr bahir nikalo aur phir aik pyasay dog ko pani pilao agar to wo pi ly to phir wo dead body muslim nahi hai aur agar wo na piye to wo muslim ki dead body hai
October 10, 2009 at 8:21 am
maa ke laude
jabbaan sambhal ke bol
kafir kisko bola re
maa chod dunga 1 sec me
October 10, 2009 at 4:15 pm
us larki ko ghusal diya jaey oor us ghusal ka pani kisi
Horse k aagey rakha jaey agar wo Horse wo pni pi ley to
wo larki Muslim hey Otherwise wo none Muslim hey
August 10, 2010 at 8:33 pm
frnd yah swal main nay 1 elim waly say kia tha us ka yah ans tha k insan jab b pada hota ha tu woh paak hota ha us ko kia pata k woh muslm ha yah nun muslam
aur aap kah rahy ho kisi janwar k aajy woh pani raho ager pee lay tu muslm aur na peay tu nun muslm
its totly wrong insam ashrful mahlokat ha aur yah he nahi fasila kar sakta kisi bat ka tu koi janwar kai kary ga
December 22, 2010 at 5:59 am
uss k hath per pani dalooo agar wo Muslim thi tho uss k hath k bal cheepkay rahey gay or agar non-Muslim hai tho wo bal nahi chipkay gay
December 24, 2009 at 5:48 pm
agar us larki ki body se badboo nikalti hai to samaj lene wo muslim hai
November 24, 2012 at 2:23 pm
oor khushboo nikley to samjh lena k teri behan hai jis ko me ne chood chood ker mara hai
February 17, 2014 at 10:22 am
agar uske honth khule hue hai to muslim hai agar band ho to non Muslim h ye right answer h
February 25, 2010 at 1:15 pm
teri maa ki chud mujhe de de ek din ke liye pata chal jayega behan ka lawda tera allah maderchud
March 10, 2010 at 5:27 pm
randi ke bache teri puri nasal main gus ke phat jawon ga hindo ki nasal hey muslim people yaar lanat hai tum logo per is randi ke bache ka jina haram kar do my massege for just huuuuu
April 3, 2010 at 2:29 pm
plz koi ksi kay mazhab deen pay bat na keray because my name is KHAN and I M not a terrorist so huuuu plz apsay request hay kuo kay hamaray deen may zuban say smjhatay hay aman ka jo deen hay ap apnay tak jo marzi rakho par ksi kay deen mazhab ke request kerna sekho ksi ko koi haq nahi kay woh ksi kay mazhab kay baray may galat bat keray isliayay bhai plz ap say request hay umeed hay agar apnay mazhab kay baray may zara sa bhi kuch sekha hay umeed hay ap ainda aisi galati nahi kero gay
thanks
April 18, 2010 at 11:10 am
sale jaha muslim ka jata he vahe tum jeso ki jarur nahi padti……sanjyo ke nai……gand ke ghee…..
August 26, 2010 at 11:33 am
kiya likha hai barwe kis ko gali de raha hai ager likhna nai atta to ye galiyan mat diya karo
November 28, 2010 at 7:00 am
huuuu (kafir) ak bat yad rkho
” Allah, the One and Only! Allah, the Eternal, Absolute; He begetteth not nor is He begotten. And there is none like unto Him. ”
December 4, 2010 at 8:13 pm
bhen chod zaban sambhal k bat kar
bhagwan ko bich me mat la agr lana hai to apna add de mai waha aakar bata deta hoon teri maa ne kitne lawde rakkhe hai
December 26, 2010 at 8:51 pm
teri behan ki choot kisi nachne wali k p ter kisi randi k maa chood kute
March 26, 2012 at 1:36 pm
behnchod jis ne paida kia hai usi ko gali daita hai aik baap ki olad hai na mery samny gashti k bachy jahan se nikla tha wahen wapis na dala to bat karen mader chod tu hai apni maan
June 4, 2012 at 8:25 am
hiiiiii.mintal,dogy.,,dont,use,bad,word,for.my.GOD..undrstndddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd……..
June 27, 2012 at 10:12 am
teri maa ko chudo badwey teri maa jo polic waley ke sat bahg gaye thi to uska tum ne kia kia badwey kahi ke usko to uder hi chod dia maa ko chudwane keliye teri pori handan ko chud do badwey
June 27, 2012 at 10:16 am
teri maa ko chudo badwey teri maa jo polic waley ke sat bahg gaye thi to uska tum ne kia kia badwey kahi ke usko to uder hi chod dia maa ko chudwane keliye teri pori handan ko chud do badwey ok
December 16, 2010 at 5:26 pm
jis jaga se body mele he agar wo ilaka muslim ka he to muslim or agar ilaka kafro ka he to kafi ho gi.
April 14, 2011 at 7:00 am
Larki ko nehlaow or uis ka pani horse (ghoray) k samnay rakh do agar Horse pani Pee Lay to Wo Muslim Agar Na Piye to Larki Non-Muslim Hai
June 7, 2011 at 8:30 pm
kafir martay waqat RAM boltee hai ( RAM k waqat oske mov band hotee hay)
our muslim martay waqat kalma partay hay. jo last main allah atay hay our oske mov kula hotay hay.
