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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
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Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de
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Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)
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During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..
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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…
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A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?

Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE…

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SHIKWA:
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Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,

Wahin se aye they “AADAM” wo mere baap ka ghar hai!
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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:
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In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya…

Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya…!
(Allama Iqbal)
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SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”
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Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, ” Dosto”

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!:-
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A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female…
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For more jokes, stay in touch with me!
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Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;;

Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay…

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Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.

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Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
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Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera
Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko
Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me
Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna
Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra
Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen
Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!

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Pathan’s Friend: What is call girl?

Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:

S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..

Have A wonderful day!

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Dard dene waale bahut milte hai,
Magar dard lene waale kam milte hai,
Nazuk waqt me hume zarur yaad karna,
Kyuki zindagi me chahne waale bahut kam milte hai.

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I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..

But that’s not the question.

Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???

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Yaaden Aansu hoti to chalak jati,
Yaaden likhawat hoti to padhi jati,
Yaaden to zindgi me basa wo ehsas hai,
Jo lakh kosiso ke baad bhi lafzo me nahi simat pati..

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1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:

1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.

Bacha: Baba nass hun.

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Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..

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BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.

Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.

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Aap Humko Achy lagty Ho,
Door jaty ho jitna utna Dil k Qareeb lagty ho,
Meri Qismat main tum nahi lekin,
Phir bhi mujhko Apna Naseeb Kyon Lagty ho?

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Koi Pal Bina Tumhary,
Bhala Kese Beet Jaye.

Mere Paas tum nahi ho,
Meri Yaad k nagar Main.

Mere Khuab k Safar main,
Meri Soch ki Tahon Main,

Meri aankh k Bhanwar main
Bas Aarzu Tumhari,

Is Aarzu se aagy,
Koi Raasta Nahi hai,

Tumhain Kis Qadar hai Chaha
Ye Tumhain Pata nahi Hai.

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Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko English nai aati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.

Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..

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Aaj ksi ne mjhe phon kya
Aur
AaP k barey me kuch btya
Me us ka naam to nhi bta skta
Per
Wo aap k barey me keh raha tha k aap

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Loveliest SMS Collection

45 Saal Ka Aadmi Larki Dekhny Gaya!

Larki Ki Maa Dekh K Behosh Ho Gai
Jab
Hosh Aaya
Waja Poochi?
Tou Boli 25 Saal Pehle
Ye Mujhy B Dekhny Aaya Tha… =P πŸ˜‰

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If My T0mOr0w Never C0ms,
Im S0ry,
F0r Al The Mean Thngs I Might Hav Said..
Im S0ry,
F0r Al The Thngs I Did 0r Didnt D0..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Ign0red U..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Made U Feel Bad 0r Put U D0wn..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Th0t I Was Bigger 0r Better Than U..
Im S0ry,
F0r Everything Wr0ng I’ve Ever D0ne..
Im Writing This Bec0z Wat If My T0m0r0w Never C0mes?
Wat If I Never Get A Chance T0 Say Gudbye Or Wat If I Never Get To Say SoRy!
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Gairon Se Manga To Zillat Mli

ALLAH Se Manga To Izzat Mli

Aye Mangne Wale Mang Usi Se Jo Deta Hai Kushi Se

Or

Kehta Nhi Ksi Se…

Subha Bakhair
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Ibtidaay Ishq Hai Rota Hai Kya…

“Zara Ghor Se Dekh Ye Tera Khota Hai Kia?

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/.”.) “^—-;”;_
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Desk Pe Kisi Class Ki Tanha,

Student Tha Koi Udas Betha,
Kehta Tha Exam Sir Pe Aye,
Khelny Kodny Mai Saal Guzara,
Sun K Student Ki Ye Baat,Pharra Koi Pas Hi Se Bola,
Hazir Hu Madad Ko Dil-O-Jan Se,
Pharra Hu Agarchy Mai Zara Sa,
Hain Student Wohi Jahan Mai Ache,
Hoty Hain Jo Pas Pharron Se..
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Baaten Sunte Raho
Baaten Karte Raho
Dil Ki Awaz Ko Ab Dabana Nahi Baaten Sunte Raho Baaten Karte Raho Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi

