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Best Collection of Hindi Funny SMS

Posted on: November 11, 2007


  • Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
    Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
    Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
    ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai.

    Posted By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
    Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge….
    Ha ha ha ha

    Posted By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.Posted By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Plz Wait,I want to take ur Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got…. Developing…. Plz Wait….. Processing…. BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?Posted By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Messages: 1


  • Suraj Hua Madham
    Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
    mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
    sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
    Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! ….BHAAG !

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Haseen Chehra
    Maine poocha chand se…Ke dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen……..
    Chaand ne kaha………………… 265752 entries found…………..

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Samosa khaty ho
    app roj roj samosa khaty ho kayun
    Hunko aise jhooth mai bahlaty ho kayun
    humko koi batlaye Roje kab se shuru hone wale hai
    Hum karty hai navratri ka vart, wo to 4th Oct se shuru hone wale hai!!!

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 2

  • Khane ka box
    arre kyu ho rahi hai yaha pe khane ki baate,
    kyu nahin koi karte khana lane ki baate,
    hum bhuke hai kabse, koi to de de khana,
    door rakh ke khane ka box yu na karo hume satane ki baate!

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 2


  • Bill tu bhar
    Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
    Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
    To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • VBHUTI KO dande
    nahi VBHUTI KO dande nahi marna CHAHIYE
    sidha samunder mai dhakka de anna!!
    Samundar ka pani ganda ho jayega
    woh pani pike to chuha bhi mar jayega.

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

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24 Responses to "Best Collection of Hindi Funny SMS"

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Funny SMS

I could have a crappy day at work, but at night when I get to talk and think of you, you lift my gloomy spirits. You never makes me feel like I can have a bad day, and that is so uplifting to me.

Like I say so many times, you’re my Angel, sent from Heaven above to be my one and only. Your touch can excite me. When we are together, I wonder if you’re really there, or did I just had a sweet dream.

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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
»

kya gham hai kya khushi malum nahi.
woh aap na hai k ajnabi malum nahi
jis k bagair ek pal nahi guzarta .
kaise guzre gi zindagi malum nahi.

Ek baar Narendra Modi Pakistaan Musharraf se milne gaye. Musharraf – Modi Miya ke liye MAAL pesh kiya jaye. Narendra Modi – Abe Saale! Hum yahaan Pakistaan ki Maa chodne aaye hain beti nahi.

ko kheta hai………………..

nasib ka khel b ajib hota hai chahnewalo ko aansu nasib hota haii kaun chahta hai apno se dur

der lagta hai kisi ko apna banane me der lagta hai kuch vade nibhane me dosti to pal bhar me ho jati…….magar umar lag jati hai use nibhane me

hum bhi kisi se kum nahi ok duniyan walo …

SARDAR SMS
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In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

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Amazing jokes

REALLY VERY INTERESTING BOSS

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes:to look at you
Hands:to pray for you
Mind:to remember you
Heart:to miss you
and….
Legs:to kick you if you ever forget
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wife :- I saw in my dream

that u were buying a diamond ring for me

Husband :- I saw your dad paying the bill…

………………………………………………………………..

Husband : I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me

in six months.

Lawyer : Think about it once again. Wife like that are hard to get !

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