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Archive for May 2008

Urdu Shairy

Main tujhay chahta nahi laikin
phir bhi jab pass tu nahi hoti
khud ko kitna udass pata houn
goum say apnay hawas pata hon
janay kia dhun samai rehti hay
ik khamoshi si chaii rehti hay
dil say bhi guftago nahi rehti
main tujhay chahta nahi lakin………
phir bhi shaab ki taveel khalwat  main
teray ouqat sochta hon
koun say phool tujh ko bhatay hain
rung kia kia pasand atay hain
khoo sa jata hon teri janat main
main tujhay chahta nahi laikin………
phir bhi ehsas say nijat nahi
souchta hon to runj hota hay
dil ko jaisay koi dabota hay
jis ko itna serhata hon
jis ko is darja chahta hon
ous main teri si koi baat nahi
main tujhay chahta nahi laikin…….

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Aap ki Shairy

Main lafzon main kuch bhi izhar nahi karta
Iska matlab ye nahi k main tujhe pyar nahi karta

Tamasha naa ban jaaye kahi mohabbat meri
Isi liye apne dard ko namoodaar nahi karta

Jo kuch mila hai usi mein khush hoon main
Tere liye khuda se taqraar nahi karta

Par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein zalim
Warna Mein tujhe chahne ki khataa bar bar nahi karta

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Mazahiya Shairy

Barsoon ki chahat ko ik pal mai badaltay dekha hum ne,

Toot kar chahnay waloon ko baat say mukartay dekha hum ne

Kaisay saja lain sapnay apni udaas ankhoon mai,

Har khuwab ko toot kar bhikartay dekha hum ne,

Kartay thay jo wada hamaisha saath chalnay ka,

Phir unhi ko raasta badaltay dekha hum ne,

AITEEBAR nahi raha kisi par bhi kia karain,

iss AITEBAAR ko kai baar baar martay dekha hum nay.

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Geet Aur Ghazal

Kitna dard hai chupa iss dil main kitni aahey hain in sansoon main kitney ansoo hain rakhye ankhon main kitni tarap hai meri ahoon main Tum kabhe nahi samjh sakoo gey mery karb main guzri raton ko un lamho ki yadoon ko jo na ki kabhe main ney woh sabhe baton aur wadoo ko Tum kabhe nahi samjh sakoo gey dil ka tootna kiya hota hai kisi ka bicharna kiya hota hia kabhe milker bhe na mila kiya hota hai tanhai ka ghum kiya hota hia Tum kabhe nahi samajh paoogey Tanha rehna kiya hota hia khuch paker khona kiya hota hia naam palko ka anso kiya hota hia Tum kabhe nahi samajh paoogey… Larki ki na main han hota hia Uss ki dharkan ka rukna kiya hota hia Kisi ka pehla piyar kiya hota hia Tum kabhe nahi samjh paogey….. Mouflisi ka rona kiya hota hia dard ka sehna kiya hota hai khamosh rehna kiya hota hai……. Tum kabhe nahe samajh paogey……
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Bait Bazi

mai uski shakel ko dil se utar deta hoon
kabhi kabhi to mai khud ko bhi maar deta hoon
ye mera haq hai mai use thora dukh bhi doon
mai chahat bhi to use beshumar deta hoon

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Tanz-o-Mazah

Meray dard ki kahani meri hasraton sey poocho,
Mein luta hoon kaisey meray doston sey poocho,
Jo khuda tha meray dil ka,mera dil usi ney tora,
Yeh ghamo ki sarhadon par mujhey kis ney la chora,
Ussey mein ney kitna chaha dharkano sey poocho,
Mein luta hoon kis tarah meray doston sey poocho,
Yeh saza meray naseeb ney dee meri aashiqui ki,
Diya jis ko dil ussi ney meray dil sey dillagi ki,
Mein kahan kahan jala hoon meri hasraton sey poocho,
Mein luta hoon kis tarah meray doston sey poocho.

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Adult SMS

Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they’ve chest, we are breast. Rina-
They’ve night falls, we’ve 2 big balls,they’ve a big pole,we’ve a big hole.
Seema : They can fuck’ we can suck. They are brilliant’ we are pregnant
and at last we are “LOVERS” They R “FUCKERS”.

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Adult Jokes

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?

Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

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Funny Jokes

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend’s hand, ‘Cause everytime she’d wipe her rear I’d see the promised land….

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What is the dumbest part on a man’s body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

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New Adult Jokes

*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15’s

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Adult SMS

This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone….. .. scanning….
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath…
COCK SUCKER !!

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More Adult SMS

Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!

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Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

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Adult SMS

ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.

Blonde JokesBar Jokes

2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya
pehla bacha
chote dar tu nahi raha
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai
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agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????

is ka matlab hai

k

KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai
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Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, “tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te”
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam
par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein
sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi,
pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk
jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have
a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Funny Jokes

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om
our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
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Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all Reply is a must…
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,
L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with
YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….
Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P…
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween &
Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me
for the next 12 months!!!!
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D
monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring,
then the suffering
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the
beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i
thought where the fuck is my roof
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that
cows can’t fly!
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why
are you eating there food
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I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you
are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on
a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my
briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go
2 the bathroom
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you
eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having
sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100
million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is
reading my text!pass on
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass &
flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot
2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da
window… I look down & den… i lauf again
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An independant study has proven dat those who
have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are
readin dis message in their right hand!
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I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink
driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked
the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and
talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll
be disconnected!
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