Bakht Zada
current city sharjah mob:00971507477143
email:11122111@yahoo.com
March 27, 2009 at 11:04 am
asi sabji ka naam batao jiska pehla word kate to kisi kimit cheez ka naam, or last word kate to kisi sweet ka or dono word kate to kisi ladki ka
October 10, 2009 at 4:08 pm
wo sabzi kheera hai jis ka pehla word katein to heera banta hai aur jis ka last word katein to kheer rah jata hai
dekhlo allah ne mujhy kitni samajh di ha:)
April 30, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Q. ek chiti aur ek hati chupa chupi khel rahe hote hai , chupne ka turn chiti ka hota hai , wo mandir me ja ker chup jaati hai … Hati ko ekdum pata chaljata hai ki chiti mandir me hai , batao kese?
A. Kyu chiti apni chappal bahar chodker jaati hai !
VVV NICE SWEETY
NICE SMS ,,
I LIKE THIZ CHUTI N HATHI…
WHATS UR REAL NAME MISS SWEETY
May 10, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Chalange///
1 larki ,1 larka na wo behan bhai , na wo main biwi, larki ka susar larke ke susar ka baap hai to larka larki ka kya rishta howa….
reply me on
03436300568
May 10, 2009 at 7:01 pm
barezer ko urdu main kya kehte hain…………
03436300568
January 23, 2010 at 7:03 pm
1-Doodh ka dhakkan
2-doodh parda
3-doodh chuppi
4-doodh mahal
5-doodh chadar
July 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm
When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
& 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why
I send it to u!!
[ ME TOO ALONE ]
January 23, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Famous Places of Karachi
1. Patail Para
Khul gaya Nara
2. Korangi
Ho Ja Nangi
3. Guru Mandar
Pura Undar
July 4, 2009 at 12:28 pm
This is a secret msg send only 4 u,
try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer= “I MISS YOU”
[ ME TOO ALONE ]
July 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..
ITS CHALLANGE 4 ALLL….
[ ME TOO ALONE ]
03453191828
July 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm
3 bande hotel gaye aur khana khaya,tu total bill bangya 75/-PKR.jab teeno per taqseem kya tu 25/-PKR PER Head banthe the.jab hotel manger ko bill de deya to manager ne use 5/pkr discount ker deya aur waiter ko 5/-pkr wapis ker deye tu waiter ne socha ye tu 3 bande hain tu us ne 2/pkr apne pocket mein dal deye aur baqi 3 pkr teeno per taqseem key.
tu total bill ban gaya 73/pkr.aur per head payment ban gaye 24/pkr.ab agar hum 24+24+24 kerthe hain tu 72/pkr banthe hain.aur bill 73/-pkr atha hain,bathayen ye 01/-pkr ka defferrence kese atha hai.
its challange for you.
agar jawab hai tu is number per sms ker den ye email ker den.
AYAN 03453191828
[ ME TOOO ALONE ]
November 9, 2009 at 8:33 am
abe dimag ka dahi mat bana tereko maths nahi ati kya ‘
75 me se 3 rs waitor me rakh liye to 72 hi rehte hai to 1 Rs ka diff kahan aya
January 23, 2010 at 7:00 pm
AYAN ki behen ko mere pass bheej do sara bill main paid kar dunga ……………………….
March 4, 2010 at 8:35 am
1 k difference me mat raho. I tell you that Where are 75/-PKR?
75/-PKR = 70/-PKR(Hotel Manager) + 2/-PKR(Waiter) + 3/-
PKR(1*3Bande).
Agar abhi bhi koi Mathmatics problem hai to sms ya call kare 9654121079
July 4, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Read, Rationalize, Resolve:
Pakistan need 7 runs to win with 2 balls left. Both players are on 94. At the end, both have scored a 100 each. Figure out how !
GIVE ME ANSWER….
AYAN 03453191828
[ ME TOOO ALONE ]
September 24, 2009 at 8:34 am
firstball-
first player hit the ball on halmat put behind the keeper for this he is given 5 run decleared.
second ball-same player take single he is scored 100 and team need 1 run to win
third ball-second player hit the ball for 6 run thuse he also scored 100 and team wins.
March 10, 2010 at 2:13 am
question me to do hi ball hain phir answer me 3sra ball kahan se aa gya?
July 21, 2009 at 6:20 am
Hello I am Alon & I want To a New Sweet Friend. Do You Also Want To So Pls Call Me, my No. Is 9303361117
April 20, 2010 at 11:04 am
abe teri behen tujhe call ki thi tu uthaya nehi chudan khana chati thi.
August 2, 2009 at 1:13 am
acha ye batao tum kis ki maa ke baap ke bete ho ……..
ik ladka or ek ladki kahin jarahe thhe raste main kise ne puch ke tum dono ka apas main kia rista hai to ladki kehti hai mera mamoo is ke mamoo ko mamoon bolta hai ab batao ke ladka or ladki ka apas main kiya rishta howa
August 19, 2009 at 5:53 am
hi friend main kisi achay dost ka talash mai ho agar koie hai to please maseg karo my number 03439702453
August 22, 2009 at 7:03 am
HAY USMAN KASE HO KAYA HO RAHA HA PLZ FRIENDSHIP ME AMNA MYNO IS 0322-8021803
August 30, 2009 at 3:13 am
pakistan ka wo konsa city hai jis ko likhte waqt 15 nukte dalne parte hain…………..who r a jenius?
