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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
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Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de
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Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)
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During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..
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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…
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A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?

Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE…

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SHIKWA:
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Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,

Wahin se aye they “AADAM” wo mere baap ka ghar hai!
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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:
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In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya…

Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya…!
(Allama Iqbal)
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SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”
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Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, ” Dosto”

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!:-
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A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female…
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Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;;

Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay…

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Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.

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Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
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Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera
Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko
Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me
Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna
Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra
Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen
Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

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Juda hony k mosam me juda hona Zarori tha
Najany q kisi ka bewfa hona Zaruri tha

Mere dil ne jo is ko poojany ki intha kr di
To phir us bewafa ka bhi Khuda hna Zaruri tha

Kisi se koi b shikwa na koi b shakyat hy
Jo mery sath chaht mai huwa, Hona Zaruri tha

bht nazdek thay dil is liye ab dooriyn b hain
Dilon k dermiyan kuch fasla hna Zarori tha

Usy b Dard deny ka bohat he Shoq tha “Wasi”
Hmy b Dard-o Gham Se Aashna hona Zarori tha.
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SAZA Pe CHOR Diya
JAZA Pe CHOR Diya

Har 1 KAAM Ko HUM Ne
KHUDA Pe CHOR Diya

Wo HUM Ko YAAD Rakhte
Ya Phir BHULA Dete

US Ka KAAM Tha
USKi RAZA Pe CHOR Diya

Ab HAWA Ki Marzi BUJHA De
Ya Phir JALAI Rakhe

CHARAGH HUM Ne JALA K
HAWA Pe CHOR Diya

Ab US Se BAAT Bhi
Karte To Kis Tarha Karte

Ye MASLA ANAA Ka Tha
ANAA Pe CHOR Diya

Is Liye To WO KEHTE Hen
BEWAFA HUMKo

K HUM Ne Sara ZAMANA
WAFA Pe CHOR Diya.
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Tum Agar Yaad Rakho Gey to Inayat Hogi,

Warna ham ko Kahan Tum se Shikayat Hogi,

Ye to Bewafa logon ki Dunya hai,

Tum agar Bhool b Jao to Riwayat Hogi.

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Us k Chehry Per is Qadar Noor Tha

K Us ki Yaad Mein Rona bhi Manzoor Tha

Bewafa B Nahi keh Sakty us ko Faraz

Pyar to ham ne Kia Hai Woh to Bekasoor Tha.
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Woh Sada Sath Nibhane Ka Jo Wada Karte,
Un se Kyun Tark-e-Taalluq Ka Irada Karte.

Kash Ulfat Me Woh Yeh Azm-e-Ifaada Karte,
Apni Baanhon Ko Mere Naam Kushaada Karte.

Jante Gar K Achanak Woh Bichar Jayega,
Pyar Itna Bhi Na Hum Us Se Ziada Karte.

Us Se Iqrar Ki Jab Koi Tamanna Hi Na Thi,
Kis Liye Sirf Tamnna Ka Eaadaa Karte.
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Ghair Se Tera Aashnaa Hona,
Goya Acha Hua Bura Hona.

Kitni Jaankah Hai Zameer Ki Maut,
Kitna Aasaan Hai Bewafa Hona.

Nasha-e-Lazzat Gunaah K Baad,
Sakht Mushkil Hai Parsaa Hona.

Aadmi Ko Khuda Na Dikhlaaye,
Aadmi Ka Kabhi Khuda Hona.