Aate Jate Hue
Maine Dekha Use
Bola Dil Ab Nigahen Hatana Nahi

Subho Se Sham Phir
Raat Dhalti Gai
Roshni Chehre Ki Us K Her Su Rahi
Baaten Sunte Raho Baaten Karte Raho
Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi

Naam Likhta Raha Or Chupata Raha Keh Saka Usko Dil Ka Fasana Nahi Ek Din Mil Gaya Koi Apna Usay Kar Gai Bheer May Kaise Tanha Mujhe Tab Laga Yun Mujhe Mere Ghar May Usay Chand Bun Kar Kabhi Jagmagana Nahi

Main To Mayoos Tha
Surmai Sham May
Zindagi Bhejdi Usne Pygham May

Mil Gai Wo Mujhe
Keh Diya Ye Use Aagaye Hoto Ab Duur Jana Nahi
Baaten Sunte Raho
Baaten Karte Raho
Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi…!
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Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha…?

Beti : Ap K Ball Na Ho Ap K Dant Na Ho Ap Chal Phir Na Sakien Bat Cheet Bi Na Kr Sakien Tou Ap Kiya Roye Ge Nahe.
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Why V Make FRENDZ?
Coz They Understand Just By Looking In Our Eyes…
Coz U Can Say Sumthing Stupid Or Expose Ur Deepest Secrets To Them…
Coz They Believe In Ur Dreams No Matter How Silly They May Seem..Coz They Luv U For What U Are..
And Finally..
Coz Evrything U Do Together Becomes A Memory πŸ™‚
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USAY ITNA
BATA DENA…!!

Main Us Se Door Ho Kr B,

Bohat Majboor Ho Kr B,

Dukhon Se Choor Ho Kr B,

Usi Ko Yaad Krti Hon,

USAY ITNA
BATA DENA

Main Dukh Apne Chupa Kr B,

Khushi K Geet Ga Kr B,

Hansi Honton Pr Saja Kr B,

Usi Ko Yaad Karti Hon,

USAY ITNA
BATA DENA

Jahan K Ghamon Mein Kho Kr B,

Main DiL K Daagh Dho Kr B,

Kisi K Paas Ho Kr B,
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Wo Aksar Fursat Main Ek Kaam Karte Hain

Bana K Aaina Humain Salam Karte Hain

UsKi Masoom Adaayn Usay Ruswa Na Kr Dain

Wo Likh K Darakhton Pe Mera Naam Aam Karte Hain

Us K Maathay Se Ubharta Hai Subah Ka Noor

Aur Andhere UsKi Zulfon Main Aaram Karte Hain

AanKhon Se Waardatain Karna Hai Paisha UnKa

Dilon Ki Choriaan Wo Sar Γ‰ Aam Karte Hain

Zamana Tera Hi TalabGaar Sahi SAGAR

Kuch Hussan Waale Humara Bhi Ehtram Karte Hain,
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Baray Hi Afsos Ki Baat Hy
Pura Din Guzar Gaya Mgr
Jtna Afsos Mjhy Aaj Hua Hy
Main Bs Bata Nhi Skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TAK NAHI KIA!
AAJ
“SMART” Ppl Day Tha

Police wala: Main ne tumhen hath dya tha, To tum rukey kyu nahi?

Sardar Driver: O G main samja k aap mujhe Salam kar rahe hai.

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Sardar aur Major Rohail ki khob pitai hue:

Dono Birthday Party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain”.

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Itni mehngai main bhi ek kaam roz roz hota hai Faraz

Dhooz Dhooz Dhaaz Dhaaz – Bomb Dhamaka.

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Phatan: Aaj mene Rs.5000 ka Easyload krvaya, aur sab dosto/family ko SMS kr dye.

Major Rohail: Kyu?

Phatan: O G sunna hy ab SMS per 20 pyse Tax lagne wala hy.

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Tu ne kabhi kisi ko SMS nhi kya.
Mene tujhe itna shrminda kya phir b tu ne kabhi SMS nhi kya!
Ab to SMS kar do
ya
TAX lagne ka intazar kr rahe ho.

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Sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!

Major Rohail: Woh kese?

Sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya…

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Bubbli: Uncle Uncle Choor, Daku ur Jail yafta mujrimon per TAX kyu nhi lagta?

Zardari: Beta phir to sab k sab MNA, MPA aur Govt mulazammen ko TAX net me lana pere ga.