August 30, 2009 at 3:17 am
ki c aisi larki ka name btao jis k nam mai “vovils” na ate hon
“a,e,i,o,u” (vovils)
chaleng……………
September 1, 2009 at 6:15 pm
ek larke ne ek larki se uska name phocha to larki bol mere scooter k pheche likha hai
7.3 4.3 9.3 2.1 dimag larao or larki ka name btao
September 10, 2009 at 11:13 am
mo;-9375662554
please friendship na sms send karo.pls……………
September 15, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Chutiye mussallo ki site lagti hai. unke jaise Chutiye jokes hai
October 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm
teri maa ki chut
bharwey
hanuman ki gand main ghuss ja
ram ney to gand marwaii thi hum se
wesey teri behen ka nam kiya hey
apni gand marwa mujhsey aakar
December 4, 2009 at 5:36 am
To beta Ajeet Gand me ungli nai torra ker na…. Bhagwan hoga tera… Do respect take respect..
January 7, 2010 at 11:46 am
miya sala tera land tho kate hai tu kya gand marne ki bath kare rahe hai sala jitna bhi bagwan tumra dare ka mare kabre mai chup ka batya hai. Aukat hi nahi hai bahar ane ki aur teri maa ko chut nahi tho land hai kya jis ki maa ko land rahthe na who aise bath bole tha samja ki aur samju
May 21, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Saale luli kata. apni luli kat ke apne god ki gand me dete ho. sale mule tum mule he raho gay.
April 27, 2011 at 12:50 am
HUm log Koi B hon Kisi B mazhab se hon kisi b mulk se hon hum agar apne mazhab aur apne watan ki itni izzat karte hyn to hum aese Alfaz hi kyun use karte hyn k jo dosra koi humarey mazhab ya humarey god ko gali de, ap khud ko pehle dekho k ap kya kerahe ho aur phir ager koi dosra kuch kehdey to forun jawab dena. Hamesha yaad rakhna……
“MAAF KARNE WALA MAARNE WALE SE BARA HOTA HAI”
September 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm
salam friends send sms for me and frienship my num 03132129330
September 23, 2009 at 5:18 am
hey guys….dis 1’s fr u….!!
do cockroach beach par bethe the ek cockroach ne ek song gaya “ashiq banaya “…toh gana sun kar dusra cockroach mar gaya………!!
kyun? ……guess……………….!
kyun ki gana “HIT” tha….!!
September 23, 2009 at 10:16 am
CHALLENGE
Dimag ho tu jawab doo…
Din say roshan hai,,Raat say seyah hai”
Khao tu haram hai”peo tu Hilal hai
Aurt sari zindagi mein ek bar use karti hai
mard din mein 3 br use karta hai
QURAN mein 5 martba zikar hai
MEEM say start hota hai5 harrof ka lafaz hai
?????????????
October 10, 2009 at 3:18 pm
hi…dis site iz nice……..hvng nicz mzgz….plz frndshp wid me…..my no. 9891540172…me 4m delhi…..plz rply me..on dis no..
October 11, 2009 at 4:22 am
…………..assalam o allaikum .
………….. i am Rafaqat 21 . who wants friendship sms with asl 0307-6871100
October 22, 2009 at 9:23 am
HI
1 – SandoQ
2 – BanDoq
3 –
Thrd WOrd MisinG heY koi Esa Word BAtao Jis K enD MAi
Doq ATa HO —
ITs CHALlEnge
AHSAN ALI – 0312-2830808
November 2, 2009 at 7:24 am
wo kiya sheez hai jo raat ko qabroo per ghomti hai. din ko mehel me aajati hai. mard us se darte hain. ladies isse pasand karti hain. bachay us se khelte hai. us ki khorak namak aur khajoor hai. us ke jism per aon aur baal hain. aur us ka naam mem se aata hai.
reply
November 14, 2009 at 5:46 pm
ek jeez jo khusk hay to 1 kilo , gili hay to 1kilo aur agar jal jay to 3 kilo. KOI HAY JO IS SAWAL KA JAWAB DAY.
January 10, 2010 at 11:25 am
lakdi
September 17, 2010 at 6:01 am
sidra ji mera contact no. 03472206365 hai is pe call kre
or meri id ye hai zohaib 98@live .com apka contact no. milega plz
December 23, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Please give me some 20 funny breaking news. I need it for my picnic.
Thank you
Priti
December 26, 2009 at 7:22 am
ye 18 letters hen agrtarteb de dia to samjho k ap such ma pyar ka matlab jante hen
KUPAMAHTS
YMAIHUROY
CHALLANGE.
December 27, 2009 at 10:02 am
2 sawal jo ker dega aap ko haran
matar or tamatar or tesri sabji ka naam kya hai
kabutar or teetar or tesri pakchi ka naam kyahai
Dheerajkumar Thakur
January 21, 2012 at 9:48 am
tesri sabji ka naam PATTAR h. ise bangal me bolte h…..
January 14, 2010 at 6:54 am
Kis MuLQ main NanGay Paoen ChalneY per SaZa Di JaTii Hai ?
2) Darya-e-Neel Kis Mulk Main Hai ?
3) Wazir-e-Load Sheading Ka Naam Kia Hai ?
Try Must…!!
And Reply Must..!!
January 21, 2010 at 6:40 am
aise kapde hai jise admi khridta hai magar pehnta nahi aur jo pehnta hai woh kharidta nahi give me answer sarwar.majgaonkar@yahoo.co.in es per mail karna aur number 009743002597
January 28, 2010 at 12:03 pm
کفن
January 24, 2012 at 12:48 pm
simple yaar…
haggies…
jo leta hai wo pehnta nahi jo pehnta hai wo leta nai…..