Dil Ki Baton Pe Kon Jaye Faraz,
Aise Dushman Ka Dost Kya Hona.
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Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha,

Pyaar Ko Humne Bandagi Samjha,

Tum Chaahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho,

Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samjha.
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Kiya Hai Pyaar Humne Jisey Zindagi Ki Tarha,
Woh Aashna Bhi Mila Hum Se Ajnabi Ki Tarha,

Kise Khabar Thi Barhey Gi Kuch Or Tareeki,
Chhupey Ga Woh Kisi Badli Mai Chaand Ki Tarha,

Barha K Pyaas Meri Usne Haath Chhor Diya,
Woh Kar Raha Tha Murrawwat Bhi Dillagi Ki Tarha,

Kabhi Na Socha Tha Humne Qateel Usk Liye,
Kare Ga Woh Bhi Sitam Hum Pe Har Kisi Ki Tarha.
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Mat Zikar Kijye Meri Adaa K Baaray Mai,
Main Buhat Kuch Janta Hoon Wafa K Baaray Mai,

Suna Hai Woh Bhi Mohabbat Ka Shoq Rakhte Hain,
Jo Jante Hi Nahi Wafa K Baaray Mai.
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Hamain Na Muhabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila
Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila
Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi.
Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila.
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Tere Chokhat Say Sar Uthaon Tu Bewafa Kehna

Tere Siwa Kisi Or Ko Chahon Tu Bewafa Kehna

Meri Wafaon Pe Shak Hai To Khanjar Utha Lena

Shoq Say Mar Na Jaon Tu Bewafa Kehna!!

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Bewafa To Woh Khud Thi,

Par Ilzaam Kisi Aur ko Deti Hai.

Pehle Naam Tha Mera Uske Hothon Par,

Ab Woh Naam Kisi Aur ka Leti Hai.

Kabhi Leti Thi Wada Mujhse Saath Na Chorne Ka,

Ab Yehi Wada Kisi Aur Se Leti Hai.
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Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Hojata,

Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata.

Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata.
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Humare Muskurane ki Wajah Tum Ho,

Hamare Zindagi ka Matlab Tum Ho,

Agar Chor Diya Saath Hamara To Samajh Lena

K Hamari Maut ki Waja Bhi Tum Ho.
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Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi Pyar k Naam Se

Bewafai Mili Sirf Wafa k Naam Se

Zakhm He Zakham Diye us ne Dawa k Naam Se

Asman Bhi Ro Para Meri Muhabat k Anjam Se.
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Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil ki Dawa Nahi

Door wo Mujhse hai Per Main Khafa Nahi.

Maloom hai Ab bhi Pyar Karta hai Mujhe.

Wo Thora Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi.
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Rehte Hain Hum Door to Kya Hua,
Hum Juda to Nahi,

Baat Nahi ker Sakte to Kya Hua,
Hum Khafa to Nahi,

Na Nilna Hamari Majboori Hai,
Per Hum Bewafa to Nahi.

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Usy Kehna ye Dunya Hai,
Yahan her Morr pe aisy Bahut se Log Milte hain,

Jo Ander tak Uterty Hain,
Abad tak Saath Rehne ki,

Ikathhy Dard Sehny ki,
Hamesha baat Karte hain,

Usy kehna ye Dunya hai,
Yahan her Shakhs Matlab ki.

Hadoon tak sath Chalta hai,
Joonhi mosam Badalta hai,

Muhabat k Sabhi daawy,
Sabhi Qasmein, Sabhi waady,

Achaanak Toot Jaty hain,
Usy kehna ye Dunya hai,

Yahaan her Morr pe Apni
Sada Aankhein Khuli Rakhna.
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Kash Mein.

Farmahbardar Beti Hoti To

Maa Baap Ke Sath Fareb Nahi Karti.

Kash Mein.

Mein Na Hoti To

Aaj Tumari Zindagi Mein Nahi Aati.

Kash Mein Aur Tum.

Sath Hote To

Aaj Hum Itne Pareshan Nahi Hote…
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Ik Aise Shakhs Se Bhi Rah-o-Rasam Hain Apny

Jo Berukhi Se Milen Aur Ajnabi Na Lagi.
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* WAJAH *

Tum Se
Bohat Nafrat Hai Mujhe.

Kyon Kay

Tum Se
Pyar Jo Bohat Tha.
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Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi,

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin Aur Sahi.
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Tundiye Baad-e-Mukhalif Se Na Ghabra Aye Uqaab.

