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  • Bijali Chali Gai
    Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
    Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi…
    Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim…
    Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi… hihihi

    Posted By: Admin On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • DIWANA HOTA
    TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI,
    MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI,
    TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA,
    NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA.

    Posted By: Sumbul On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Dance Kon Karega
    Har qarz dostee ka kaun ada karega
    Jab hum hee na raheinge tou dostee kaun karega
    Aye mere khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna
    Werna meri shadi men dance kaun karega.

    Posted By: Funtoosh On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • CHANTA LAG JAI GA
    PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
    LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA.

    Posted By: Rehan On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Joote khata hoon
    Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
    Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
    Kya zamana aaa gaya,
    Joote khata hoon wife se.

    Posted By: Shayare Maghrib On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Bachchon waali
    Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
    Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali.

    Posted By: Ariese Ansari On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Kisi aur ko
    Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roz khilaoon
    Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon.

    Posted By: Shayare Maghrib On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Shaam hote hii
    Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
    Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
    Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
    Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

    Posted By: Dhump On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1


  • Kya aankheiN hain
    Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
    us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
    maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

    Posted By: Shayare Maghrib On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Aap kya jaano
    Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
    maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
    Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
    aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
    waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

    Posted By: Humbugg TheGreat On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | Messages: 2

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  • Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
    Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
    Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
    ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai.

    Posted By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
    Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge….
    Ha ha ha ha

    Posted By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.Posted By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Plz Wait,I want to take ur Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got…. Developing…. Plz Wait….. Processing…. BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?Posted By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Messages: 1


  • Suraj Hua Madham
    Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
    mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
    sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
    Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! ….BHAAG !

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Haseen Chehra
    Maine poocha chand se…Ke dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen……..
    Chaand ne kaha………………… 265752 entries found…………..

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Samosa khaty ho
    app roj roj samosa khaty ho kayun
    Hunko aise jhooth mai bahlaty ho kayun
    humko koi batlaye Roje kab se shuru hone wale hai
    Hum karty hai navratri ka vart, wo to 4th Oct se shuru hone wale hai!!!

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 2

  • Khane ka box
    arre kyu ho rahi hai yaha pe khane ki baate,
    kyu nahin koi karte khana lane ki baate,
    hum bhuke hai kabse, koi to de de khana,
    door rakh ke khane ka box yu na karo hume satane ki baate!

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 2


  • Bill tu bhar
    Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
    Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
    To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • VBHUTI KO dande
    nahi VBHUTI KO dande nahi marna CHAHIYE
    sidha samunder mai dhakka de anna!!
    Samundar ka pani ganda ho jayega
    woh pani pike to chuha bhi mar jayega.

    Posted By: Irfan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

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  • What letters r missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than have a heart without U!Posted By: Nazim Khan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • PAINTING
    A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered – waitng 4 autumn.

    Posted By: Nazim Khan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • BEHIND YOU
    DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn’t SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall…

    Posted By: Ariese Ansari On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U
    EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U…

    Posted By: Nazim Khan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1


  • NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS
    I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

    Posted By: Funtoosh On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • NEVER SPLIT
    I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

    Posted By: Ariese Ansari On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • FRIENDSHIP
    The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

    Posted By: Rehan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • MEMORY LASTS FOREVER
    A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

    Posted By: Nazim Khan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1


  • OUT OF MY CONTROL
    Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

    Posted By: Nazim Khan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • ANGEL FRIENDS
    I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

    Posted By: Nazim Khan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

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  • They’ve got a picture of her at the hospital – it saves using the stomach pump.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Whiter than a pair of Snow White’s knickers.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • He’s got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • He’s as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • You could park a bike on that bum.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • They call her ‘The radio station’ cuz she’s so easy topick up.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1


  • I’ve seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.Posted By: Rehan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • He’s as camp as a row of tents.Posted By: Ariese Ansari On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

Text Insults By Page: 1 – 23 Next

  • CHAPPAL or LOTAY
    Kyon her baar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
    her naye saal hamara dil dukhate ho,
    Ye baat sun ker hamari rooh tak Kanp uthti hai,
    Ae dost tum masjidon se CHAPPAL or LOTAY churate ho.

    Posted By: Fayyaz Khan On: Friday, November 09, 2007 | Messages: 2

  • DUM hila rahe ho
    Ye kis tarah yaad aarahe ho,
    Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aarahey ho,
    Najane kyon aisa lagata hai, samne khare ho aur DUM hila rahe ho.

    Posted By: Wajahat Karim On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • LIKHNE WALA GADHA
    Aapko yaad hoga na! ek baar aap kahin ja rahe they k ek diwaar per Parha “PARHNE WALA GADHA”.
    Aapko bohat Gussa aaya aur aapne use mita ker likh diya “LIKHNE WALA GADHA”

    Posted By: Wajahat Karim On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • LAUGHING AT U
    Roses r red, voilets r blue, Monkey Like U should b kept in ZOO.
    Don’t get angry, u will find me there too, not in the cage,
    But LAUGHING AT U. HA HA HA

    Posted By: Wajahat Karim On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | Messages: 1



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