Funny Messages

Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?

Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco,

 <('.')
   /"/>
 _/"\_

Kon dhondega tjhko,,
Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..

Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA…

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Hum Ne Unko Miss Call de kar Apni Yaad Dilai Thi FARAZ!
.
.
.
Unhon Ne Msg kar k kaha.
.
.
.
Keera Hai kya?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Mere mehbob ki hoshiyari to dekho Faraz,

Ramzan Mubarak main kehti hai aao Lunch pr chalen.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,

.
Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Pathan ne Major Rohail ko dawat pr bulaya
Major Rohail khana dekh kr bhag gya
Kyu?

Khana:
Naswar Pulao
Naswar Karahi

Sweet Dish:
Naswar Halwa

Drink:
Naswar Cola

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Pathan: Khocha Budget 2009/2010 bohat acha hai
hum bohat khush hai budget se.

.
Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Oy yaara…
NASWAR par TAX jo nahi laga.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Bush to Obama: Main ne tum se kaha ta k ye Pathan Dashatghard Hain.

Obama: Kyun?

Bush: Deka nahi k teen pathano
ne Gharib Sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin…
.
.
Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
.
.
Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, Kal tumhain phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
.
.
.
PATHAN: Woh to theek hai lekin Utara kab jae ga?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

APPLE Juice
MANGO Juice
TARBUZ Juice
BADAM Juice
KHAJOOR Juice
BANANA Juice

Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,

ANGOOTHA Chooooos.
Kanjoos.

Sms karta he nahi.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Mere mehbob ne kaha aaj hum tumhare pyar ki intaha dekhna chahte hai Faraz,

Ye keh kar unho ne apna Summer Vacation ka kaam mere hath main thama dya.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band karny par bhi dikhai deta hai.

Friend: Acha! Kya dikhai daita hay?
.
.
.
.
Pathan: ANDHERA!

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Bivi Par Hukoomat Karne Wale Begherat Hote Hain,

Asal Mard Wo Hai Jo Bivi Ko Marwa Kar Hukoomat Karta Hai… ;->

“Asif Zardari“

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi:

Kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho?

Usne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gaya tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
main dibo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
“Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi”
Is per Bari bee boli…

“Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi”

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Friend 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Agar Spiderman PAKISTAN mai banti
to us ka nam kya hota?

Zara socho

.

.

.

Phr socho

“JAALAY wala GUJJAR”