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Latest Collection of Riddle / Puzzle SMS

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: April 20, 2009

Collection of funny short riddles to be tagged as riddle sms / text messages. Send Riddle SMS from your mobile phones and ask your friends to solve these cute riddles and brain stroking Riddle / Puzzle SMS Messages. We have Various Kinds Of Riddle Text Along With Urdu SMS Paheliyan. Here You Will get a Daily Updated riddle Collection Of Paheli Message & Riddles. These are also called Questions form Question SMS, and Sawal SMS. We keep adding Latest and new riddle sms Jokes frequently so Have fun sending these Riddle SMS to your friends you can find Latest Riddle SMs Jokes, Riddle SMS Collection, Riddle Text Messages, Latest Riddle SMS and more here.

Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
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Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.
Answer: Reflection
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What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

Do u think u can answer….
Answer: Eye
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Is sawal ka jawab do

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?

Its challenge 4 u!
Answer: Sukh aur Chain
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Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.
Answer: 4 * (4/4 + 4)
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Pakistan Ka Aìsa City Jis

Ko Urdu Mai Likhtay Waqt

15 Nuqtay Dalnay Partay Hain

Answer : Pak Patan Shareef
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“RIdDLE Of thE NIte.”

Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND Ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga?

RePLY MuST.. .
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1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?

2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?

3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?

4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->

Hy Dum Tu Batao :P
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I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Answer: A snake.
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Qustions:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of “ICICI?”

6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot – India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

7. Name the only other country (without India) to have got independence on Aug 15th?

8. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
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1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.

3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.

Its Challenge For All.

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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!

Thoda aur….
..
.
.
Nahi pata kya

Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha
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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!
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Prove It If U R Genius.

There’s A Bus With 7 Girls,

Each Girl Has 7 Bags,

In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,

Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,

Each Cat Has 4 Legs.

How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?

Answer :-

10990
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A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.

How Did He Do This..

Answer :-

A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
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My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I’m Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say
What Am I…?

Answer :-

A Violin :)
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A Beggar’s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother

How Could This Be…?

Answers :-

The Beggar Was A Female
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I Have Many Feathers To Help Me Fly. I Have A Body And Head, But I’m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far I Go. You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But I’m Never Thrown. What Am I?

Answers :-

An arrow

63 Responses to "Latest Collection of Riddle / Puzzle SMS"

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

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How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide.

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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

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Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

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no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!

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The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

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The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

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Nok nok.Who’s there?….Marie!….Marie who?…..Mariewhowanna….!!

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Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi. ?
Answer : River Neil

Aik Gali mein…… bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik …….. aurat guzri Uss ……… aurat ne hath mein ……… pakri thi un …….. bachon ne uss ……. Aurat ki …… gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius…
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CHeni

Answer is Aam…….

And I know I’M Genius

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai…….?

I am waiting for answer if u r genious….

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai

Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?

Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain

Its A Çhallenge

پاک پتن شریف

” RiDdLe ”

Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?

ItS VeRy EaZy

Koni

Woh kon si cheez hai jo aap k pass ho to Nikah Nai
Hota Aur agar Na ho to Janaza Nai Hota ?????
Its Challenge 4 u ;;)

it answer is molvi nikkah khan imam

Mout (Death)

mot (death)

mot (death)

(kafan)

Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin????

Answer : Hazrat Jibrail ( A.S )

Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega????

Answer : Hazrat Ibrahim ( A.S ) Jahan Tak Muje ilm hai ( Agay Kmi Peechi Par ALLAH Hum subko muaf kare ) AAmeen

plz aap Allah se muafi mang lo, Q k jhoot guna ha ,
Or Nabi massom hota ha or Gunahoon se pak hota ha

hhan agar aap k ilm me hai to islam aap ke ilm ke bina par nahi hai aapko jahaan se ye ilm mila hai uska hawala dijiye.
muafi mangani hai to allah se mango.

Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi????

Answer : Shetaan ( Iblees )

! cheez aysi hai jo Insaan apni Maa ki Behan Ki Or Bhabi ki dekh sakta hai Magar Apni B.V ki nai Dekh Sakta … 8-> Batain woh Kiya Hai ???
Its Challenge 4 U ;) )

face of his wife after death

sgs

1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?

