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Best Collection of Adult Funny SMS Messages

Posted on: November 11, 2007


>> Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

>> In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

>> pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

>> Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

>> Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

>> Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

>> Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

>> In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

>>Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

>> Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

>> Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

>> Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

>> Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

boy said to girl :” see i told you to not to worry!!!!”.

>> Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

By: Rashi Joker

27 Responses to "Best Collection of Adult Funny SMS Messages"

Biwi: Aray ye aap aaj bilkul Local train ki tarha kar rahe hay. Husband: To phir kiya Shalimar express ki tarha karon. Unka ka Beta Bola: Aap dono kese bhi karo lekin please passenger to mat girao.

man was fucking a nurse
nurse chilai
aha dard ho raha hay
man: kutti khood wahan injection lagati hay jahan
surakh nahi hot
aur tughe surakh main dard ho raha hay

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

ek sardar ne apni sadgi tod di. kyoun?

kyounki ladki kuwari thi sardar ne kaha:- jo ab tak kisi ki nahi ho saki woh meri kya hogi…………………………………………………………………….

kismat jab likhi to khuda so gaya,jisko bhi jaan se jyada chaha woh juda ho gaya,dard sahey hain is dil ne itne ki,dil se dard ka ehsas hi kho gaya………………..

Ye shar tum na galat likha ha ise remove krdo khuda kbi nahe sota .
ager tum muslim nahe ho tu phr be asy kam mat karo jis se tum ko nuksan ho

haan bhai…. Plz hata do ise….

Never say good bye if you
Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

Never say good bye if you stil wont 2 try,

never give up if you stil feel you can go on,

never say you dont Love a person anymore if you cant let go

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There are things u’d Love to hear
Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

There are things you’the Love to hear from the person you like

but dont get 2 hear that.but dont be so deaf

as not 2 hear it from the 1 who says it from his heart.

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the first one is nice
but the others i didnt understand the language
wat is this language
not english

BEWAFA KE NAAM

KYA SILA MILA MUJE MERI BEWAFAI KA
TUJHSE YEH UMEED NATHI AE MERI BEWAFA

TUMHARE WADOUN PE KIYA THA BAROSA MAINE
UMEED KI KIRAN KO MASAL DALA AEH MERI BEWAFA

TUMHARE SATH BEETHAE HUE UN LAMHOUN KO
MAIN KAISE BHOOL PAHUNGA AEH MERI BEWAFA

KYA QATHA THI MERI ROOT GAHI AAKHIR KYOUN TUM
MAAFI SE SHIKWA DOOR KARLETA AEH MERI BEWAFA

IQBAL KA DIL TOD KAR KYA MILA TUMHEIN
LAFZ-E-PYAR KO BADNAM KAR DIYA AEH MERI BEWAFA

ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms giv & kat 0333 3055064

ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
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ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms giv & kat 0333 3055064

ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms giv & kat 0333 3055064

ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms giv & kat 0333 3055064

ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms giv & kat 0333 3055064

ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms giv & kat 0333 3055064

ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms giv & kat 0333 3055064

lash baba gr8888888……

Fuck Indians and Fuck Urdo
its really Disgusting
i hate that
i only like Arabic and English or American English to be more accurate
Fuck INdianssssssss

come fuck me if u want………i fuck very well u can ask ur mom……….i have fucked ur mom toooo u know—indian

Really so funny

Thanks For Sharing Such Nice Collection

Keep it Up

Nice collection..

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chalnge for u ……Q1=Unia main sabse chote kya hai ?Q2=kitab main sabse chota word kya hai ?Q3=pani ke andar chalnewala train ka nam kya hai ?Q4=Dunia main kounsi sitara hai jo aaj tak kisine dekha nahi ?Q5=Mahathma Gandhi ki chashma koun si compani ka tha ?

3 frnds visit fr dinner
Bill was 75/-
They all pay 25/-
Waiter give 75 to manager
Manager gives 5/- discount
Waiter returns 1/- to all three of them
And keeps 2/- with him

Ab teeno ne 24/- diye
Aur 2/- rkhe waiter ne
Total bna 74/-
1 rupaye kaha gye??

70 rupees manager ke paas hai, 2 rupees waiter ke paas he aur 1,1,1 tino ke paas hai. 75 ho gaye.

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