January 21, 2010 at 7:09 am
solve the case
ek admi ka qatal 7th jan 2007 sunday ko hota hai
to uski wife police ko bulati hai..
police aate hi sab se sawal puche lagi..
wife: jab qatal howa tab main so rahi thi.
coock: main khana paka raha tha.
gardner: main pholon ko pani de raha tha.
noker: main post office gaya tha.
children: hum khelne gaye the.
padosi: hum shadi main gaye the.
puchtach khatam hone ke baad police ne fawran qatil ko arrest kiya.
ab batao qatil kon hai
give me answer sarwar.majgaonkar@yahoo.co.in es per jawab send karna ya fir 009743002597 es per phone karna
February 5, 2010 at 1:11 pm
noker qatil hai kyunki ki 7jan2007 ko sunday tha or sunday ko post office nahi khulta hai
January 23, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Kyoki sab to apne hille pani par gaye the 1 wahi thi ghar me jo apne pani ko kha gaye uska Rape karke…
hahahahahahahhaah
January 23, 2010 at 6:38 pm
My Question
10 ne pakda 32 ne khaya
1 ko bada maza aaya
batao kisko maza aaya ????????????
January 23, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Qureshi wo kaun si cheez hai jiska naam lo aur toot jati hai ??????????????????????????????????????????
January 23, 2010 at 6:49 pm
1 baat hamari batao agar dum hai ye batao ladki ki pussy (choot ) me kitne cheed (hole) hote hai ??????????
January 23, 2010 at 6:50 pm
ladki ki choot me kitne cheed (hole ) hote hai Ans PLZ.???????
January 23, 2010 at 6:53 pm
1 baat batao dosto ek admi ne apne ghar me ander se lock laga diya aur wo chahta hai ki bahar se bhi lock lagaye ye batao lock kaise lagega ????
January 23, 2010 at 6:56 pm
1 sawal
aap sab logo k naam
pehle utari sari , phir aaye blouse ki bari , paticote to pehle seutaar diya tha , phir utari panty, ab kaisi lagti hogi wo ????????
jiska bas kuch utar gaya
batao batao jawab do
February 5, 2010 at 1:17 pm
aachi lagegi ab aap us per aur kuch bhi daal sakte ho like apni pent, shirt, etc.
January 23, 2010 at 7:04 pm
1 Call Gal Subah Subah naha dhokar, tayaar hokar apni panty k andar
Agarbatti ghuma rahi thi..
Dusri Call Gal ne pucha ‘Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho…?’
To pehli wali ne jawab diya
‘DUKAAN KHOLNE KA TIME HO GAYA HAI
January 25, 2010 at 6:45 am
question:
aisi machli ka naam batao jo samander main tear nahi sakti
challenge give me answer
January 25, 2010 at 10:51 am
Sarwar hamare Answer ka to jawab dedo challange baad me karna soch kar bataunga
January 25, 2010 at 10:54 am
tum hi batao kaun Qatil hai us mare hue aadmi ka…. phir main polic ko inform karta hu jalldi batao
January 26, 2010 at 3:43 pm
qatal noker ne kiya tha kyunki sunday ko post office band rahta hai to noker kya karne gaya tha
January 25, 2010 at 10:55 am
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
January 26, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Teacher to Pappu, Isko English main Translate karo:
Sara ne Kapray Pehan liye hain.
Pappu: Shit! I’m Late.
January 28, 2010 at 9:26 am
dear sarwar yaha to bas hum dono hi hai jo ek dosre se sawal jawab kar rahe hai koi aisa link send karna jaha bahut sare lloog ho
ok dear take care
January 28, 2010 at 9:28 am
Dear wo kaun si devi hai jiski puja nahi hoti ??? koi nahi karta uski pujaa…………………………………
January 28, 2010 at 9:37 am
hello sarwar bhai Karnataka k kya haal hai ???
January 30, 2010 at 2:36 pm
thik hai bhai haal magar main abhi qatar main hoon abhi kuch malum nahi
January 28, 2010 at 8:08 pm
kis maa k yaar ne bhagwan ko gali di hai ………….uski maa ka bhosda phad ke chat par taang denge ..apni bhen ki dalali karne wale katwo mullao shudhar jao.khai aaj ye jat bigad gaya na to sankdo muslim loundyo ko chood dega…….
March 4, 2010 at 9:16 am
Good, Very very Good, In saalo ke liye to too akela kafi hai.
Jarurat Pari to me bhi commet karunga.
Tumhe Sachcha Hindu Hone ka pura hak hai.
March 15, 2010 at 7:32 am
UDAY APNE BEHEN KI CHOOT ME UNGLI KARO AUR CHOOT KA PANI PILO AARAM MIL JAYEGA PHIR TAKAT AAYEGI PHIR HUMSE TAKRANA SAMJHE LAND K SIRE
March 17, 2010 at 6:39 am
Abe Us Sarif ko kya gaali deta hai, jisne sirf comment pass karne ko kaha hai.Abe saale tere ko kya kahen jab tune apna naam hi LAND DASS rakh liya hai to tu kya hoga ye to sabko pata chal gaya hoga. Abe LAND DASS, ARAAM PANE KE LIYE YE TARIKA TOO KABSE APNA RAHA HAI HAME BHI PATA CHALE.AUR HAAN, PRESS CONFRESS (NEWS WALO KO) BULA AUR YE EXPERIMENT UNKE SAMNE KAR. TAB TO TERI BALLE-BALLE HO JAYAGI.