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Santa meets his friend Bunta!

Santa: A B, A B, A B, A B, A B…!
Banta: Oye, Iska Matlab?

Santa: Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

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Aazmaish rishton main zaroor hoti hai,
Na mil pana kisi ki majboori hoti hai,

Yaad to door se bhi kar sakty hain,
Par Dil ki hasrat to mil kar he poori hoti hai.

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Bharosay ki ek jorri hai DOSTI,
Betaab Dil ki Majboori hai DOSTI,
Na mano to kuch nahi hai ye DOSTI,
Aur mano to Insaan ki kamzori hai DOSTI.

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Friend and Blood have only one difference…

Blood enters in Heart and Flow out,,,

But

Friend enters in Heart and Stay inside forever.

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Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa: How does that help?

Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!

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Wo konsa janwar hai jis k sir par 50 saal k bad baal nikalty hen or us ka moun aisa he jesy pighli hui mombti?

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Bata dun?
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Nawaz Sharif!!

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Today Is World Red Rose Night.
If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call
And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend
N See How Many Missed Call U Get

Today Is World Red Rose Night.

If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call

And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend

N See How Many Missed Call U Get.

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I think I’m Disturbing you, Sorry!

This is my Last Msg and
I will not Msg you any more.
Good Bye.

Never Expect that From Me.

I’m Born to Disturb You.

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Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 merry your daughter!

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Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila.

Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao

JIN:
PEPSI wali

Ya
IMRAN HASHMI wali?
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Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya:

“I Miss U”

Bohat dair sochny k baad Pathan ne jawab dya:

“I Student U”
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Sardar writes 2 Bill Gates abt PC & Windows problems:

1. My child learnd MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE.

2. I find only
RE-CYCLE BIN but no
RE-MOTORCYCLE BIN

3. I see MS OFFICE but i want to use this softwre @ home so i need MS HOME.

4. Finally, how is dat ur name is GATES but u r selling WINDOWS.
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Pathan 2 doctor: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?

Pathan: Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr: Aisa kub hota hay?

Pathan: Phone kartay waqt.
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!
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Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices,

He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @ nothing

Man asks: Sardar-G What r U doing?

Sardar-G: I’m trying 2 win a noble prize

Man: How?

Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r outstanding in their field.
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Funny SMS Forum
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”

&

After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
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Pyar krne wale log UFoNE se bat krte ha
Knjus Z0nG se
Amer Jazz se
Khbsurt WARID se
Ziddi TELENOR se
Lekin zaheen log kbhi bat nai krte
Wo mri trha
SMS
karte hain.
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Ek Sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paen da dupatta wapis kar de.

Badmash: Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.

Sardar: Peeko karani se.

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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha

“Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..”

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
“I Want To Apply For This Job”
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Teacher: Story Sunao.

Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.

Moral: Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Sardar: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga.
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Train me 1 Machchar Chinese ka sir per betha,
Woh usko pakar kar kha gaya!

Phir 1 Machchar Memon k sir par betha,
Usne pakar kar Chinese se pucha:

Khareeday Ga?
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Hum khud pe “GHAROOR” nhi karty.

Kisi ko dosti k liye “MAJBOOR” nhi karty.

Bus apny dil may basa lety hain.

AUR PHIR

Marty dam tak “DOOR” nhi karty!
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Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuwab Aajata Hai…
Waqt Samjho Kharab Aajata Hai…

Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab…
Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!
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Agr basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhy to Veeru & thakur ka kia rishta hua?
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Apna kaam karo Koi rishta nahi banta, Thakur k hath hi nhi thy.

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Kiyon jaagte ho? Kia sochte ho?
Kuch humse kaho, Tanha na raho,

Socha na karo.
Ab raat ki ankhen bheegh chaleen aur CHAND b ha chup jane ko.
Kuch dair mein shabnam aye gi pholon ki piyaas bujhane ko.
Shadaab shagoofon ki soorat khuwabon k nagar mein kho jao
Ab,,,,so jao
Ab,,,,so jao…
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& Red Light glowing on the top:

Seeing this he said: India is developing fast,
See there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air.
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Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 Hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

Funny SMS
Why MEMONS are banned to play Hockey and Football?

Because….

Corner miltay he DUKAAN khol letay hain. πŸ™‚

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Zardari SMS
Remember!

