Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 14, 2009
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara [...]
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Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 6, 2009
Funny Messages
Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?
Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco,
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Kon dhondega tjhko,,
Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.
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Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..
Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA…
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Hum Ne Unko Miss Call [...]
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