SAMJHA LAND KE DASS.
TUMHARA SUBHCHINTAK
CHANCHAL SINGH
9899603227
March 6, 2010 at 10:10 am
mater chod hai bhagwaan ………bhenke loado apni maa bhene shiv ling yaani lore ke maze dilwaao jaaao ye hi kaam hai yumhara…………saalo hum to katwe hai…..mager tum to shiv ki haram aulad ganesh ho……… lund tumahre bhawan ne ganesh ki soond tum sab ke lundoo main lagadi…….hati ki soondo jaaao kela leke gaand main daalo.haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
June 4, 2012 at 9:01 am
teri.bahun.ke,chut,ki.chatni,bna,ke,tere,muhalle.ma,batunga,madhrchood,god,ko,bich,me,kiyon.l.ta.hi
February 1, 2010 at 6:20 pm
apni behen ko mujhse chudwale Saurabh bahut maza dunga kabhi shadi karne ka naam nahi legi daily bina condom se choot marunga saurabh teri behen ki apni behen ka number de dena yaad se
February 5, 2010 at 1:23 pm
hello all of u
wo koun si sheep hai jo paani main nahi chalti hai (mujhe pata kafi easy hai)
February 5, 2010 at 1:28 pm
iska anser do
1 raja sikar ke liye jaa raha THA to uska ka chokiddar use rok leta hai aur KAHTA HAI KI APP SIKAR PER MAT JAO AAP MAR SAKTE HO ESA MAIN RAAT SAPNE MAIN DEKHA THA YE SUN KAR RAJA NE US CHOKIDDAR KO NOUKRI SE NIKAL DIYA ESA KYUN
IT IS CHALLANGE ALL OF U
(MY NO. 9310058324 AND ID chetan.baghel@gmail.com)
March 24, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Q ke Chokidaar ki to raat ko duty hoti hay wo soya kesay
June 16, 2010 at 9:32 am
KYO BE SALE KYO PEHLE CHAUKI DAAR REH CHUKA HAI KYA ????
PAN DE LAN
PAN DI FUDDI KE….
February 6, 2010 at 2:57 pm
ISLIYE CHAUKIDAAR KO NIKAL DIYA KYOKI WO RAJA K GHAR REHTA TO AUR BHI USKE MARNE KE SAPNE DEKHTA
NA RAHEGA CHAUKIDAAR NA RAHEGA SAPNA
(JAB RAJA SHIKAAR PAR JATA HAI TO CHAUKIDAAR GHAR PAR ALONE REH JATA HAI ISLIYE RAJA KO ROKTA HAI ..KYOKI CHAUKIDAAR KO KHUD AKELE ME DARR LAGTA HAI ))))))))))))))))))))) 🙂
February 12, 2010 at 9:13 am
saale katwey tum tumhari maa ka burr me aag lagao hum hindu log hath garam karenge. tumhari maa burr chod kar saale pakistani
March 4, 2010 at 10:10 am
It is very very sweet comment. ye comment us Muslim ke liye hai jisne Hinu Dharm ki gali di hai.
Salo Ham to dusaro ki bhan ke sath hi Suhagraat manate hain lekin tum to apni bhahan ke sath bhi shaadi kar lete ho.
Kisko gali dete ho na to koi ram hai na koi rahim.
March 15, 2010 at 7:34 am
SUJIT AAJ TERI BEHEN KA RAPE (BALATTKAR) HOGA USKO KOI NAHI BACHA PAYEGA
February 13, 2010 at 3:10 pm
NIKHIL KI MA CHODOOOOOOOOOOO
NIKHIL KI MA KA NANNGA NACH HAI 30 FRB 2010 AUR USKI MA SABKO FREE ME APNI CHOOT DEGI UTHA UTHA KEY JISKO CHOOT LENI HAI NIKHIL KI BEHEN CHODNE AAJAO
MAUQA HATH SE JANA NA PAYE JALLDI AAO JALLDI PAAO NIKHIL KO MAMA BANAO BEHEN K LAND KO
NIKHIL LAND K SIRE MADHARCHOOD TERI BEHEN KI CHOOT ME 100 LAND EK SATH ………………HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
February 13, 2010 at 3:12 pm
NIKHIL KAISE PAIDA HUA ????
MAIN BATATA HOON DOSTO.
NIKHIL KA BAAP SASSTE CONDOM K SATH APNI MA KO CHOOD RAHA THA KANNJOS BEHEN K LAND KA CONDOM FAT GAYA AUR MAAL ANDER GAYA 9 MAHINE BAAD NIKHIL BAHAR AAGAYA
NIKHIL SALE SASSTE CONDOM KI PAIDAISH…JA APNI BEHEN KI CHOOT ME DOOB MAR…
February 13, 2010 at 3:13 pm
NIKHIL KAISE PAIDA HUA ????
MAIN BATATA HOON DOSTO.
NIKHIL KA BAAP SASSTE CONDOM K SATH APNI MA KO CHOOD RAHA THA KANNJOS BEHEN K LAND KA CONDOM FAT GAYA AUR MAAL ANDER GAYA 9 MAHINE BAAD NIKHIL BAHAR AAGAYA
NIKHIL SALE SASSTE CONDOM KI PAIDAISH…JA APNI BEHEN KI CHOOT ME DOOB MAR…
:BZ
August 16, 2012 at 6:53 am
ramu ki maa ke 3 ladke
1chavvanni
2atthanni
3 ?
soch kar 3sre ka naam batao
February 15, 2010 at 10:04 pm
hi friend my nik name hole give me your fane quns an ans iwet your in my no. 918127634143
February 20, 2010 at 1:59 pm
A Challenge For U 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
R U Genius? Reply Me Must..