Ye To Chalti Hai Tujhe Ooncha Urranay K Liye.
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Phir Daman-E-Umeed Wo Phulon Se Bhar Gaya,

Jaadu Bhari Nigah Se Jaadu Sa Kar Gaya,

Bus Dekhty He Dekhty Dunya Badal Gai,

Kuch Sochty He Sochty Chehra Utar Gaya.

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Meri Khamoshiyon K Raaz Mujhe Khud Nahi Maloom.

Janay Phir Kyon Log Mujhe Maghroor Samajhte Hain.
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Utar k Dekh Meri Chahat ki Gehrai Mai

Sochna Mere Bare Mai Raat ki Tanhai Mai

Agar ho Jae Meri Chahat ka Ehsas Tumhen

To Mily ga Mera Aks Tumhen Apni hi Perchai Mai.
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Kuch To Murawwat Seekho Ghalib.

Tum Pe Martay Hain To Kya Maar He Dalogy.

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Kisi Ka Saath Milay Is Tarah.

K Waqt Chalta Rahay, Aur Rasta Thehar Jaye.
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Mera Dil Hotel Ka Kamra
Is Main Aa Kar Rehne Wale

Apni Taza Saanson Se
Is Main khushboo Bhar Dete Hen
Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dete Hen

Main Ye Sochoon Aane Wale
Ye Sab mujh Main Reh Jaen Ge
Haraf-e-Tamna Keh Jaen Ge!

Lekin Rat K dhalte Hee Ye
Subhen Kali Kar Jate Hain
Kamra Khali Kar Jate Hain.
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Tum Se Na Katt Sakay Ga Andheron Ka Ye Safar.

Ab Shaam Ho Rahi Hai Mera Saath Choor Do…
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Shab ki Aghosh Main Aa Jaye Agar Khayal Uska Wasi.

Subha Bistar Se Bhi Phoolon ki Mehek Aati Hai.
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Hum Gham-e-Zindagi K Sataaye Hue Hain,
Kuch Kahen Na Kahen Rooh Talak Ghayal Hue Hain,

Qaid-e-Tanhayi Me Hain Apni Khushyon Se Hum,
Halaat K Sitam Ko Apnaye Hue Hain,

Umar Yun Hi Kat Jaye Gi Humari,
Haal-e-Dil Na Kisi Ko Samjhaye Hue Hain,

Har Dastak Pe Gumaan Hota Hai Un K Aane Ka,
Muddatto’n Tak Kisi Ki Soorat ko Tarsaaye Hue Hain,

Khushi Ki Tammanna To Koi Gunah Nahi Magar,
Ghamo’n k Jaal Me Uljhaaye Hue Hain,

Chandni Raaten Kisi ki Yaad Dilayen,
Aap Hi Khwahishat ko Apni Sulaaye Hue Hain,

Apna Jana Tha Jise, Woh Bhi Chhor Gaya Sath,
Hunooz Unki Raahon Me Palkein Bichaye Hue Hain.
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Tumhain Achi Tarah Maloom Tha K Main Ghareeb Hun.

Phir Bhi Tum Ne Meri Her Cheez Torr Di.
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Woh Aaye Hamari Laash Per Roye Be-Naqab.

Ab Mayat Uthaye Kaun K Sub Mehv-e-Hussun They.
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Mujh Main Aib Soo Honge Magar Ek Khobi Hai.

Mian kisi ko Raste Main Chorra Nahi Karta.

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!

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Pathan’s Friend: What is call girl?

Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:

S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..

Have A wonderful day!

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Dard dene waale bahut milte hai,
Magar dard lene waale kam milte hai,
Nazuk waqt me hume zarur yaad karna,
Kyuki zindagi me chahne waale bahut kam milte hai.

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I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..

But that’s not the question.

Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???

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Yaaden Aansu hoti to chalak jati,
Yaaden likhawat hoti to padhi jati,
Yaaden to zindgi me basa wo ehsas hai,
Jo lakh kosiso ke baad bhi lafzo me nahi simat pati..

