Unique Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi and English

Best Collection of Mazahiya Shayari

Posted on: November 11, 2007


  • Bijali Chali Gai
    Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
    Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi…
    Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim…
    Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi… hihihi

    Posted By: Admin On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • DIWANA HOTA
    TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI,
    MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI,
    TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA,
    NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA.

    Posted By: Sumbul On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Dance Kon Karega
    Har qarz dostee ka kaun ada karega
    Jab hum hee na raheinge tou dostee kaun karega
    Aye mere khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna
    Werna meri shadi men dance kaun karega.

    Posted By: Funtoosh On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • CHANTA LAG JAI GA
    PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
    LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA.

    Posted By: Rehan On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Joote khata hoon
    Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
    Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
    Kya zamana aaa gaya,
    Joote khata hoon wife se.

    Posted By: Shayare Maghrib On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Bachchon waali
    Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
    Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali.

    Posted By: Ariese Ansari On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Kisi aur ko
    Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roz khilaoon
    Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon.

    Posted By: Shayare Maghrib On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Shaam hote hii
    Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
    Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
    Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
    Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

    Posted By: Dhump On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1


  • Kya aankheiN hain
    Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
    us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
    maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

    Posted By: Shayare Maghrib On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Aap kya jaano
    Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
    maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
    Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
    aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
    waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

    Posted By: Humbugg TheGreat On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 2

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I want to add my poem in this site please

shadi Khana Abadi

Her Ada oos ke her ek baat buri lagti hay
Biyah ho jai to yeh zaat buri lagti hay

Aisay may tajrubay say guzra hun
Hai Barat Buri Lagti hay

Jab kahee bun sanwar kay janay lagu
Mujh say karti hay sawalat buri lagti hai

Sakht garmi may bhe nahanay ke
Dainee parti hay wajoohat, buri lagti hay

Kahan Choonay ke tamana thee or ub ye alam
Jab lagati hay mujh ko haat buri lagti hay

I want to add my poem in this site please

shadi Khana Abadi

Her Ada oos ke her ek baat buri lagti hay
Biyah ho jai to yeh zaat buri lagti hay

Aisay may tajrubay say guzra hun
Hai Barat Buri Lagti hay

Jab kahee bun sanwar kay janay lagu
Mujh say karti hay sawalat buri lagti hai

Sakht garmi may bhe nahanay ke
Dainee parti hay wajoohat, buri lagti hay

Kahan Choonay ke tamana thee or ub ye alam
Jab lagati hay mujh ko haat buri lagti hay

Be-wafa tum ho to,wafadar ham b nahi,Be-Sharam tum ho to,Shaam dar ham b nahi,Pyar k is moor par aa kar keh rahy ho key,Main Shaadi Shuaa hoon,Ti kiya huwa Darling Kawarey ham be nahi.

Phol ko mat toroo kanta lag jaye ga,Larky ko mat Cheroo Chanta lag jaye ga…

Mainey chaha tum ko,tumney kisy aur ko,Khuda karey jisey tum chahoo,Wo chahey kis aur ko…

I wand to add a shayari

Bharosa Kar na sahil pe
safine dub jate hai,
jara si lahare kya uthi
kinare choot jate hai,
Kismat ko jo saware wo
sitare tute jate hai,
abhi se tumko bewafa
kaise kah doo main,
Safar me humsafar
manzil se pahle choot jate hai

mar ja sale kanjar!!

DIL MEIN RAHNE WALE DIL SE NAHI NIKALTE
BADLE HAJARON MAUSAM RISTEN NAHI BADALTY

aap ki adaa,
aap ka smile,
aap ka chalna,
aap ka bolna,
uuffffffffffffffffffffffffffff koi ek cheez toh dhankk ki hoti……..
ha ha ha for some one special…………………………………………..

kya hal hy jnb

abhi tak to theek hain

us dil se pyaar karoo jo tumhe dard dey,par us dil ko na dard do jo tumse pyaar kare,kyun ki sarii duniya k liye tum ek hoo par kisi ek k liye tum sarii duniya hoo…. made by ayesha mahreen….
this is also for some one special……

nice saying ayesha

bahut khoob nice.i lk dis.

kisi k ‘pyaar’ ko bhulana na aaya humee,kisi k ‘dil’ ko dukhana na aaya hume,kisi ki ‘yaad’me tadapna toh seikh liya humne magar aapne yadoo me tadpana na aaya hume….
some one special said me this but now that special person said me this thing and forget me…….
yaad aagenge hum bhi unko kabhi na kabhi

wafa khlus mohabbat nibhayenge kab tak
jo bewafa hai unhen aaz mayenge kab tak
ham ne to gairon se bhi wafa ki hai
khuluse dil ki qimat wo lagayenge kab tak