If any body want friend ship then contact on this number;-) 03338255320
February 20, 2010 at 2:04 pm
1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he
6.1
6.3
6.2
2.1
dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.
Only for inteligent
If any body want friend ship then contact on this number;-) 03338255320
February 20, 2010 at 2:13 pm
*CHALLENGE*
If u love some 1
then Arrange these letters in 4 WORDS
“EUSOMYMOSID”
I m waiting for ur answer
If any body want friend ship then contact on this number;-) 03338255320
February 27, 2010 at 9:00 am
Teri ma ka bhosada sale tere allha chuitye hai ha lode ja ghar jake apni bahen ke bhosde me apna loda aur wife ke aur teri ma ke mum me tere bajuwale ka loda gusa dena
March 9, 2010 at 10:56 am
hello bro ap kisi ka dhram ka aisa nai bol sakta plz try karo ka kisi ko bura na bolo
ok
take care
March 4, 2010 at 10:08 am
hi friends i m from nagpur i am telling u all of that koi kisi bhi dharam ka bara main koi commentd nai danga if kisi na kiya then us ko wo honga jo kabhi kisi ka sath aj tak nai hua honga
March 4, 2010 at 10:30 am
Hi! Friends, I am Uday Sing from Delhi. I want to say you and all person to related this that we shoul not abuse any religion.
We should proud that we are Indian also.
So,
Don’t abuse any religion because “HINDU , MUSLIM, SIKH, ISHAAIN, Apas me hain bhai bahi.
Agar abhi bhi aap mujhe gaali dete ho to samajh lo ki aap apne maan- bhan ko hi gaali de rahe ho.
Jai Hind.
November 28, 2010 at 6:49 am
is site main phla indian insan nazar aya hay baki saray apnay khandan kay bary main btatay rhtay hain
December 27, 2010 at 10:22 am
Muslim ksi gair mazhab ka bhai nai osakta…muslim muslim apas ma bhai bhai hai
March 5, 2010 at 4:55 am
Hi, Good morning everybody to related this site , I am your friend. I am saying something real statement, Plz join it
” ACHHI ZINDAGI GUJARNE KE DO HI TARIKE HAIN.”
1. JO PASAND HAI USE HASIL KAR LO.
2.YA JO HASIL HAI USE PASAND KAR LO.
Thanks
Uday Singh,
9654121071
March 10, 2010 at 5:29 pm
barvee adress de tere ghar na aya mera naam sunny nahi barve just for huuuuuu
March 10, 2010 at 5:30 pm
sorry for good people i said gali but yaar i m Muslim i can’t control but sorry
March 13, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Phansi” islam mai nahi hay aur na hi is ka time islam mai muqarar kiya gaya hay, ye angraiz
ka qanoon hay. so contact them 😛
March 13, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Gharibi ki had kya ha?
Ans:
jab ek larki 2 rupees ma kiss dene ko tayar ho,
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Aur aap k pass
sirf 1 Rupee ho…
(03463250283)
March 17, 2010 at 7:00 am
Dost ko loda kaho ya lode ko dost baat 1 hi hai. Qki dono hamari khushi ke liye waqkt par khade milte hain
March 17, 2010 at 7:05 am
A main Entered in a lady TOILET.LADY:-Ye Mahilaon ke liye hai.
Man laugh and opened his zip and said ” Ye kaun sa garma masala kootane ke liye hai.
March 17, 2010 at 7:10 am
LAND DASS ki BAHAN bari hi bholi , bra utar ke bed pe so li, Salwar utha ke panty kholi, Khol ke penty mujhse boli, Nikaal bandook chala goli.
SAMJHE LAND DASS
TUMAHARA SUBHCHINTAK
CHANCHAL SINGH
March 17, 2010 at 7:12 am
Abe Us Sarif ko kya gaali deta hai, jisne sirf comment pass karne ko kaha hai.Abe saale tere ko kya kahen jab tune apna naam hi LAND DASS rakh liya hai to tu kya hoga ye to sabko pata chal gaya hoga. Abe LAND DASS, ARAAM PANE KE LIYE YE TARIKA TOO KABSE APNA RAHA HAI HAME BHI PATA CHALE.AUR HAAN, PRESS CONFRESS (NEWS WALO KO) BULA AUR YE EXPERIMENT UNKE SAMNE KAR. TAB TO TERI BALLE-BALLE HO JAYAGI.
SAMJHA LAND KE DASS.
TUMHARA SUBHCHINTAK
CHANCHAL SINGH
9899603227
March 20, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Chanchal Singh k liye pesh kiya gaya hai
10,00000 Ka Swal Apki Computer Scren Par
QuesTion:
Ap Gandu Kese Bany?
ApK Pas 4 Option Hen,
A-Shoq Tha.
B-Majbori Thi.
C-Ksi Ne Zabrdasti ki
D- ya merzi say.
Answer please………………………..????????????????
March 19, 2010 at 6:43 am
Hinduon ko RAM-RAM, Muslimo ko SALAM, Kahta hai Ye Dil kar kuch achchhe Kaam, Ek Din to Mar Jana Hi Hai To Kyoun Kare Kisi Ko badanam. Agar Kuchh Achcha Nahi Likh Sakte To Kyon Karte Ho Site Ko Badnam.