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1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:

1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.

Bacha: Baba nass hun.

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Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..

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BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.

Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.

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Aap Humko Achy lagty Ho,
Door jaty ho jitna utna Dil k Qareeb lagty ho,
Meri Qismat main tum nahi lekin,
Phir bhi mujhko Apna Naseeb Kyon Lagty ho?

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Koi Pal Bina Tumhary,
Bhala Kese Beet Jaye.

Mere Paas tum nahi ho,
Meri Yaad k nagar Main.

Mere Khuab k Safar main,
Meri Soch ki Tahon Main,

Meri aankh k Bhanwar main
Bas Aarzu Tumhari,

Is Aarzu se aagy,
Koi Raasta Nahi hai,

Tumhain Kis Qadar hai Chaha
Ye Tumhain Pata nahi Hai.

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Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko English nai aati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.

Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..

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Aaj ksi ne mjhe phon kya
Aur
AaP k barey me kuch btya
Me us ka naam to nhi bta skta
Per
Wo aap k barey me keh raha tha k aap

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Apni aaghosh main kisi roz chupa lo mujhko,
Gham-e-Dunya se meri jaan bacha lo mujhko,
Tumko de di hai isharon main ijazat maine,
Mangnay se na milun to chura lo mujheko,
Apne saye se bhi ab to mujhe dar lagta hai,
Ho jo mumkin to nigahon main chupa lo mujhko,
Dil main nakaam tammanaon ka Tufaan sa hai,
Meri uljhan meri wehshat se nikalo mujhko,
Apni aaghosh main kisi roz chupa lo mujhko.

Mujhe apni muhabbat ki khushbu se noor kar do,
Tumse juda na ho sakon itna majboor kar do,
Meri nas nas main bas jaye Wafa teri,
Kisi aur ki taraf na dekhon itna maghroor kar do.

Funny SMS

Meri hasti ki takmeel main shamil hai hissa tera bhi,
Main agar tujh se na milta to adhoora rehta.

Meri zindagi k Raaz main ik Raaz tum bhi ho,
Meri Bandgi ki Pyaas main ik Pyaas tum bhi ho.
Tum kya ho kuch ho ya nahi ho Magar,
Meri Zindagi k Kaash main ik Kaash tum bhi ho.

Bohat door he sahi,
Hamray ghar se,
Tumharay Ghar ka Kinara,
Par hum Hawa k har Jhonkay se,
Poch he letay hain k,
Kya Haal Hai Tumhara.

Mujhse kehti hai tere sath rahon gi sada Wasiq!
Bohat pyar kerti hai mujhse udaasi meri.

Muhabbat k sapnay dekhte bohat hain,
Woh raton main humko jagatay bohat hain,
Main aankhon main kaajal lagaon to kese?
In aankhon ko log rulatay bohat hain.

Yadon ki dhund main aapki parchai si lagti hai,
Kanon main gunjti shehnai si lagti hai,
Aap qareeb ho to apna pan hai,
Warna seenay main saans bhi parai si lagti hai.

Tere khayal ko kabhi dil se juda na karon,
Tere bhaghair to main saans bhi liya na karon,
Jo tu mila to mujhe mashwara diya dil ne,
K ab Khuda se koi aur iltaja na karon.

Jiski talash hai usko pata bhi nahi,
Hamari chahat ko usne kabhi samjha he nahi,
Hum pochte rahe k kya tumhain humse pyar hai?
Woh kehte rahy k us ne suna he nahi.

Bus ik Lamha he guzarta hai teri qurbat main,
Lekin tamam raat woh anjani khushbu nahi jati,
Tere paas aany se kya baton dil ka Haal,
Aik saans aati hai to dosri li jati nahi.

