Latest Funny SMS / Jokes – April 2009
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: April 4, 2009
Funny SMS
Why MEMONS are banned to play Hockey and Football?
Because….
Corner miltay he DUKAAN khol letay hain. 
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Zardari SMS
Remember!
Divorce is never a solution!
Try to stay away for few years.
If differences still persist.
Just
.
.
Kill Your Wife.
Asif Ali Zardari
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A Sardar’s Speach to his workers in England:
“Do do, not do not do,
What my goes?
Your goes your father’s goes.”
In His Sense:
Karna hai karo, Nahi karna na karo,
Mera ki janda aye?
Twada janda aye tay Twaday Piyo da janda aye. 
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Count How Many Stars in this SMS
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Amazing
Pehli Bar CHAND ko Sitare Ginte Dekha hay
or ab Muskurate hue bhi.
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Height Of Self-Confidence
Teacher Asks Student:
“Why Are You Late… ?”
Student: “Late .. !!!
Who Me … ?
No Way Sir ! I”m Alive …”
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Women’s day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha:
“Aapko pata hai aaj Women’s Day hai?”
Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.
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Don’t keep Me in your Heart,
But keep Me in your Brain,
Bcoz
Rehnay ki jaga jitni Khali ho utna he Maza aata hai.
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Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
O Laado Sabun…
O Laado Sabun…
Ye Commercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
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Son: Mom mubarik ho, meri 7 Janmo k liay job lag gai hai.
Mom: Acha beta wo kon si?
Son: Mujhay Star Plus ki Serial me kaam mil gya hai..
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Any body can love a Rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Dont love some one who is beautiful,
But love the who can make u r life beautiful…
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Load Shedding Jokes
Ye Badalti Rutain
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatain
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shamen
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
.
.
.
KESC Ki Beghairti Hy.
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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!
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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!
12 rupay ka Lemon Max, ghulay kum aur chalay zyada…
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Zarori Elaan!
1st May se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,
1st May se tamam log apnay apnay UPS
Wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.
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2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,
Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,
Puray mahinay light nhi bill phr b Ayega,
Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,
K
“AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA”
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This is an Adult SMS
If You are under 18 years please don’t go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it.
Elections aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING).
So Pls do vote.
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Do u know boys left hand or girls right hand me watch kyn pehante hain??
Guess
s0cho
Simple,
Time dekhne k Ly 
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“Zarday” Aur “Zardari” mein kia farq hy … ?
Ek ko Khushi mein khatey hyn
Aur
Duusra Khushion ko kha jata hai.
6 Responses to "Latest Funny SMS / Jokes – April 2009"
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