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2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya
pehla bacha
chote dar tu nahi raha
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai
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agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????

is ka matlab hai

k

KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai
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Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, “tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te”
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam
par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein
sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi,
pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk
jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have
a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Funny Jokes

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om
our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
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Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all Reply is a must…
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,
L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with
YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….
Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P…
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween &
Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me
for the next 12 months!!!!
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D
monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring,
then the suffering
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the
beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i
thought where the fuck is my roof
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that
cows can’t fly!
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why
are you eating there food
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I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you
are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on
a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my
briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go
2 the bathroom
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you
eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having
sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100
million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is
reading my text!pass on
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass &
flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot
2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da
window… I look down & den… i lauf again
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An independant study has proven dat those who
have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are
readin dis message in their right hand!
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I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink
driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked
the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and
talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll
be disconnected!
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Inside every popcorn kernel is a drop or two of water.When you cook corn in very hot oil , the water inside the kernels heats up and begins to turn to steam.As you continue cooking the corn, […]

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA.
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.[…]

Waqt ki dhar k saath hum chaltay hain,
Isi ada pe tou log hum pe martay hain,
SMS ki duniya k hum beetaaj badshah hain,
Isi liye log humain SMS karnay se dartay hain!.

TUMHARAY BINA ZINDAGI MAIN HAI SANNATA,
TUM HI MERAY KABAB TUM HI MERAY PARATHA,
YE DIL HO GAYA TUM PE LATTOO,TUM HI MERE BESAN K LADOO,
AB TO DEKHUN TUMHARAY HE DREAM,TUM HE TO HO MERE CHAT PATAY HALEEM,
JO TUM HO SAATH TO HAR SHAAM HO SUHANI,
TUM HI TO HO MERI STUDENT’S KI BIRYANI.

Celebrate the season with Windows Live™ Messenger and chat directly with Santa! Tell him what you want for Christmas, talk about life at the North Pole, and play holiday games with Howard the Elf. […]

Chand ke liye sitare hazaro honge,

magar sitaro ke liye chand ek hai,

aap ke liye loog hazaro honge,

magar hamare liye aap ek hain.
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1″s receive
MESSAGES From ME!


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