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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
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Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de
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Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)
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During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..
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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…
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A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?

Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE…

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SHIKWA:
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Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,

Wahin se aye they “AADAM” wo mere baap ka ghar hai!
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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:
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In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya…

Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya…!
(Allama Iqbal)
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SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”
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Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, ” Dosto”

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!:-
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A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female…
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For more jokes, stay in touch with me!
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Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;;

Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay…

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Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.

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Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
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Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera
Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko
Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me
Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna
Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra
Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen
Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

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Yun To Bohat Hain Zamane Mai sms Karne Wale “Pappu”

Woh Ye Kehte Hain

“Rooman” ka Andaz-e-Sending he Kuch or Hai.
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Tum Ne Dekha Hai Kabhi Chaand Per Behta Pani?

Maine Dekha Hai Ye Manzar Apna Moun Dhotay Howe. 🙂
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3 Cheezen Hamesha k Liye Bhula Do:

1. Dard
2. Gham
3. Roothna

3 Cheezain Kabhi Na Bhulana:

1. Irfan
2. Us k SMS
3. Us ki Personality.

3 Kaam Kabhi Na Karna:

1. Is Msg Ko Edit karna
2. Apna Naam Likhna
3. Doosron Ko Msg Bhej k Impress Karne ki Nakaam Koshish Karna. 🙂
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Unhain Jo Khud Par Itna Naaz Hai To Aisa Kuch Ghalat Bhi Nahi

K Jis Ko Hum Chahein, Woh Kyon Na Khud Par Naaz Karey…
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What is the Height of Kind Heartedness?

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Its ME Messaging You
Inspite of The Busy Schedule!
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SOCHO
Mere SMS k Bagher
Aapki Zindagi Kesi Hogi
DEKHO!

Khali Khali Hai Na?

Aray Janab Qadar Kijiye Hamari. 🙂
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Aye Logo! Yaad Rakho!

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Wo Ghar, Zamin pr
Sitaron ki tarah Chamke ga.

Jis Ghar Ka

Damad Mai Bano Ga. 🙂
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Those Innocent Eyes.

Those Kissable Lips.

A Great Smile.

The Perfect Walk.

Smoothest Talk.

Absolutely Gorgeous.

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That’s Enough About Me.
How About You? 🙂
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Really Smart One:

I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me…

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice… 🙂
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Girls College ki Building ko Aag Lag Gayi:

College ki Sab Larkian Door khari Hans Rahi Thin K Chalo ab College nahi Aana Paray Ga.

Lekin Ek Khubsorat Larki Ro Rahi Thi.

Sir: Beta! Tum Kyon Ro Rahi Ho?

Larki: Sir Meri Book Main “Zohan” Ki Picture Thi. 🙂
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Everybody wants

Someone Special.
Someone Innocent.
Someone Nice.
Someone Cool.
Someone Sweet.
Someone Cute.
Someone Intelligent.

But

Why Always

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ME, ME & ME? 🙂

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Watch BBC, Express and Geo NEWS now.
253 College Girls are Admitted in Jinnah Hospital for Suicide Attempt?

Reason?

My mobile was Switched off Last Night. 🙂
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You are So Nice.

You are So Beautiful.

You are So Brilliant.

You are So Lovely.

You are So Cute.

Ye SMS Mere Liye Aaya Tha.
So cha Aapko Bhi Bata Don.
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24 Sweet Hours Make 1 Sweet Day.

7 Sweet Days Make 1 Sweet Week.

4 sweet Weeks Make 1 Sweet Month.

But…

1 Sweet Person Like You Makes Life Sweet.
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Mind Jiska ICE
Life Jiski NICE
Heart Jiska PURE
Success Milay SURE
Nazar Jiski CLEAR
Banay jo sab ki DEAR
Friendship Jis Pe END
Wo hai Aapki Friend

“ALINA”
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ONCE, I Knew You.

OFTEN, I Miss You.

ALWAYS, I’ll Care for You.

NEVER, Will I forget You.

Because I never Wanna Loose Someone as Special as You.
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Friends are like Mirrors.
They are our Reflection…

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You are Damn Lucky…
Because I Look So Good.
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Today is a SMART PEOPLE Day!

So Send this Message to Someone
Who is Smart & Intelligent.

Please Don’t Send it back to Me.

I’ve already got
5,86,952 Msgs.

I Know This is the 1st Msg for You.
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Ye Chand sa Roshan Chehra,

Zulfon ka Rang Sunehra,

Ye Jheel si Neeli Aankhein,

Koi Raaz hai In Mai Gehra,

Tareef Karun Kya Uski
Jisne.

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“MUJHE” Banaya!

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Phoolon Mai KANWAL,
Nashe Mai AMAL.

Samaroh Mai TAALI,
Mazaak K Liye SAALI.

Dhaaton Mai SONA,
Naam Mai MONA.

Pyar Mai GHAM.
Aur
Pakistan Mai HUM

Famous Hain.
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Nice People are Like Wind.

You can only Feel their Presence and Sincerity.

Don’t look Here and There to Find Them.

Just Look at the Name of the Sender…


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