CHANCHAL SINGH YE SIRF TUMHARE LIEY HAI
1. Agar Tumahri Ankhe Khoobsurat Hain To Aap Ko Duniya Khoobsurat Lagegi. Lekin
2. Agar Aapki aawaj(Voice) Mithi(Sweet) Hogi To Aap Duniya Ko Achchhe Lagoge.
So Don’t Abuse Any Body, Any Religion
March 20, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Uday ne behen chodi canchal Singh ki wah wounder full………………………………………..
March 20, 2010 at 12:02 pm
chanchal teri behen choodi jayegi fiar mat karo main teri behen ki choot ki aag bujhaunga aur choot fadne k baad us par rafu karaunga ok
March 20, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Chanchal Singh ne nekar utar kar
Apni behen se kaha tumare pass ye hai ?
Chanchal Singh ki Sister ne apni shalwar utar kar jawab diya
Mummy kehti he jis k pas ye ho
Usy wo boht mil jaty hain. hahahahahaha
March 23, 2010 at 5:31 am
Abe Land ke dass apne aap ko bahut bara Hero samjhta hai to apna naam kyon chhupata hai. Agar too apne ko mard samjhta hai to apna naam to likh.
Oh! I’m so Sorry Yaar, Me to bhool gaya jise apne baap ka naam nahi malum, O apna naam kaise sabko batyega. Lekin too dar mat me hoon na tere baap ko dhoodne ke liye. Waise bhi teri Maan to theet – Thaak hogi.
Me aap sab logo se gujarish karta hoon ki jab bhi aap sab ke Pitaji ko thodi se fursat mile to inke Maan ke Pass jaroor bhej dena. Aur Agar aap sabko fursat mile to inki bhan ke pass chale jana. Bechaari wakt ke maari hai.Ye hamara aap sabse vinarm nivedan hai Land Dass ke liye.
TUMAHARA SUBHCHINTAK
CHANCHAL SINGH
March 23, 2010 at 5:53 am
Dost, Mere Abba ke pass to time nahin hain, par main Free Hoon. Land Dass Ki bhan Dikhati Kaisi Hai. Maasa Allah Khobsurat to Hogi. Agar khoobsurat Nahi Bhi hogi to Bhi Chal Jayega. kaun- sa Hamko Usse Nikaah karna Hai.
May 24, 2010 at 5:22 pm
की माँ चोद दिया जाये ये हमारा हुकुम है और इसकी बहन को कोठे पर बैठा दिया जाये
REAGARDS
शहिद का दूसरा बाप
June 4, 2012 at 9:12 am
yaar,jab,jana,to,mujhe.bhi.mujhe,bhi,bolna,bcoze,mujh..l…..d.aas.ko.chudna.hai…
April 3, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Tamam dosto say request hay plz being human ban kay comments pass keray ek dosray kay religion(mazhabh)ko beach may na laye.
ek dosray ko jitani marzi galia do par apas may larro na yar agar koi hindu hay to kya woh galat hay nahi or isi tarha agar koi muslim hay to woh kia galat hay?
galati dono may nahi hay sirf ap logo kay damag may kuch galat fehmia hay so plz all my hindu and muslims brothers plz coolllll
i hope app sabh mjay sharam sar nahi keray gay so plzzz ap abh ksi kay mazhab ya deen kay baray may koi galat bat nahi keray ga so meray bhaiyoo ap sabh say request hay
thanks
REHAN KHAN
April 19, 2010 at 5:43 am
bharwe huuu teri behn ki chot me sb logo ka lund sauharab bharwe teri maa ki chot me sb ka lund and mr.lksdfkl teri maa aur behn ki chot me sub ka lund sale kafir tumhare hanoman shiw shankar ram sita aur jitne bhi bhagwan he un sub ko tum kafiro ka lund
May 4, 2010 at 8:48 am
Hamesha yad rakho…….. * agar kisi se pyar karo to dil se karo zuban se nhi or *kisi pe gussa karo to zuban se karo dil se nhi
May 5, 2010 at 5:51 am
Hi……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
May 6, 2010 at 10:53 am
Q. 100 Rupye Ke 10 note chahiye
lekin 10 ka note nahi hona chahiye
or note bhi 10 hi hone chahiye.
reply must
monu answer is…………. 20 rupye k 4 note, 5 rupye k 3 note, 2 rupye k 2 note aur 1 rupye ka 1 note……..
May 24, 2010 at 5:20 pm
DEAR ALL CONGRATULATIONS
SHAHID SHAHID KI MA KO CHOOD DIYA JAYE !!!!!!!! AUR SHAHID KI BEHEN KO KOTHE PAR BAITHA DIYA JAYE YE HAMARA HUKUM HAI
THANKS AND BEST REGARDS
SHAHID KA DUSRA BAAP
May 24, 2010 at 5:21 pm
SHAHID की माँ चोद दिया जाये ये हमारा हुकुम है और इसकी बहन को कोठे पर बैठा दिया जाये
REAGARDS
शहिद का दूसरा बाप
June 9, 2010 at 9:25 am
Mere Dost, Land ke Daas abe tu bura maan gya kya
Chal main khud apne abba Jaan se gujarish karunga ki O tumhari Ammi ke saath thodra time bita le kyounki auro ke abba ke paas time nahi hain
Best of luck
Land ke daas urf “BINA BUNIYAAD KE IMARAT”( I mean son of without Abba)
June 16, 2010 at 9:25 am
AAO SHAHID APNI BEHEN KO LE JAO …APKI BAHEN KI FATT GAYE ,,AOPI BEHEN KI CHOOT PAR RAFU KARAO ,,
WARNA AUR FATT JAYEGI ..