Divorce is never a solution!
Try to stay away for few years.
If differences still persist.

Just

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Kill Your Wife.

Asif Ali Zardari

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A Sardar’s Speach to his workers in England:

“Do do, not do not do,
What my goes?
Your goes your father’s goes.”

In His Sense:

Karna hai karo, Nahi karna na karo,
Mera ki janda aye?
Twada janda aye tay Twaday Piyo da janda aye. πŸ˜€

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Count How Many Stars in this SMS

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Amazing
Pehli Bar CHAND ko Sitare Ginte Dekha hay
or ab Muskurate hue bhi. πŸ™‚

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Height Of Self-Confidence

Teacher Asks Student:
“Why Are You Late… ?”

Student: “Late .. !!!
Who Me … ?
No Way Sir ! I”m Alive …”

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Women’s day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha:
“Aapko pata hai aaj Women’s Day hai?”

Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.

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Don’t keep Me in your Heart,
But keep Me in your Brain,

Bcoz

Rehnay ki jaga jitni Khali ho utna he Maza aata hai.

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Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun…
O Laado Sabun…

Ye Commercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

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Son: Mom mubarik ho, meri 7 Janmo k liay job lag gai hai.

Mom: Acha beta wo kon si?

Son: Mujhay Star Plus ki Serial me kaam mil gya hai..

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Any body can love a Rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Dont love some one who is beautiful,
But love the who can make u r life beautiful…

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Load Shedding Jokes
Ye Badalti Rutain
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatain
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shamen
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
.
.
.
KESC Ki Beghairti Hy.

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!
12 rupay ka Lemon Max, ghulay kum aur chalay zyada…

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Zarori Elaan!

1st May se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,

1st May se tamam log apnay apnay UPS

Wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.

Shukria.

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2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay light nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

“AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA”

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This is an Adult SMS
If You are under 18 years please don’t go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it.

Elections aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING).

So Pls do vote.

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Do u know boys left hand or girls right hand me watch kyn pehante hain??

Guess

s0cho

Simple,

Time dekhne k Ly πŸ˜‰

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“Zarday” Aur “Zardari” mein kia farq hy … ?

Ek ko Khushi mein khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushion ko kha jata hai.

Har aahat pe jan
Har aahat pe jan nikal jati hai Faraz.

Ye Public Toilet me kundi kyon Nahi hoti??????

Real Fact Of D Millenium
Real Fact Of The Millennium.

Whenever U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It’ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

AN ENGINEER.

A boy going in car
A boy going in car.
Suddenly he saw a girl lying in the middle of road. He came out and..

To be continued..
To listen the full story plz snd 50 easy load ;->

Baray zalim hain
Baray zalim hain is sheher k log Faraz!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.

Sim Badal k kehtay hain Batao hum Kon hain ? πŸ˜€

A Great Loser
Definition of “A great loser”:

A person who dials a number
(written with lipstick on a phone booth)
and…

.

.

.

His wife picks up the phone…

Suno
Aj mere pass

Mobile hy

Charger Hy

SIM hy

Battery Hy

Tumhare pass kya hy?
Khali Inbox?
Agr nhi to
SMS he send kr do yaar.

W & Women
You know why Women starts with “W”

Because all Questions start with “W”

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?

Wife..?

A Lot Of Fellows
Fact …
A Lot Of Fellows Now A Dayz Have

B.A
B.B.A
M.B.A
B.E
B.S
Or
Ph.D

Unfortunately
They Don’t Have A
J.O.B … ;->

Oy TEREEE TU
OY!
Teri
Teri
Teri
Teri to
Teri to
Teri to
.
.
bohat yaad aa rhe hai
koi SMS he kr do.

J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway
J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway,
80 udaas ho jaandy aan,
Tay 100 v nai sakday,
Chalo aih 10 diyo,
K tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya rooz 32 band kar k 100 janday o..

J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway
J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway,
80 udaas ho jaandy aan,
Tay 100 v nai sakday,
Chalo aih 10 diyo,
K tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya rooz 32 band kar k 100 janday o..

Any body can love
dAny body can love a Rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Dont love some one who is beautiful,
But love the who can make u r life beautiful…

April Fool SMS

SATHIYAA. . . . .
SATHIYAA. . . . .

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