Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: May 19, 2008
Urdu Shairy
Main tujhay chahta nahi laikin
phir bhi jab pass tu nahi hoti
khud ko kitna udass pata houn
goum say apnay hawas pata hon
janay kia dhun samai rehti hay
ik khamoshi si chaii rehti hay
dil say bhi guftago nahi rehti
main tujhay chahta nahi lakin………
phir bhi shaab ki taveel khalwat main
teray ouqat sochta hon
koun say phool tujh ko bhatay [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: May 18, 2008
Adult SMS
Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they’ve chest, we are [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: May 8, 2008
Blonde Jokes – Bar Jokes
2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya
pehla bacha
chote dar tu nahi raha
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai
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agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????
is ka [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: May 8, 2008
Funny Jokes
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om
our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said [...]