Main her pal tumhara PYAR chahti hon,
Tumhari aankhon main apne liye AITBAAR chahti hon,
Tumara dil dharkay to SIRF mere liye,
Tumhain dekhna apne ishq main BEQARAAR chahti hon,
Main chahti hon k bus main hon aur tum ho,
Her pal teri BANHON main reh kar Muhabbat BESHUMAAR chahti hon,
Jis tarah meri har Soch, her Dharkan, her Nazar main TUM ho,
Wese he teri her Saans main BASERA chahti hon,
Such Main.

Ramzan Day SMS

Packing start kar do phir nahi bolna k bataya nahi,

Abhi 6 ya 7 din hain,

Ramzan ka chand nazar aatay he aapko 1 month k liye band kar diya jayega.
Ramadan SMS

How to Answer the Toughest Interview Questions

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

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SAATH DIL KAY CHALAY DIL KO NAHENE ROKA HUM NAY
JONA APNA THA AUSAY TOOT KAY CHAHA HUM NAY
AIK DHOKAY MEIN KATI AUMAR HAMARI SARI
KYA BATAIN KAISAY KHOYA KISAY PAYA HUM NAY

Five High-Paying Careers in Two Years or Less
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Dil Ko Manana Agar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

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khoye rehte hain teri yaadon mei
hum to khud ko bhoolaye behte hain
naam likh de hai zindagi terey
tujh ko apna banayei behtei hain

Six Common Job-Interview Questions
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chupai huai magroor ko chordo,
chordo shkway narazee ko,
tord do pinjra – urd kar dhundo,
apnay jeewan sathi ko.

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Sapna to bas sapna hai,
Sapno mein keya jeena,
Subha ki phali kiran sai seekho,
Is jeevan ko jeena.

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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

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Ab na aao khwaabon mein tum, kahin neend se na jagoon
main zinda hi kab tha, kahin maut se na jagoon…..!!

How to Handle Illegal Interview Questions

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when i look in to your eyes:)i think somethink that money cant buy 😦
tum laakh chupaoo chere se ahsaas humary chahat ka,dil jaab bhi tumhara dharakta hai awaaz yahaan tak aaty hai (lakin afsoos k hum dono chup hian )
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Zama badlay sama badlay mausam ki fizaa badlay
Agar may badloo tujhe se tu mujhe se mera khuda badlay

Best job opportunity for professionals

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Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do
Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain

Web Hosting

Free Jobs

Aisa Nahi Kay Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Haan Jasisi Chahtay Thay Woh Qarb Nahi Mili

Milnay Ko Zindaagi Main Kai Hum Safar Hai
LIkin Tabyaton Say Tabyat Nahi Mili

Chehron Kay Har HazOOm Main Hum Dondtay Rahay
Soorat Ko Nahi Mili Kahin Seerat Ko Nahi Mili

Woh Yek Beik Mila Tu Bhout Deir Tak Humain
Alfaz Dondnay Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi Mili

Uss Ko Gila RAha Kay Towaja Na Di Ussay
LIkin Humain Khud Apni Rafaqat NAhi Mili

Har Shaqs Zindagi Main Bhout Durr Say Mila
Koi Bhi Chiz Hasb-e-Zarorat Nahi Mili
Canada Immigration

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Anjana Musafir

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

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Bass Itna Kehna

Mujhe bass itna kehna hai, kabhi main yaad aoon to
Kabhi tanhayee ki raatain, tumhai zyada satayen to
Kabhi titli na bole to, aur jugnu lot jaye to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to
Kabhi sab dost saathi bhi jo tum se rooth jayen to
Kabhi jab khud se lad ker thakan se chur ho jao to
Kabhi chahte huwe bhi khud akele roo na pao to
Apni aankhon ko band kerna mujhe awaz de dena
Phir mere tasawwur se jo chahai baatain keh dena
Mere kandhe per sir rakh ker tum jitna chahe ro lena
Jab main khud lout jaon to apni dunya chale jana
Magar bass itna kehna hai
Ke jab bhi dukh ya khusyoon main
Humain dil se pukaro ge
Humain tum saath pao ge.

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Apne haatho se

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…


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