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Latest Funny SMS Collection 2011

Posted on: April 13, 2011


Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
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Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de
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Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)
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During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..
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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…
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A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?

Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE…

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SHIKWA:
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Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,

Wahin se aye they “AADAM” wo mere baap ka ghar hai!
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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:
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In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya…

Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya…!
(Allama Iqbal)
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SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”
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Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, ” Dosto”

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!:-
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A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female…
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For more jokes, stay in touch with me!
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Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;;

Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay…

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Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.

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Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
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Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera
Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko
Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me
Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna
Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra
Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen
Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

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17 Responses to "Latest Funny SMS Collection 2011"

Jo dil k Aaine mein ho wohi hai pyar k Qabil…
Wrna Deewar k Qabil to har tasweer hoti hai……

khuda tujhey urooj aisa naseeb karey
key rashk tere naseeb par falaq karey
har mor par farishtey hoo saath therey
har gham par hifazat teri khuda karey
amin

aei dost itna to yaad kiya hota
eik pyar bhara pegham bhej diya hota
kaise jeete hai teri yaad mei
eik baar haal to pooch liya hota

Wow, really nice effort. Keep up good work Dear !

ajnabi mojhe tum yad ate ho.

tum mere ho

Hi Author

Thank you for share great collection of sms messages, I like your messages, specially naughty jokes…….

Please keep sharing, I want to read more sms messages on your blog

wo to kuch ho hy gaye tum say muhabbat warna
Hum wo khud sar hain ke ppne bhi tamanna nahi kartay

DO BACHCHE CIGRET P RAHE THE PAHLA- ARE FENK DEKHTA NAHI HAMARE BAAP AA RAHE HAIN. DUSRA- TO BAAP KAUN SA PETROPUMP HAI JO UD JAYEGA.

Teacher :- Ek samundra k bich me ek nibu ka ped hai batao nibu kaise toroge? Student :- CHIDIYA bankar Teacher :- Tumhe chidiya kya tumhari ma banayegi. Student :- Samundra me ped kya tera baap lagayega.

Nice Collection Bro! keep Updating………!

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