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Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila.

Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao

JIN:
PEPSI wali

Ya
IMRAN HASHMI wali?
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Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya:

“I Miss U”

Bohat dair sochny k baad Pathan ne jawab dya:

“I Student U”
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Sardar writes 2 Bill Gates abt PC & Windows problems:

1. My child learnd MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE.

2. I find only
RE-CYCLE BIN but no
RE-MOTORCYCLE BIN

3. I see MS OFFICE but i want to use this softwre @ home so i need MS HOME.

4. Finally, how is dat ur name is GATES but u r selling WINDOWS.
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Pathan 2 doctor: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?

Pathan: Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr: Aisa kub hota hay?

Pathan: Phone kartay waqt.
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!
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Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices,

He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @ nothing

Man asks: Sardar-G What r U doing?

Sardar-G: I’m trying 2 win a noble prize

Man: How?

Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r outstanding in their field.
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Funny SMS Forum
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”

&

After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
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Pyar krne wale log UFoNE se bat krte ha
Knjus Z0nG se
Amer Jazz se
Khbsurt WARID se
Ziddi TELENOR se
Lekin zaheen log kbhi bat nai krte
Wo mri trha
SMS
karte hain.
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Ek Sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paen da dupatta wapis kar de.

Badmash: Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.

Sardar: Peeko karani se.

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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha

“Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..”

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
“I Want To Apply For This Job”
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Teacher: Story Sunao.

Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.

Moral: Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Sardar: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga.
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Train me 1 Machchar Chinese ka sir per betha,
Woh usko pakar kar kha gaya!

Phir 1 Machchar Memon k sir par betha,
Usne pakar kar Chinese se pucha:

Khareeday Ga?
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Hum khud pe “GHAROOR” nhi karty.

Kisi ko dosti k liye “MAJBOOR” nhi karty.

Bus apny dil may basa lety hain.

AUR PHIR

Marty dam tak “DOOR” nhi karty!
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Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuwab Aajata Hai…
Waqt Samjho Kharab Aajata Hai…

Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab…
Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!
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Agr basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhy to Veeru & thakur ka kia rishta hua?
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Apna kaam karo Koi rishta nahi banta, Thakur k hath hi nhi thy.

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Kiyon jaagte ho? Kia sochte ho?
Kuch humse kaho, Tanha na raho,

Socha na karo.
Ab raat ki ankhen bheegh chaleen aur CHAND b ha chup jane ko.
Kuch dair mein shabnam aye gi pholon ki piyaas bujhane ko.
Shadaab shagoofon ki soorat khuwabon k nagar mein kho jao
Ab,,,,so jao
Ab,,,,so jao…
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& Red Light glowing on the top:

Seeing this he said: India is developing fast,
See there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air.
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Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 Hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

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Apni aaghosh main kisi roz chupa lo mujhko,
Gham-e-Dunya se meri jaan bacha lo mujhko,
Tumko de di hai isharon main ijazat maine,
Mangnay se na milun to chura lo mujheko,
Apne saye se bhi ab to mujhe dar lagta hai,
Ho jo mumkin to nigahon main chupa lo mujhko,
Dil main nakaam tammanaon ka Tufaan sa hai,
Meri uljhan meri wehshat se nikalo mujhko,
Apni aaghosh main kisi roz chupa lo mujhko.

Mujhe apni muhabbat ki khushbu se noor kar do,
Tumse juda na ho sakon itna majboor kar do,
Meri nas nas main bas jaye Wafa teri,
Kisi aur ki taraf na dekhon itna maghroor kar do.

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Meri hasti ki takmeel main shamil hai hissa tera bhi,
Main agar tujh se na milta to adhoora rehta.

Meri zindagi k Raaz main ik Raaz tum bhi ho,
Meri Bandgi ki Pyaas main ik Pyaas tum bhi ho.
Tum kya ho kuch ho ya nahi ho Magar,
Meri Zindagi k Kaash main ik Kaash tum bhi ho.