Answer : Sigrat

2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?

Answer : Mandak ( Frog )

wo kon si cheez hey jo pas ho to nikah nahee hota or pas na ho to jinaza nahee

KAFAN

kafan

moat (death)

think u r pilot.
plane delhi se bombay ja raha hai.
plane me 250 passenger bethe hai.
surat plane ruka waha 100 pas. utare aur 70 pas. chade.
phir rajsthan ko ruka waha 30 pas. utare aur 40 pas. chade to batao pilot ki umar (age) kya hai????????

Lakh Lanat ye koi sawal hai

I am a pilot my age is 25

so pilot ki umer B 25 ha.

Q K aap ne kaha tha
think u r pilot

20 saal q k pilot mein hoon aur meri age 20 hai

woh konsa tree hay jo bina pani kay paida hua tha?

chellange of the DAy
d name of the daugheter ez 42 d ame of son ez 52 d name of mother ez 62
what ez d name of father?
erplyl must if you are genius

TWO

because father’s name is a part of all members names of his family(wife & children)

wo kon si cheez hey jo pas ho to nikah nahee hota or pas na ho to jinaza nahee

PLZ answer this…

mot (death)

NAA
MATLAB INKAAR KAR DENA
YANI NIKAH SE INKAR AUR AGAR INKAAR KAR DIA JANAZAY K WAQT TOU MATLAB WO ZINDA HAI TOU JANAZA KAISA.

death yaar.

moat

plz jawab den wo kia chiz hai jo rat ko qabro pr ghomti hai or din ko mehel me aa jati hai mard us se derte hen orten pasnd krti hen bahe khelte hen

Woh kiya cheez hai jo raat ko qabro per ghomti hai or dfin ko mehel main ajati hai mard us se darte hai orte pasand karti hai bachay khelte ahi us ka khana namak or khojoor hai .?

Woh kiya cheez hai jo raat ko qabro per ghomti hai or dfin ko mehel main ajati hai mard us se darte hai orte pasand karti hai bachay khelte ahi us ka khana namak or khojoor hai .?

ITS CHALLENGE FOR ALL

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Woh kiya cheez hai jo raat ko qabro per ghomti hai or dfin ko mehel main ajati hai mard us se darte hai orte pasand karti hai bachay khelte ahi us ka khana namak or khojoor hai .?

Answer : Makhmal ka kera , same makhmal kay jaysa hota hay , jisay dekh kar makhmal ka kapra banaya gaya .. !

Challange 4 u

Mera dil….ley kar…..dil ke…giya…..dil ne….mera……kha kar mar giya,

in 7 blanks main ek word aayga btao wo word kiya hai

JAWAB CHAIYE AGAR KISI KE PAS HAI O PLEASE BATAY

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Thanks !

Saima Ali
0333-3353821

wo kon se cheez hai jis ka khana peena halal hai and khana haram.??

wo kon se cheez hai jis ka khana haram or peena halal hai ? ? ?

bohat asan sawal hai

aik aadmi ki BV sarak par mar ho gai

admi ne laogun se kaha ke mari BV ko

us jaga se uthana jahan aj taq main ne apna hath na lagaya ho

aik aadmi ki BV sarak par mar ho gai

admi ne laogun se kaha ke mari BV ko

us jaga se uthana jahan aj taq main ne apna hath na lagaya ho ?

plz answer this

AMEER ko___ki zarorat hoti hai.

gareeb ke paas___hota hai.

hum ___ khaye tu mar jayenge.

3no main aik he word aata hai

wo kon se cheez hai jis ka khana haram or peena halal hai ? ? ?

bohat asan sawal hai

ans Angoor

Ghussa

aik aadmi ki BV sarak par mar ho gai

admi ne laogun se kaha ke mari BV ko

us jaga se uthana jahan aj taq main ne apna hath na lagaya ho ?

answer :::::::::::::: us ki bv ka ,sar , head

wo kon si cheez hai jo larki khaa shakti hai our phaine bi shakti hai

ouR larka Sirf khaaa shakta hai

ItS CallenGe 4u

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