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Never Reject A Girl In Life Because

A Good Girl Gives U

Happiness N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!
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Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends!

Boy: Thanks For The Compliment
Darling…
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Why do girls look beautiful?
Is it real or due to make up?
All false
Girls look beautiful because
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Boys have good IMAGINATION.
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Sweetest Proposal by a K.G class Boy:

Boy: Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal: Nahi
Boy: Kalle na plz
Gal: Nahi mai nahi kalungi.
Boy: Kallo na Didi plz.
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If Girl vomit her parents asks “Kon tha wo Kamina?”

If boy vomits: “Kahan pee kar aaya hai Kaminey?”

Moral: No matter who ever Vomits, boys are always kamine.
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Aik Lerki Apny Boy Friend K Sath New Car Main Long Drive Par Ja Rahi Thi:

Larki: Suno! Kia Tum Aik Haath Se Garri Chala Saktay Ho?

Larka: Kioon Nahi.. Larkay Ne Bare Fakher Se Garden Akraaii…

Larki: To Phir Doosray Haath Se Apni Naak Saaf Kar Lo.
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GIRL:I Love u…
BOY: Me too!!!

GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?
BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho

GIRL: Dafa hojao mai samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyar karte ho.
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Boys have fun by teasing girls,

Then girls cry for few minutes

Girls have fun by loving boys

Then boys cry 4 life time!

Funny but it is fact 🙂
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Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?

K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka Suit pehna hua hai… 😛
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Girl’s Attiude when boy don’t look at her

She says: “Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia”

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When Boy look at Her

She Says: “Dekh kese Kutton ki tarha rha hy”
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A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher:

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.

They Are Good To See

And Feel,

Difficult To

Own And Maintain.
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Experienced Man Says:

The Real Problem Doesn’t Start When Boy Starts Looking At A Girl.

It Begins,

When She Turns

&

Looks Back At The Guy.
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BOY: 15 minutes k bad woh train aane wali he Jo mujhe tum se boht door le jayegi.

Kia tum apni zuban se koi esa lafz ada nhi kr skti Jis se mujhe umeed ki koi kiran nazar aye.

GIRL: Ye Wall Clock 30 minutes aage hai.
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ntrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA.
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Why Do Girls Act Like Idiots ????
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Who Says They Are Acting?

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