Unique Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi and English

Funny SMS in Urdu Hindi English and Punjabi

Posted on: June 14, 2008


Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de

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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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Lovely SMS

Teacher:Arun tell your father’s name in English. Arun:Madam, my father’s name is Mr. Butter Red Government. Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me? Arun: No, Madam You told me to tell my father’s name in English and my father’s name in Hindi is “Makkhan Lal Sarkar”

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Teacher:To next student Nikhil tell your father’s name in English.
Nikhil:Madam, my father’s name is Mr. Beautifuul Red Underwear.
Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me?
Nikhil: No, Madam You told me to tell my father’s name in English and my father’s name in Hindi is “Sunder Laal Chadda”

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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

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A man was habbitual of reading the boards hanging on the pole.One day,when he was walking on the street,he saw a pole on which a very small board was hanging.He was unable to read that from there,so he climbed the pole.When he reached near the board,it was written,”DANGER.5000 WALTS”.

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Urdu Funny SMS

Father : What are the people of Turkey called?
Son : I don’t know
Father : They are called turks. What are the Germany people called?
Son : They are called germs.

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Aik Sardaar zebra Crossing ke white aur black patte par baar baar idher aue udher chal raha tha…….. us ke aik dost ne pucha ye kya kar rahey ho to us ne kaha….. Yaar pichhley 5 dinu se try kar raha hun yeh PIANO bajta he nahi hai

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Funny SMS
Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,” break nahi mar sakta tha kya? Sardar replies “break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di…..”

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Funny SMS

Kya aap confidence se chalte hai,
kya aap penalty bharte hai..
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai..
to aap SMS kyon nahi karte hai???

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3 Responses to "Funny SMS in Urdu Hindi English and Punjabi"

Don’t find love, let love find you
Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

Don’t find love, let love find you.
That’s why it’s called falling in love
because you don’t force yourself to fall, you just fall.
Once you accept someone for who and what
they really are, they will surprise you
by being better than you ever expected.
LOVE is loving/accepting a person with all
his/her strength and weaknesses.

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Sometimes your nearness takes my
Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away;
and all the things I want to say can find no
voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my
eyes will speak my heart.

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