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More Coool Jokes

Posted on: December 1, 2007


Did you ever experience cooking popcorns???????????here is some experience just check it out and try by your self too!
Inside every popcorn kernel is a drop or two of water.When you cook corn in very hot oil , the water inside the kernels heats up and begins to turn to steam.As you continue cooking the corn, […]

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA.
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.[…]

Waqt ki dhar k saath hum chaltay hain,
Isi ada pe tou log hum pe martay hain,
SMS ki duniya k hum beetaaj badshah hain,
Isi liye log humain SMS karnay se dartay hain!.

TUMHARAY BINA ZINDAGI MAIN HAI SANNATA,
TUM HI MERAY KABAB TUM HI MERAY PARATHA,
YE DIL HO GAYA TUM PE LATTOO,TUM HI MERE BESAN K LADOO,
AB TO DEKHUN TUMHARAY HE DREAM,TUM HE TO HO MERE CHAT PATAY HALEEM,
JO TUM HO SAATH TO HAR SHAAM HO SUHANI,
TUM HI TO HO MERI STUDENT’S KI BIRYANI.

Celebrate the season with Windows Live™ Messenger and chat directly with Santa! Tell him what you want for Christmas, talk about life at the North Pole, and play holiday games with Howard the Elf. […]

Chand ke liye sitare hazaro honge,

magar sitaro ke liye chand ek hai,

aap ke liye loog hazaro honge,

magar hamare liye aap ek hain.
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1″s receive
MESSAGES From ME!

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3 Responses to "More Coool Jokes"

CHOOPS,WHO COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS?STUPID FOLKS

Games…

Baljeet Ghale , President……

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