To: Ayesha mahreen…….

yu to guzar raha hai har ek pal khushi k sath..
phir bhi koye kami se hai keu zindagi k sath..
rishte,,wafaye..dosti…sab kuch to pass hai…
keya baat hai pata nahi ye dil keu udaas hai …
farid ahmad
saudi arab riyadh
fareed_alwatan@yahoo.com

do u know whatz the meaning of ‘HAPPY’
H=HUM
A=AAP KI
P=PYARI
P=PYAARI
Y=YAADEIN KABHI BHULA NAHI SAKTE
BCOZ
H=HUM
A=AAP KO
P=PAL
P=PAL
Y=YAAD KARTE HAI.
SOOOOOO I’M ALWYS HAPPY.

teara gavaach gea pars
sano a gea tares
akhean che naie dil vich vas
akhean badean sojean nay
ketay petee tay naieo chars

ghaade ki choonch mai ghore ki dum lagatte hain
machli ke paye khatey hain aur machar ko badboo songathe hain

jangli kabootar palna choq hai us ka
bagal ge bal katna zoq hai us ka
sare jism ko soongh ker every night
kahan kahan ke bal kate roug hai us ka

Tere Pyar Ko Dekhna Chahta Hoon,
Aa Tujhe Bahonme Bharna Chahta Hoon,
Hua Hai Jo Mere Pyar Me Tera Daman Badnaam,
Aa Use Apne Aansuon Se Dhona Chahta Hoon…

Jinki Tamanna Dilme Thi,
Judai Ab Hum Unki Sehte Hai,
Fursat Nahi Unhein Humse Baat Karneki,
Isliye Hum Har Wakt Khamosh Se Rehte Hai…

hy smart

sab kuch hai mere pass magar dil ki dawa nahi
dur hai wo mujh se par mai usse khafa nahi…
maloom hai ab bhi wah chahti hai mujhe…..
mai ye jaanta hu wah thoda ziddi hai magar bewafa nahi..
farid ahmad
siwan bihar

Aansuon Ke Rang Ubhre Aur Hansi Achhi Lagi,

Mil Gaye Ab Tum To Zindagi Achhi Lagi,

Apni Nazronme Khud Apne Gam Ki Kimat Badh Gayi,

Aaj Mujhe Uski Aankhon Mein Nami Achhi Lagi…

har kali tojh say khoshbo uhdhar mangay . soraj tojh say noor udhar managay . Allah karay too mujh say a c dosti nibhay k log mujh say taree dosti udhar mangay

Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se Nigahein Na Modna,
Jab Door Ho To Mear Tasavvur Na Chodna,
Aye Dost Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Soch Le,
Muskil Bahut Hai Rishtonki Zanjeerein Todna…

Kabhi Kabhi To Chhalak Padti Hai Yunhi Besabab Aankehin,

Udas Hone Ka Koi Sabab Nahi Hota,

Main Waledain Ko Ye Baat Kaise Samjhaun,

Mohabbat Me ‘Hasab Nasab’ Nai Hota…

There Are Over 6 Billion People In The World
But
Sometimes All You Really Need Is One . . .

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ek angriz pakistan aya pashto siknay . kuch arsa bad wapas chala gia . apnay watan . tu logon nay pocha . kia sika . us nay kaha……….bijli laara … bijli raala.

Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai, Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai… Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai…

Verry Nice ahsaas thank you

uuffff k chakar e gadiye

Wo “ZINDAGI” he kaya jisme “MOHABBAT” nahi…wo MOHABBAT he kaya jisme “YADEIN” nahi…wo YADEIN he kaya jisme “TUM” nahi…wo TUM he kaya jisme “HUM” nahi…
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Waqt guzarta raha per saanse thami thi,Muskuraye per ankho main nami thi, Saath hamare yeh jahan tha sara,Per najanay kiu aap ki kami thi.

