Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 14, 2009
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit? Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: May 26, 2009
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Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: April 10, 2009
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila. Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao JIN: PEPSI wali Ya IMRAN HASHMI wali? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya: “I Miss U” Bohat dair sochny k baad Pathan ne jawab dya: “I Student U” -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Sardar writes [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: April 4, 2009
Funny SMS Why MEMONS are banned to play Hockey and Football? Because…. Corner miltay he DUKAAN khol letay hain. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Zardari SMS Remember! Divorce is never a solution! Try to stay away for few years. If differences still persist. Just . . Kill Your Wife. Asif Ali Zardari -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A Sardar’s Speach to his workers [...]
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: March 28, 2009
Funny SMS JUSTICE ki bahali JUSTICE ki bahali ka irada to nhi tha Zardari… Lekin Sheerin ki Bewafai ne majboor kar diya. ———————————————- Arz Kia Hai… Arz Kia Hai… Those Who Know Me Know Me Well Waah Waah Those Who Know Me Know Me Well Those Who Do Not, Go To Hell . . . [...]
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