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Best Collection of Urdu Funny SMS

Posted on: November 9, 2007


>> Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

>> He: Ander gaya kya ?
She: ha! Gaya
He: Dukha kya??
She: Zara bhi nahi
He: Aur ek baar
She: Ab isme dalo
He: Acch laga!!
She: H! ! a.. bahut
He: OK..MADAM KA SANDALS PACK KARO!!!!

>>  Mujhe

Aap se
P…
Py….
Pya….
Pyaa….
Pyaaz….
Katwani hai omlatte k liye.
Kaat den gay na plz….

>> Lantee,
Begherat,
Zalil,
Kaminey,
Kanjoose,
Bewafa,
Matlabi,
Khuda aap ko in sab qisam k logon se bachaye.

>> Police: 15
Time Check: 14
Love: 143
Fraud: 420
Muslim: 786
Cigarette: 555
Bear: 500
Mobilink: 300
James Bond: 007
aur
DON:
0308-82315583
By: Asad Siddiqui

>> Main aur tum,
Tum aur main,
Yani k hum dono,
Aaj raat ko,
Aik doosre ko,
12 baje k baad,
Akele main,
Miss calls dengay…
By: Wasiq Ansari

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19 Responses to "Best Collection of Urdu Funny SMS"

tere dil mein meri sansoon ko panah mil jaiye….. tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaah ho jaiye…. acha haina hahahahhaha

pathar se na marro mere diwane ko,….. pathar se na marro mere diwane ko,….. newclear ka zamana hai bomb se ura do sale ho…… hahahhahahah haso kul kar haso ……….

ab bas aur nahi sunao nga ab sirf haso hahahhahahhahhhahahahhaahaahhaahahhahhahhahahahaa bas yaar has has ke thak gaya 😦

Kon Kehta hai kay Mulaqaat nahi hoti

Mulaqaat to Hoti hai per baat nahi hoti

agar pasand aai to sms karna ok 03462688291 per ok

Khuda ne agar ye rista banaya na hota,
Ek dost ko dooje se milaya na hota.
Zindagi ho jaati bejaan,
Agar maine tera jaisa dost paya na hota.

ALI ko tha kisi intizaar is kadar

who kisi ka howa aur kisi ka na ho saka

my mobaile no this 03212463533

contecte funny sms people

bakwas sub sunai hui hai

hahahahahahaha funy

tese areb not funny

owsummmmmmmmmm thts gr8 😀

jo lrki apne ap ko cute smjhti he wo contect kre 03464737479

हरी हरी घास में साईकिल
चला चहा हूं दोस्तों तुम्हारी
याद में बहा रहा हूं

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