Bohat door he sahi,
Hamray ghar se,
Tumharay Ghar ka Kinara,
Par hum Hawa k har Jhonkay se,
Poch he letay hain k,
Kya Haal Hai Tumhara.

Mujhse kehti hai tere sath rahon gi sada Wasiq!
Bohat pyar kerti hai mujhse udaasi meri.

Muhabbat k sapnay dekhte bohat hain,
Woh raton main humko jagatay bohat hain,
Main aankhon main kaajal lagaon to kese?
In aankhon ko log rulatay bohat hain.

Yadon ki dhund main aapki parchai si lagti hai,
Kanon main gunjti shehnai si lagti hai,
Aap qareeb ho to apna pan hai,
Warna seenay main saans bhi parai si lagti hai.

Tere khayal ko kabhi dil se juda na karon,
Tere bhaghair to main saans bhi liya na karon,
Jo tu mila to mujhe mashwara diya dil ne,
K ab Khuda se koi aur iltaja na karon.

Jiski talash hai usko pata bhi nahi,
Hamari chahat ko usne kabhi samjha he nahi,
Hum pochte rahe k kya tumhain humse pyar hai?
Woh kehte rahy k us ne suna he nahi.

Bus ik Lamha he guzarta hai teri qurbat main,
Lekin tamam raat woh anjani khushbu nahi jati,
Tere paas aany se kya baton dil ka Haal,
Aik saans aati hai to dosri li jati nahi.

Main her pal tumhara PYAR chahti hon,
Tumhari aankhon main apne liye AITBAAR chahti hon,
Tumara dil dharkay to SIRF mere liye,
Tumhain dekhna apne ishq main BEQARAAR chahti hon,
Main chahti hon k bus main hon aur tum ho,
Her pal teri BANHON main reh kar Muhabbat BESHUMAAR chahti hon,
Jis tarah meri har Soch, her Dharkan, her Nazar main TUM ho,
Wese he teri her Saans main BASERA chahti hon,
Such Main.

Ramzan Day SMS

Packing start kar do phir nahi bolna k bataya nahi,

Abhi 6 ya 7 din hain,

Ramzan ka chand nazar aatay he aapko 1 month k liye band kar diya jayega.
Ramadan SMS

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Aisa Nahi Kay Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Haan Jasisi Chahtay Thay Woh Qarb Nahi Mili

Milnay Ko Zindaagi Main Kai Hum Safar Hai
LIkin Tabyaton Say Tabyat Nahi Mili

Chehron Kay Har HazOOm Main Hum Dondtay Rahay
Soorat Ko Nahi Mili Kahin Seerat Ko Nahi Mili

Woh Yek Beik Mila Tu Bhout Deir Tak Humain
Alfaz Dondnay Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi Mili

Uss Ko Gila RAha Kay Towaja Na Di Ussay
LIkin Humain Khud Apni Rafaqat NAhi Mili

Har Shaqs Zindagi Main Bhout Durr Say Mila
Koi Bhi Chiz Hasb-e-Zarorat Nahi Mili
Canada Immigration

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Anjana Musafir

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

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Bass Itna Kehna

Mujhe bass itna kehna hai, kabhi main yaad aoon to
Kabhi tanhayee ki raatain, tumhai zyada satayen to
Kabhi titli na bole to, aur jugnu lot jaye to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to
Kabhi sab dost saathi bhi jo tum se rooth jayen to
Kabhi jab khud se lad ker thakan se chur ho jao to
Kabhi chahte huwe bhi khud akele roo na pao to
Apni aankhon ko band kerna mujhe awaz de dena
Phir mere tasawwur se jo chahai baatain keh dena
Mere kandhe per sir rakh ker tum jitna chahe ro lena
Jab main khud lout jaon to apni dunya chale jana
Magar bass itna kehna hai
Ke jab bhi dukh ya khusyoon main
Humain dil se pukaro ge
Humain tum saath pao ge.

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Apne haatho se

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…


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