Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 14, 2009
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
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Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 6, 2009
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Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?
Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco,
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Kon dhondega tjhko,,
Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.
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Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA…
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Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: June 14, 2009
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Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: June 14, 2009
Police wala: Main ne tumhen hath dya tha, To tum rukey kyu nahi?
Sardar Driver: O G main samja k aap mujhe Salam kar rahe hai.
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Sardar aur Major Rohail ki khob pitai hue:
Dono Birthday Party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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