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Funny SMS of the Month – July 2009

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 6, 2009

Funny Messages
Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?
Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco,
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Kon dhondega tjhko,,
Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.
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Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..
Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA…
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Hum Ne Unko Miss Call [...]

Latest Collection of Riddle / Puzzle SMS

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: April 20, 2009

Collection of funny short riddles to be tagged as riddle sms / text messages. Send Riddle SMS from your mobile phones and ask your friends to solve these cute riddles and brain stroking Riddle / Puzzle SMS Messages. We have Various Kinds Of Riddle Text Along With Urdu SMS Paheliyan. Here You Will get a [...]

Latest Collection of Smile SMS

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: April 20, 2009

Here I would like to share a collection of smile sms smile quotes which makes me smile and bring beautilful smile on your face (SMS Messages in this category are in roman urdu, hindi and english).
In short these messages are termed as SMS4Smile
:-)
:-) :-)
:-) :-):-)

:-) :-):-)
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Read New Funny SMS / Jokes

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: April 10, 2009

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Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila.
Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao
JIN:
PEPSI wali
Ya
IMRAN HASHMI wali?
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Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya:
“I Miss U”
Bohat dair sochny k baad Pathan ne jawab dya:
“I Student U”
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Sardar writes 2 Bill Gates abt PC & Windows problems:
1. My child learnd MS WORD [...]

Latest Funny SMS / Jokes – April 2009

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: April 4, 2009

Funny SMS
Why MEMONS are banned to play Hockey and Football?
Because….
Corner miltay he DUKAAN khol letay hain.
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Zardari SMS
Remember!
Divorce is never a solution!
Try to stay away for few years.
If differences still persist.
Just
.
.
Kill Your Wife.
Asif Ali Zardari
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A Sardar’s Speach to his workers in England:
“Do do, not do not do,
What my goes?
Your goes your father’s goes.”
In His [...]


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