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I got a collection of Crazy Funny SMS Messages

Posted on: November 11, 2007


Hi SMS FansReaders,

 

I have posted some good messages earlier in my blog , thought it would be better to have a seperate page exclusively for sms, so here i am adding this seperate page for crazy and funny sms , for many jobless people like me who have no qualms in sending funny sms jokes no matter what time it is. I am just adding the good ones which i have come through.
Hope u like it..i will keep updating it…and u can add ur sms too by posing it in the comment box..

 

No vulgar messages allowed!!!

>> once a couple goes 2 a theatre. then a mosquito get enetrs the grls skirt..

guesss were did it bite…

guess

guess

guess

Dirty minds always thinkin bad…

SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
I wud SiT nExT 2u,
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
DiS Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALS..!

>> JANNI;
Fire ko Aag kahate hai;
Cobra ko Naag kehate hai;
Garden ko baag kehate hai;
Gusse ko raag kehate hai AUR
jo tumhare pass nahi hai;
ucse DIMAG kehate hai…

>> Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore.

The first surd says:
“I hope u remember the spot where u caught all those fish.”
The other answers:
“Yes,I made ‘X’on the side of the boat to mark the spot.”
“U idiot!”replies the first.”how do u know u will get the same boat tommorrow.”

>> What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy….he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.

>> height of stupidity

What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat.

 

>> Boy friends are like Pani puri
“alwayz tasty”
like pizza
“hot nd spicy”
nd Hubbyz r lIke
“Dal chawal”
whn ther is nO other OptiOn P

>> A chines was in hospital,
A man went 2 see him,
chines said: CHING CHING MOU CHU CHA & died
Man went china 2 ask the meaning.
it was kutay k bachy oxygen k pipe se pair hata

>> Interviewer: imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Sardar ji: very simple, I’ll stop imagining…

>> Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn’t stole the TV?
Sardar: Because i was watching TV naa.

Watz wrong wid ur phone ?

I tried calling u but the operator said,

Welcome to jungle,
the monkey u r trying to contact is on the tree plz try later
….

>> Q: Watz the differnce B/w Aadmi and Aurat ?

Ans: Aurat aik hee aadmi say bohat sari umeed kerti hai,
Aur
Aadmi bohat sari aurton say aik hee umeed kerta hai.

>> At the train
Train rukii,
khidki khulii,
nazrein milii,
usne kaha, !!”Chaay garam Chaay”!!..

>> During WC when Sehwag went to batting.
sehwag’s wife phoned there for him
Wife : Hello! Can i Get Sehwag,please ?
Greg Chappel : Im Afraid he is not here at the moment.
Wife : where hs he gone ?
greg : Madom! u knw he is our opening batsman. he hs gone 4 batting
Wife : No probs ! I’ll hold on. Im sure he’ll come back soon

>> Sachin’s wife : Can you go to the market please? Sachin : I’ve lost the World Cup so I’m not sure if the public will respect me. Wife : It’s ok, wear my saree and people will recognise you as some lady…….. Sachin wears his wife’s saree and enters the market. While shopping, a lady near him smiles at him and asks “Hi Sachin, how are you?” Sachin is shocked because he thought no one would recognise him.
Sachin : How do you know it’s me?
Lady : Hi da, it’s me Dravid!!!

>> Calender 2007
jan- ROSE,
feb- prapose
march-gift
april-lift
may-chating
june-dating
july-missyou
aug.-kissyou
sep.-anger
oct-danger
nov-left
dec-next

>> Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this
C ? Come
O ? on
L ? Lets
L ? Love
E ? Each
G ? Girl
E ? Equally

>>Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

>>Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why u want 2 die ?
Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker sakta!


>>Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay
Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay )

Close ur eyes…

think abt ur self

ur face,

ur style,

ur nature,

ur looks,

now open ur eyes..

u hv jus spent half a minute watching a

horror movie!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smile- the language of love
Smile- a source to win hearts
smile-creates warmth in ur personality
so…….
………….
Brush ur teeth regularly!!

>> If people say u r <crazy> be patient
u r <idiot> relax
u r <stupid> be cool
but if they say u r <intelligent> rakh kay thappar lagana salooon ko mazak ki bhi koi had hoti hay

Why cant a girl can be both intelligent and good looking…. because then it would make her a boy

>> U r miles away from me. still im watching
ur every movements by 3 different
channels….

1) discovery
2) national geographic
3) animal planet

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32 Responses to "I got a collection of Crazy Funny SMS Messages"

HI,
Really very funny sms. Especially that Sachin’s and last two in the list is very nice…..
Send more like this…

———–
John

Wide Circles

Nice sms

keep it up , i really liked it , u have done a great job

keep updating new sms 🙂

Funny SMS

man WATS up ur massages are so cool well done dude

keep up the great work.

heelllllooo alll…

03453019193…my no any gul or boy wanna frd shp wid me or msging me…then contect mee

Walk with me when your hearts
Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

Walk with me when your hearts needs company,
take my hand when you feel all alone,
turn to me when you need some one to lean on,
cause I’am the one you can always depend on!

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Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

Touch my heart & you’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & you’ll hear,
Look into my heart & you’ll see,
That you’ll always be a special part of me.

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wo konsi chez hai jo larki khati bhi hai aur pehenti bhi hai aur larka sirf khata hai phenta nahi

Please people i want to be receiving crazy sms on my email box or to my fone pls. email to (buttyluv1@yahoo.com) Thanks

kbc was very interesting.

kbc was very interesting and i love to read if with my mind.

Jawab do dannda nahi hai par dannda jaisa hai ???

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahar Aata Hai,
Pelle Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye ander jane k baad Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Deer Hilane Ke Bad Jab ise Bahar Nikalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Aata Hai,

batao kyaaaaaaaaaaa?????????????????

Ek bihar k aadmi ki nasbanndi hue aur nasbandi k baad bhi uski wife ke baccha hua kyo kyo kyo kyo sawaal hai jawab dooooo….

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

achha dosto ek baat ye batao sardaaro k upar jokes kyo banaye jate hai mujhe to darr lagta hai ki sare sardaar mar na jaye warna hamara kya hoga..

phir jokes ka maza nahi mil payega ..

Jawab do dannda nahi hai par dannda jaisa hai ???
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahar Aata Hai,
Pelle Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye ander jane k baad Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Deer Hilane Ke Bad Jab ise Bahar Nikalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Aata Hai,
batao kyaaaaaaaaaaa?????????????????

Ans:-

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i want a truely frnd girl or boy.if are you ready pls call.9797696039 or mail.irfanahmed24@ymail.com

hello………

every one…..

I am really impressed along with your writing skills and also with the structure in your blog. Is this a paid subject matter or did you modify it your self? Either way stay up the nice quality writing, it is rare to look a great weblog like this one these days..

All is good…frm my part, nice n cool

Its wauh

i like this msgs

i like the messages because they are funny and intelesting, keep it up

crazy, awesome and fantastic for a nervous and sad person ………

dats gr8, bt u av 2 chuz one language coz am hvng sum diffcties in sum of de wedz dat u use,
DATS GR8 KIP ON ROCKNG

28I Ashley, Nash
Thursday 10 July 2014
out of 10 i can give you 6,coz some of your jokes are lame.

Hi to all, how is everything, I think every one is getting more from this site, and your views cgbdeeadaeea

Hee hee

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