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Best Funny SMS Messages in Urdu and Hindi

Posted on: November 9, 2007


Best Funny SMS Messages in Urdu and Hindi

>> Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai.

>> Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle Fiza aa gayi,
Ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pahle….bakri kha gayi..
By: Japan

>> Teri Maa Di,
Tere Peo Di,
Teri Behan Di,
Tere Bhra Di,
Teri Bhabi Di,
Tere Pure Khandan Di,
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hai
By: SumBul

>> Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

>> Jo Palpal chlati rahe wo zindagi,
Jo harpal jalti rahe wo roshni,
Jo palpal khiti rahe wo mohabbat,
jo kisi pal sath na chode wo dosti!
By: Dapper

>> Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.
By: Asad Siddiqui

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6 Responses to "Best Funny SMS Messages in Urdu and Hindi"

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Apko bhul jaye wo nazar kaha se laye….
Kisi aur ko chah le woh jigar kaha se laye….
Nahi reh sakte app ke bina….
Uff bhi na nikle wo Zeher kaha se laye……..

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It hurts to Love some one & not be
Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

It hurts to Love some one & not be loved in return,

but wht is more painful is to Love sumone

& nvr find the courage to let tht prsn know how you feel.

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Dont shut Love out of your life
Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

Dont shut Love out of your life by saying it is impossible 2 find…
The quickest way 2 gt love is 2 give Love ….
The fastest way to loose is to hold it too tightly….

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teacher2boy – write your father’s name in english …….
boy – beautiful red underwear ……
teacher2boy – iska kya mtlb h …????
boy – ji ….””‘ SUNDER LAL CHADDDA .. 😛

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