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Doston ki Hataen (Urdu and English Text Insults)

Posted on: November 11, 2007


  • They’ve got a picture of her at the hospital – it saves using the stomach pump.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Whiter than a pair of Snow White’s knickers.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • He’s got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • He’s as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • You could park a bike on that bum.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • They call her ‘The radio station’ cuz she’s so easy topick up.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1


  • I’ve seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.Posted By: Rehan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • He’s as camp as a row of tents.Posted By: Ariese Ansari On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

Text Insults By Page: 1 – 23 Next

  • CHAPPAL or LOTAY
    Kyon her baar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
    her naye saal hamara dil dukhate ho,
    Ye baat sun ker hamari rooh tak Kanp uthti hai,
    Ae dost tum masjidon se CHAPPAL or LOTAY churate ho.

    Posted By: Fayyaz Khan On: Friday, November 09, 2007 | Messages: 2

  • DUM hila rahe ho
    Ye kis tarah yaad aarahe ho,
    Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aarahey ho,
    Najane kyon aisa lagata hai, samne khare ho aur DUM hila rahe ho.

    Posted By: Wajahat Karim On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • LIKHNE WALA GADHA
    Aapko yaad hoga na! ek baar aap kahin ja rahe they k ek diwaar per Parha “PARHNE WALA GADHA”.
    Aapko bohat Gussa aaya aur aapne use mita ker likh diya “LIKHNE WALA GADHA”

    Posted By: Wajahat Karim On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • LAUGHING AT U
    Roses r red, voilets r blue, Monkey Like U should b kept in ZOO.
    Don’t get angry, u will find me there too, not in the cage,
    But LAUGHING AT U. HA HA HA

    Posted By: Wajahat Karim On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | Messages: 1


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13 Responses to "Doston ki Hataen (Urdu and English Text Insults)"

Aapki ittlaa k liay arrz hai k,
Zindgi main kabhi KHAGGA ko dekhiay to uski
mounchon ko na chariay ga nhi to aapko uske munh
se gali sunna paregi.

I LIKE ALL SMS.

I MISS U ITNA U MISS ME JITNA I MISS U TABSE U MISS ME JABSEI MISS U TABTAK U MISS ME JABTAKU MISS ME NAJANE KABTAK BUT I MISS U MARTE DAM TAK.

HI EVERY ONE

bye every one

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Dont go for looks, they can deceive
Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

Dont go for looks, they can deceive.
Dont go for wealth,in the end it fades away.

Go for some one who makes you smile because

it takes only a smile 2 make a dark day seem bright

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i fink dat the roses r red one iz wel sick!!!!!!
yo
hahahahah

people i fink dat al da jokes r gud!

no joking voking just msg this line to say that i miss u all in PAK

Ai Khuda tum se iltaja hai kabhi mujhe usse juda mat karna
hum rahe ya na rahe is duniya me meri yaado se usko ghum Shuda mat karna.

Usi Ko Apne Dil Mein Basaya Aur
Basaya Kuch Bhi Nahi,
Jidhar Dekha Udar Woh Nazar Aya
Aur Nazar Aya Kuch Bhi Nahi,
Duniyaan Walon Ne Bewaja
Badnaam Kardiya Mujhe,
Maine Bas Uska Dil Churaya Aur
Churaya Kuch Bhi Nahi,
Bas Aik Usi Ko Nahi Khona Chahtay
Thay Hum Laikin,
Humne Bas Usi Ko Ganwaya Aur
Ganwaya Kuch Bhi Nahi

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