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Har aahat pe jan
Har aahat pe jan nikal jati hai Faraz.

Ye Public Toilet me kundi kyon Nahi hoti??????

Real Fact Of D Millenium
Real Fact Of The Millennium.

Whenever U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It’ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

AN ENGINEER.

A boy going in car
A boy going in car.
Suddenly he saw a girl lying in the middle of road. He came out and..

To be continued..
To listen the full story plz snd 50 easy load ;->

Baray zalim hain
Baray zalim hain is sheher k log Faraz!!!
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Sim Badal k kehtay hain Batao hum Kon hain ? 😀

A Great Loser
Definition of “A great loser”:

A person who dials a number
(written with lipstick on a phone booth)
and…

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.

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His wife picks up the phone…

Suno
Aj mere pass

Mobile hy

Charger Hy

SIM hy

Battery Hy

Tumhare pass kya hy?
Khali Inbox?
Agr nhi to
SMS he send kr do yaar.

W & Women
You know why Women starts with “W”

Because all Questions start with “W”

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?

Wife..?

A Lot Of Fellows
Fact …
A Lot Of Fellows Now A Dayz Have

B.A
B.B.A
M.B.A
B.E
B.S
Or
Ph.D

Unfortunately
They Don’t Have A
J.O.B … ;->

Oy TEREEE TU
OY!
Teri
Teri
Teri
Teri to
Teri to
Teri to
.
.
bohat yaad aa rhe hai
koi SMS he kr do.

J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway
J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway,
80 udaas ho jaandy aan,
Tay 100 v nai sakday,
Chalo aih 10 diyo,
K tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya rooz 32 band kar k 100 janday o..

J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway
J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway,
80 udaas ho jaandy aan,
Tay 100 v nai sakday,
Chalo aih 10 diyo,
K tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya rooz 32 band kar k 100 janday o..

Any body can love
dAny body can love a Rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Dont love some one who is beautiful,
But love the who can make u r life beautiful…

April Fool SMS

SATHIYAA. . . . .
SATHIYAA. . . . .

* some text missing *


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