Adult SMS
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: May 18, 2008
Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they’ve chest, we are breast. Rina-
They’ve night falls, we’ve 2 big balls,they’ve a big pole,we’ve a big hole.
Seema : They can fuck’ we can suck. They are brilliant’ we are pregnant
and at last we are “LOVERS” They R “FUCKERS”.
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Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
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I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend’s hand, ‘Cause everytime she’d wipe her rear I’d see the promised land….
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What is the dumbest part on a man’s body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
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*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15’s
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This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone….. .. scanning….
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath…
COCK SUCKER !!
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More Adult SMS
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
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Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
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ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.
3 Responses to "Adult SMS"
February 13, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Adult SMS – Adult Text Messages
Read our following latest collection of Adult SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding u to brush your teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
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Boy & girl of class to asked teacher:
can kids ov our age have kids
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
see I told u not to worry!!!
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Larki and Tea me hamesha seven Qualities dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.
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seventy five year old man got married to a fifteen year girl.
On their first night both were crying – Why
Reason – Becuse she did not know anything,
and he had forgotten everything..!
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Wife: 1 baat bolti hon par maarna nahi.
Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Main pregnant hon.
Husband: WOW! Its good news.
Wife: Shadi se pehle ghar ma bataya tha boht maar pari thi.
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HAMARE LIFE US WAQT
COMPLETE HOTI Hai
JB AP HON OR MAIN HON
OR HAMARE
CHOTE CHOTE
PYARE PYARE
SWEET SWEET
NANNY MUNNY
SHRARTI SHARARTI
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Beta : Mom ye PRAGNENT kya hota hai?
Mom : Beta GUSSE ko Pragnent bolte hain.
Next day beta raste mein ek ladki k upar gir gaya
to ladki ki mom gussa hui.
Ladka bola-O Aunty gira to teri beti par hu,
tu kyun pragnent ho rahi hai.
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Musharraf Reema ka hath pakar kar bola:
Aao kamray mein chalain
Reema: Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai
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May 18, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Really funny!
Can I make use of them?