Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 14, 2009
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
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Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 6, 2009
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Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?
Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco,
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Kon dhondega tjhko,,
Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.
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Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: June 14, 2009
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