Bicher gai hai to us ka Sath Kia mangu

Zara Se Umer Hai Ghum Se Nijat Kia Mangu

wo Sath Hoti To Hoteen Zarorate B Bohat

Akeli Zaat K LIye Kainat Kia Mangu

Wo dil le gaya jab akela nhi he,
wo tanhai andar bhi tanha nhi he.
me ne apne dil ko tatola to paya,
jo samjha tha apna wo mera nhi he.
gar chahta khooo k aansoo bahata,
magar khoon ka wo pyasa nhi he.
waha he wo be dard, be dil me yaaa hoo,
har ik doosre ka shanasa nhi he.
dua me ye MANSOOR awaz ayi,
wo muhtaj teri dua ka nhi he.

poetry: molvi abdul ghani siyal (MANSOOR), shahpur chakar, sanghar, sindh, pakistan……

Wo dil le gaya jab akela nhi he,
wo tanhai andar bhi tanha nhi he.
me ne apne dil ko tatola to paya,
jo samjha tha apna wo mera nhi he.
gar chahta khooo k aansoo bahata,
magar khoon ka wo pyasa nhi he.
waha he wo be dard, be dil me yaaa hoo,
har ik doosre ka shanasa nhi he.
dua me ye MANSOOR awaz ayi,
wo muhtaj teri dua ka nhi he.

poetry: molvi abdul ghani siyal (MANSOOR), shahpur chakar, sanghar, sindh, pakistan……

Thukra ke usne mujh ko,kaha muskuraane ko!
Main hansh diya kyon ki , sawal uski khushi ka tha. Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,Usne khoya wo jo sirf usee ka tha..

03317280828

wah aakhiree sentence very nice wah thanks to share

nyc poem bu one thing that i wud neva do is leave my number on the intanet!!!!!!!!!!!

soz i emaild da rong person…..MY BAD

Mujhe rona nhi aata
Suno!

Mujhe rona nhi aata.
Mujhe khona nhi aata.

K tum bin jeena mushkil hai.
Jo dard tum dena chahte ho mujhe sehna nhi ata.

Tum to reh Lo ge saath kisi aur k mgr.
Main kya krun k mujhe RASTA badalna b nhi ata.

Tum to waaqif ho Andaz.e.Guftugu k.
Mujhe to baat krne ka salika b nhi ata.

Tum to jeet jate ho Larr jhagar kr b.
Dekho mujhe to Larna b nhi ata.

Tum to khush reh lo ge mere bin.
Dekho tumhare bin to mujhe Jeena b nhi aata.

Bin Tere her Baat Adhoori Lagti hai,
Bin Tere her Raat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Kho Jaon Me Jab bhi Teri Yaadon main,
Mujh ko Meri Zaat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Khel Zamane k Me Jab bhi Harta hon,
Mujh ko Mri Maat Adhori Lagti hai!

Pyaar Me Hum Ne Sab kuch Mang ke dekh liya,
Ab to Har Kheraat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Bin Tere her Baat Adhoori Lagti hai..

teri yaad mein nahi guzarte aise to koi daur nahin,
jinki khowahish par sajde kiye
wo aap hain aur koi nahin(URN)

Md Amique Ashraf from india

wah Amique bhai wah…

pholon mye kushbo ki tarha
asman pe taro ki tarha
mye tum se mhobath karta hon
lye la majno ki tarha

KOI SEXY GRIL KO FO

kon kheta he mulkat nahi hote mulkat to hote he par baat nahi hote

Zindagi men hum shayad khusi dakey magar

gam ka zamana yad hay khushi ka zamana yad nahen

kisi tarha lota hon ishq men

kisi tarha bana mera afsana yaad nahen

Karoge afsos jab meri lash dekhoge,
mere jism pe lipta hui kafan dekhoge,
meri chahat zindagi bhar tujko tadapti rahegi,
tum bhi door khade marne ki rah dekhoge.

‘zinda raha to tera he sath nibhaon ga “Mohsin”

Bhoola…….to ye samjhna kzinda nh hon main.’

us ko caha to ezhar karna na aya bet gae umar hame peyar karna na aya us ne mage bhi judae mage ak ha the jo hame inkar karna na aya i love u khaliq

helo frinds i am new on this sitei want a nice frind no need flirty boys and girles thanks all frinds

samjha do apni yaadon ko pyar sy

woh bin bulaaye paas aaya karti ha
tum to door beth kar sataaty ho magar
who paas aakar rulaaya karti hain

really unique plz keep it on

CHALE AAO HAM TUMHARA INTEZAR KARTE HAIN
YE WOH GUNAH HAI ,JO BAAR BAAR KARTE HAIN

TO, KHUSHI

sana ki ami islama bad gai ha jis ko b os k gr ana ho a jao bara moj mela ha

Alishba gashti jhoot bhol rahi ha mara gr pehle se kafi rash ha koi mt ana ok i m bussy

wat mean gashty

Suba bi atti he, Sham bi atti he
Sab ko aik barr, muje do barr atti he

kia kaha tum ne, tum ko kabaz he
muje to barri patli, barri mazedar atti he

Ishq kamzor dil se kiya nahin ja sakta,
Zeher dushman se liya nahin ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki,
Us pyar ke bina jiya nahin ja sakta.

