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How to Answer the Toughest Interview Questions

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

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SAATH DIL KAY CHALAY DIL KO NAHENE ROKA HUM NAY
JONA APNA THA AUSAY TOOT KAY CHAHA HUM NAY
AIK DHOKAY MEIN KATI AUMAR HAMARI SARI
KYA BATAIN KAISAY KHOYA KISAY PAYA HUM NAY

Five High-Paying Careers in Two Years or Less
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Dil Ko Manana Agar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

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khoye rehte hain teri yaadon mei
hum to khud ko bhoolaye behte hain
naam likh de hai zindagi terey
tujh ko apna banayei behtei hain

Six Common Job-Interview Questions
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chupai huai magroor ko chordo,
chordo shkway narazee ko,
tord do pinjra – urd kar dhundo,
apnay jeewan sathi ko.

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Sapna to bas sapna hai,
Sapno mein keya jeena,
Subha ki phali kiran sai seekho,
Is jeevan ko jeena.

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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

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Ab na aao khwaabon mein tum, kahin neend se na jagoon
main zinda hi kab tha, kahin maut se na jagoon…..!!

How to Handle Illegal Interview Questions

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when i look in to your eyes:)i think somethink that money cant buy 😦
tum laakh chupaoo chere se ahsaas humary chahat ka,dil jaab bhi tumhara dharakta hai awaaz yahaan tak aaty hai (lakin afsoos k hum dono chup hian )
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Zama badlay sama badlay mausam ki fizaa badlay
Agar may badloo tujhe se tu mujhe se mera khuda badlay

Best job opportunity for professionals

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Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do
Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain

Web Hosting

Advertisements

Free Jobs

Aisa Nahi Kay Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Haan Jasisi Chahtay Thay Woh Qarb Nahi Mili

Milnay Ko Zindaagi Main Kai Hum Safar Hai
LIkin Tabyaton Say Tabyat Nahi Mili

Chehron Kay Har HazOOm Main Hum Dondtay Rahay
Soorat Ko Nahi Mili Kahin Seerat Ko Nahi Mili

Woh Yek Beik Mila Tu Bhout Deir Tak Humain
Alfaz Dondnay Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi Mili

Uss Ko Gila RAha Kay Towaja Na Di Ussay
LIkin Humain Khud Apni Rafaqat NAhi Mili

Har Shaqs Zindagi Main Bhout Durr Say Mila
Koi Bhi Chiz Hasb-e-Zarorat Nahi Mili
Canada Immigration

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Anjana Musafir

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

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Bass Itna Kehna

Mujhe bass itna kehna hai, kabhi main yaad aoon to
Kabhi tanhayee ki raatain, tumhai zyada satayen to
Kabhi titli na bole to, aur jugnu lot jaye to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to
Kabhi sab dost saathi bhi jo tum se rooth jayen to
Kabhi jab khud se lad ker thakan se chur ho jao to
Kabhi chahte huwe bhi khud akele roo na pao to
Apni aankhon ko band kerna mujhe awaz de dena
Phir mere tasawwur se jo chahai baatain keh dena
Mere kandhe per sir rakh ker tum jitna chahe ro lena
Jab main khud lout jaon to apni dunya chale jana
Magar bass itna kehna hai
Ke jab bhi dukh ya khusyoon main
Humain dil se pukaro ge
Humain tum saath pao ge.

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Apne haatho se

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de

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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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Lovely SMS

Teacher:Arun tell your father’s name in English. Arun:Madam, my father’s name is Mr. Butter Red Government. Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me? Arun: No, Madam You told me to tell my father’s name in English and my father’s name in Hindi is “Makkhan Lal Sarkar”

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Teacher:To next student Nikhil tell your father’s name in English.
Nikhil:Madam, my father’s name is Mr. Beautifuul Red Underwear.
Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me?
Nikhil: No, Madam You told me to tell my father’s name in English and my father’s name in Hindi is “Sunder Laal Chadda”

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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

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A man was habbitual of reading the boards hanging on the pole.One day,when he was walking on the street,he saw a pole on which a very small board was hanging.He was unable to read that from there,so he climbed the pole.When he reached near the board,it was written,”DANGER.5000 WALTS”.

