Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 14, 2009
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit? Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 6, 2009
Funny Messages Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge? Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco, <(‘.’) /”/> _/”\_ Kon dhondega tjhko,, Kabhi na milay tu mujhko. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein.. Sardar: Ye lo [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: June 14, 2009
Loveliest SMS Collection 45 Saal Ka Aadmi Larki Dekhny Gaya! Larki Ki Maa Dekh K Behosh Ho Gai Jab Hosh Aaya Waja Poochi? Tou Boli 25 Saal Pehle Ye Mujhy B Dekhny Aaya Tha… =P -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= If My T0mOr0w Never C0ms, Im S0ry, F0r Al The Mean Thngs I Might Hav Said.. Im S0ry, F0r [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: June 14, 2009
Police wala: Main ne tumhen hath dya tha, To tum rukey kyu nahi? Sardar Driver: O G main samja k aap mujhe Salam kar rahe hai. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Sardar aur Major Rohail ki khob pitai hue: Dono Birthday Party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay, . . “Hum larki walo ki [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: May 26, 2009
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