KAL TUMHARI BEHEN NE 6 -6 LOGO KA LAND EK SATH LIYA APNI CHOOT ME,, YE KALAKARI TERI BEHEN NE KAB SIKHI????
June 4, 2012 at 9:18 am
hi.sahid,,meri,chu,,,,.me,apna,,lun,,,,,…dalo.na,,,,plzzzz
May 29, 2010 at 2:20 pm
hallooooo…..
i,m danyal……i want realll friend….plzzzz contect meee………..
03234696591
June 5, 2010 at 6:03 am
hi neelam mujhase dosti karoge please reply mera Email id-pankajkumary1@gmail.com
June 10, 2010 at 11:26 am
HI,I M SAMEER.MUJHE YE SAMJH ME NHI ATA KI TUM LOG IS TARAH SE EK DUSRE KO GALI KYU DETE HO EK DUSRE KI IZAT KARNA SIKHO.
AUR APNI IS LADAI ME EK DUSRE KE DHRAM KO MAT LAO TUMHE US UPAR WALE KA WASTA JISE TUM MANTE HO.
June 11, 2010 at 6:51 am
Hi iam anusha plz give me best sms thanks iam very thankfull
June 16, 2010 at 9:30 am
SHAHID KA 3RD BAAAP
SHAHID TERI BEHEN LAND LAND KYO CHILLATI HAI ??
JAB MAIN USKO LAND DETA HOON PHIR WO GHABRATI HAI
WHY ????????????????????
June 11, 2010 at 6:56 am
There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
June 12, 2010 at 5:04 am
LIFE KA SABSE BADA SACH……………… Hazar galtiyo k bawajud b aap apne aapse pyar karte ho.. To fir q aap kisi ki ek galti pe us se itni nafrat karte ho……..
July 4, 2010 at 4:16 pm
chill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don.t abuse about any religion…cool site interesting questions…friends………..
July 13, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Hi frends mere paar free gprs trick hai 4 all sim 100% working
August 1, 2010 at 11:02 am
very nice and interesting sms. i like it very much.
August 10, 2010 at 8:54 am
aray wo kaafir jab tumhari seeta ko raavan lejakar choda tab tera raam kuch nahi kar saka to tu kaun si chut ka daana hai to us ladki ko pahachanay ga
August 10, 2010 at 8:57 am
chinaal chodi kay, chut me k nikle hue daanay, chut ki paalak, chut kay dhakkan. teri amma chinal hai, aur sun, teri bhain ku chod daltaon, aur kuttay ke saamne daal detaon, to wo kutta bhi teri bhain ki chut chatay ga, kyun ki tumhari izzat kuttaon k bara bar hai.
August 26, 2010 at 10:45 am
RAAM RAAM JAPNA CHUT KA PANI APNA,, HINDU AISA KYO KEHTE HAIN ????
August 26, 2010 at 10:47 am
AAJ KAL PRIYANKA CHOPDA RANVEER KAPOOR SE CHUDWA RAHI HAI …PRIYANKA KI CHUT ME BAHUT AAG HAI YAAROO, MAIN TO KARINA KAPOOR KI GAND BHI NAHI MARU SALI RANNDI KI BACCHI KAREENA KAPOOR
August 26, 2010 at 10:49 am
JOHN & VIPASHA BASU KA SEX MMS ,,ENYONE WANTED ????
BINA CONDOM KE VIPASHA KO BAJAYA JOHN NE,
October 31, 2010 at 10:30 am
Bhaiyon mai mai isme aaj pehli baar comment post kar raha hun please koi bhi kisi ko gaali na de please.
Yaar kitni sharm ki baat hai.
Aur ek baat jo gali post karte hain wo ye na sochen ki pata nahi chalta ki kisne post kiya hai.
Jaise hi aap online hote ho company ke paas aapka IP adress save hojata hai ki kis time kaun kahan se line pe hai.
Bas baat ye hai ki koi complane nahi karta otherwise problem ho sakti hai.
So plz hum ek dusre ke dost hain.
Mai aap sabhi ko ek address de raha hun jisme koi bhi gaali nahi milegi.
Mai InshaALLAH ab roz aap logon ke saath milunga.
Mera pura naam Mohd Khalid Khan
e-mail k_khalid84@yahoo.com
mai chahta hun sab log ek dost ki tarah rahen, jo kuch sawal jawab karna ho ek dusre se karte rahen.
Time dene ke liye Shukriya!
KHUDA HAFIZ!
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October 31, 2010 at 11:10 am
Mera naam Khalid Khan Sultanpuri U.P
isme pehli mulaqat hai meri.
Aur aaplogo se guzarish karunga ki kisi bhi dharm ko koi bhi gali na diya karen pleasssssse! Simple socho aap hindu ho kya aapka koi dost muslim nahi hai, hai bilkul hoga. Aur aap muslim ho aapka dost hindu bhi hai. To ye gali galuj kyun submit karte hain…???
Mai ek address de raha hun jisme mai kafi waqt se juda hua hun, isme aaplogon ko koi abhadra bhasha nahi milegi
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November 1, 2010 at 1:21 am
arreeeeeeeeeeeee ye kya ho raha hat yaha ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
November 3, 2010 at 6:38 pm
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