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Urdu Funny SMS

Father : What are the people of Turkey called?
Son : I don’t know
Father : They are called turks. What are the Germany people called?
Son : They are called germs.

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Aik Sardaar zebra Crossing ke white aur black patte par baar baar idher aue udher chal raha tha…….. us ke aik dost ne pucha ye kya kar rahey ho to us ne kaha….. Yaar pichhley 5 dinu se try kar raha hun yeh PIANO bajta he nahi hai

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Funny SMS
Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,” break nahi mar sakta tha kya? Sardar replies “break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di…..”

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Funny SMS

Kya aap confidence se chalte hai,
kya aap penalty bharte hai..
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai..
to aap SMS kyon nahi karte hai???

Funny SMS

Zaroori toh nahi ke jeene ke liye koi sahara ho
zaroori toh nahi ke hum jis ke hai woh bhi hamara ho
kuch kashtiyaa dhoob jaaya karti hai
zaroori toh nahi ke har kashti ke liye kinara ho
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Jee lete hain Koi humein agar kahe bura,
dua dekar usse honton ko hum see lete hain
Dard ho chahe kaisa,
zehar yeh chupke se hum pee lete hain
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ek woh din tha jab tere nazare mere aankhon se mile
phir woh din aaya jab mere ankhon se dard ka aansoon bahe
aaj woh din hai jab mere toote dil se lahoo hi nikale
kab woh din aayega jab mere seene se tere dil nikelenge
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Ban sahara be-saharo ke liye
ban kinara be-kinaro ke liye
jo jeeye apne liye toh kya jeeye
jee sakke toh jee hazaro ke liye
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Dard ko na dekhiye dard se
dard ko bhi dard hota hai
dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki
aahir pyar mein dard hitoh hamdard hota hai
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English Funny SMS

Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai
nigaah kokisi soorat ki pyaas rehti hai
tere bina zindagi mein kami toh nahi
phir bhi tere bina zindagi udhaas rehti hai
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Wo lamhe humein yaad na rahe toh kya hoga
tere siva kuch bhi aabaad na rahe toh kya hoga
aisi hai yeh dil ki majbooriyaan kaise batau
inn saanson mein ab tera naam na rahe toh kya hoga
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Zakhm aisa diya ke koi dawa kaam na aaye,,
aag aise lagaye ke paani se bhi na bhuj paaye,,
Aaj bhi rote hain unhe yaad karke…
JISSE HAMARI YAAD KABHI NA AAYE…….. ……..
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Duao ki bheed mein ek dua hamari
jis mein maangi hai humne har khushi tumhari
jab bhi aap muskuraaye dil se
samjho dua kabool hui hamari
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Mere dil ki yahi thi khwahish tujhe apna bana sakku
dard-e-dil ka haal sunna sakku
tum ne kabhi dekha hi nahi meri taraf pyar se
mauka mila hi nahi ke mein dil ki baat tumhe bata sakku
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Judaai ke yeh lamhe kitne ajeeb hai
tu door ho ke bhi mere kareeb hai
hum ek ho kar bhi anjaan hai ik dooje se
yeh kaise hamare naseeb hai
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Teri Qurbat mili ..magar tera Sahara na Milaa..
Qareeb puhanch ker bhi Sahil ke Kinara na Mila..
Dekhta Raha Gaur se mai hatheli apniii
Magar Mujhay apni Kismat ka Sittara na Mila…
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yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge
khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge
maana hasna hai aadat ghum chupaane ki
par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge-hassan ali
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rooth gaya hai mujhko manane wala
ab koii nahi hai nakhre uthane wala
par jaane kyu sochta hai ye khula darwaza
shayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane wala
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ansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo…
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo…
dunya kisi ka zakham nahi samjte hai…
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo-hassan ali…
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Urdu Funny SMS

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jata hai,
Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa,
khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.
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INSAAN KE KANDHO PE INSAN JA RAHE THE,
KAFAN ME LIPTE KUCH ARMAN JA RAHE THE,
JINHE MILI BEWAFAI MOHABBAT ME,
WAFA KI TALASH ME WO SHAMSHAAN JA RAHE THE..

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Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon,
Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon,
Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein,
Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon.
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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate,
sabhi lowg mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!


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