Unique Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi and English

Urdu Funny SMS – English Funny SMS – Hindi Funny SMS

Posted on: September 1, 2008


Breaking News “Pakistan Zindabad”
Mulk ki halat ki wajah se ye Nara Tabdeel kar diya gaya hai.
Naya Nara hai.

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Pakistan se Zinda Bhag
Funny SMS
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Please aap kisi ko gaali na den, is se aap k gunah barhtay hain,
Kisi ko bura bhala kehna ho to usay PARVAIZ MUSHARRAF keh den, woh khud he sharminda ho jayega.
Shukriya.
Send Me SMS
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Tip of the Day
Kabhi ye mat socho tumhari girl friend ne tumhain kitna Romantic SMS bheja hai.
Hamesha ye socho usay kisne bheja hai?

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Usay Taraash k heera to bana diya hum ne Faraz
Magar ab ye sochte hain usay khareeden kaise?

Yehi soch kar uski har baat ko sach mana hai Faraz,
K itnay khubsoorat lub jhoot kese bolen gay?
Ramadan SMS
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Forward this msg to 10 peoples
&
You will get nothing!!!

Its true.
Its working.

Even I didnt get anything!!!
Except a Lovely Smile on your Face.
Girls Mobile Numbers
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1 Baat batao please.
Isko mazaaq main mat taal dena.
Gol Mol jawab nahi chalega.
Dekho kuch baten Zindagi main bohat Ehem hoti hain.
Such batao.

LIGHT HAI?

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7 Responses to "Urdu Funny SMS – English Funny SMS – Hindi Funny SMS"

VC++ aaye to VB mein, VB aaye to VC++ mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

Manmohanji ki priorty, 1)all sardar jokes banned, 2)12 nahi bajenge, 11 ke baad 1 bajega, 3) bolo tara ra ra will be national anthem.

kuchh aisha jo DIl ko chhukar fir nikal jaay

Nice sms

keep it up , i really liked it , u have done a great job

keep updating new sms 🙂

Funny SMS

kuch kaho kuch suno

kuchh new laao yaar jamana cheng ho chuka hai.

Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

I love your mouth for words come out that teach and soothe.
I love your hands for they heal with their touch.
I love your feet for they bring you to me with your gifts…

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Posted in Love Text Messages / Romantic SMS [English].

It is advisable to over react
whenever your partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

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