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Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Month

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 14, 2009

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit? Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: [...]

Doston ki Hataen (Urdu and English Text Insults)

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: November 11, 2007

They’ve got a picture of her at the hospital – it saves using the stomach pump.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1 About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1 Whiter than a pair of Snow White’s [...]

Best Urdu Friendship SMS – Dosti SMS

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: November 11, 2007

Dosti SMS A person sends a msg to his friend.Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai… Lohey ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek na ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega… Friend replies Itna maronga k apne zakham chato gay. Main ne tumhara kya bigara hai jo tum [...]

I got a collection of Crazy Funny SMS Messages

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: November 11, 2007

Hi SMS FansReaders,   I have posted some good messages earlier in my blog , thought it would be better to have a seperate page exclusively for sms, so here i am adding this seperate page for crazy and funny sms , for many jobless people like me who have no qualms in sending funny [...]

Question Answer Jokes

Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: November 11, 2007

Question And Answer SMS CAN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS???????? LETS SEE…………… >> Q- Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. ?why ?? why ?? :- Ans. Tendulkar is an opener. By: Wajahat Karim >> Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see [...]


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