Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: May 8, 2008
Blonde Jokes – Bar Jokes
2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya
pehla bacha
chote dar tu nahi raha
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai
—————————————————————————————————————
agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????
is ka [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: May 8, 2008
Funny Jokes
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
—————————————————————————————
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om
our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
————————————————————————————–
When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: December 1, 2007
Did you ever experience cooking popcorns???????????here is some experience just check it out and try by your self too!
Inside every popcorn kernel is a drop or two of water.When you cook corn in very hot oil , the water inside the kernels heats up and begins to turn to steam.As you continue cooking the corn, [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: November 11, 2007
>> Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in >punjab . Local >sardars >have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for >more.. > >
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[...]