1. The quantity – ( – 9 ) + ( -7 ) – 5 + 2 is equal to:
a. -19
b. 13
c. 9
d. -1
e. None of the other choices
Your answer was

meri aankhon main dekh arey zalim
Mujhy tujhse mohabbat hai
agar tujhko main pasand nahi to???
apni behen ko hi mera Number de de,,,

agar daftar na jaoun to,,,,, buhut takleef hoti hai…
main 20 jorey dhota houn,,, or woh
1 plate mushkil se dhoti Hai…..

Wah Fareed Bhai Wah,,

From Aqil ,,,

Hello guys any one chat with me my no is 03445639059 aur agr meri frindship sy bore hua to mera naam b usman nhi.its chalange.

Dhokebaaz
Bakhil Aur Ehsan Jataanewala
Jannat Mein Daakhil Nahin Hoga

Amique Ashraf

_+__Eid-ul-Adha-Azha__.
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Dastoor hai duniya ka magar,
Yeh to batao hum kis se mile,
Kis se kahein Eid-ul-Adha-Azha,
Miss you on eid day.
Eid-ul-Adha-Azha

mai faqiro se bhi karta hu tejarat aksar..
jo ek paisa me lakho ki dua dete hai…
farid ahmad
siwan bihar
fareed_alwatan@yahoo.com

Wishing you all a very happy eid, and hoping that all the things you wish for will be yours throughout the year.
Eid-ul-Adha-Azha!!

Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo’attar Hawa-e-Eid,
Aata nahi Nazar kuch v Siwaye Eid,
Meri Taraf se Eid-ul-Adha-Azha ho Aap ko,
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid.

Amique Ashraf from….INDIA

Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo’attar Hawa-e-Eid,
Aata nahi Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid,
Meri Taraf se Eid-ul-Adha-Azha ho Aap ko,
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid.

Mubarak ho mauqa Allah ne atah farmaya,
ek baar phir bandagi ki rah pe chalaya
Adaa karna apna farz tum khuda k liye..
Khushi se bhari ho EID ul ADHA apke liye

I wish you a very happy and peaceful Eid ul Adha.
May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions
and sins and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
Happy Bakra Eid!!

Wishing you a very happy Eid-ul-daha, soft as Silk, White as Milk,
Sweet as Honey with full of Money .

May your plate of life be always full of juicy Kababs
& Tikas, Topped with the chutny of Happiness.
With best Eid wishes, Happy EID.

Namazi par Allah ke 5 naam
Aasan rozi
Azaabe qabr nahi
A’maal dayen haath mein
Pulsiraat ka rasta asaan
Bina hisaab ke jannat

Muzaffarpur…..India

Oy life is achi without any bachi.

Hello Amique how r u ?where do you live ?

i am fine Mr Usman…… i am frm india…after 4 yrs m replying you sorry…….

Ek dafa 3 pathan picnic py gy aur un ko udar ja k yaad aaya k pepsi to wo gar bool gy hain to wo ek dosry sy khahny lgy k tum jao tum jao phir decide kia gia k choota pathan gar sy pepsi laay ga to chooty pathan ny kha k main ek shirt py jaon ga tum mery janay k baad pakory to nhi khao gy dosry dono pathanon ny kha k hun nhi khaein gy to choota pathan chla gia 2 ganty ho gy pathan nhi aaya 6 ganty ho gy mgr koi nhi saam par jati hai choota pathan nhi aata wo dono chohty hain k ab choota pathan nhi aaye ga hum ya pakory kha lety hain jesy hi wo pakory utathy hain choota pathan ek draht(tree) k peechy sy nikal k bola agr tum easa kro gy to phir main nhi jata.

I like contect me.

Join the group jat55 and cotact me.my name is supper 128

Na Mile Kisi Ka Sath Tu Hamein Yaad Karna
Tanhai Jo Sataye Tu Hum Se Bat Karna
Kushya Batana Ho Tu Tum Dost Hazar Rakhna
Ghum Batana Ho Tu Hamein Yad Karna…

Ooooy . . . . . . Sary kidar ho koi hai . . . . . . . . . Ya kis filam ka dialog hai btaiein aur load paein.

Na tha kuch to khuda tha

Kuch na hota to khuda hota

Doboya muj ko hony nay

Na ma hota to koa hota

Hoai mudat k GHALAB mar gia pr yad ata hai

Wo hr ek bat pa kehta na hota ma to kia hota

my number is 03412454719 no tell me

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