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Latest Funny SMS and Jokes

Posted on: March 28, 2009


Funny SMS

JUSTICE ki bahali
JUSTICE ki bahali
ka irada to nhi tha
Zardari…

Lekin Sheerin ki
Bewafai ne
majboor kar diya.

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Arz Kia Hai…
Arz Kia Hai…

Those Who Know Me Know Me Well

Waah Waah

Those Who Know Me Know Me Well

Those Who Do Not, Go To Hell . . .

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English Shairy Mulahiza ho
English Shairy Mulahiza ho!

Arz kya hai…

She is Kissing,

Wah Wah

She is Kissing,

* Some Text Missing *
* Some Text Missing *

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Akhbar aur Radio
Teacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?

Pathan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.

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Bruce Lee’s Favorite
Bruce Lee’s Favorite

Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why?

Kha-Lee

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SMS main Zaleel karna
Funny SMS main Zaleel karna ab bund bhi karo FARAZ!!!!

Kya “Wasi” aur “Ghalib” Tumhari Phuphi k larkay hain?

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Yeh keh kar woh
Yeh keh kar woh meri sari 7up pi gaya FARAZ

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“K TO MERI ADHURI PYAS PYAS TO AGAI MAN KO RAS RAS”

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Pathan ne bank se
Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

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Hum Har Roz Udaas
Hum Har Roz Udaas Hotay Hain Aur
Sham Guzar Jati Hy

Kisi Roz Sham Udaas Ho Gi Aur
Hum Guzar Jayein Ge.

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Paper Se Pehle Ki DUA
Paper Se Pehle Ki
“DUA”

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Aye Khuda!!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga … 😉

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SANIA MIRZA Se Baat
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.

Banta: That’s Great Yaar… Usne Kya Kahaa?

Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.

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If you are in tension
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

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Pehle kahan milte the
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.

Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazre mili,
Aur aapne kaha…

KHUDA K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!

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In larkion se dil lagana
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai

Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LOVE U”

Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.

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Tmhari 1 bat pata Lgi hai
Tmhari 1 bat pata Lgi hai, zara free ho ker msg karna Ok.

Sab ko frwd kro,dekhna kitne log pura msg nhi padhte hain.

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Kia par Rahay ho?

Mein to April Fool Bana raha tha..:)

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1st APRIL ko ULLU banao
1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.

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