Unique Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi and English

Funny SMS

Posted on: May 8, 2008


Funny Jokes

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om
our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
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Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all Reply is a must…
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,
L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with
YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….
Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P…
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween &
Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me
for the next 12 months!!!!
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D
monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring,
then the suffering
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the
beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i
thought where the fuck is my roof
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that
cows can’t fly!
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why
are you eating there food
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I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you
are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on
a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my
briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go
2 the bathroom
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you
eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having
sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100
million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is
reading my text!pass on
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass &
flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot
2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da
window… I look down & den… i lauf again
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An independant study has proven dat those who
have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are
readin dis message in their right hand!
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I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink
driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked
the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and
talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll
be disconnected!
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