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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!

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Pathan’s Friend: What is call girl?

Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:

S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..

Have A wonderful day!

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Dard dene waale bahut milte hai,
Magar dard lene waale kam milte hai,
Nazuk waqt me hume zarur yaad karna,
Kyuki zindagi me chahne waale bahut kam milte hai.

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I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..

But that’s not the question.

Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???

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Yaaden Aansu hoti to chalak jati,
Yaaden likhawat hoti to padhi jati,
Yaaden to zindgi me basa wo ehsas hai,
Jo lakh kosiso ke baad bhi lafzo me nahi simat pati..

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1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:

1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.

Bacha: Baba nass hun.

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Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..

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BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.

Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.

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Aap Humko Achy lagty Ho,
Door jaty ho jitna utna Dil k Qareeb lagty ho,
Meri Qismat main tum nahi lekin,
Phir bhi mujhko Apna Naseeb Kyon Lagty ho?

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Koi Pal Bina Tumhary,
Bhala Kese Beet Jaye.

Mere Paas tum nahi ho,
Meri Yaad k nagar Main.

Mere Khuab k Safar main,
Meri Soch ki Tahon Main,

Meri aankh k Bhanwar main
Bas Aarzu Tumhari,

Is Aarzu se aagy,
Koi Raasta Nahi hai,

Tumhain Kis Qadar hai Chaha
Ye Tumhain Pata nahi Hai.

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Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko English nai aati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.

Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..

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Aaj ksi ne mjhe phon kya
Aur
AaP k barey me kuch btya
Me us ka naam to nhi bta skta
Per
Wo aap k barey me keh raha tha k aap

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Funny Messages

Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?

Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco,

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Kon dhondega tjhko,,
Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.

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Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..

Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA…

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Hum Ne Unko Miss Call de kar Apni Yaad Dilai Thi FARAZ!
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Unhon Ne Msg kar k kaha.
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Keera Hai kya?

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Mere mehbob ki hoshiyari to dekho Faraz,

Ramzan Mubarak main kehti hai aao Lunch pr chalen.

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Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,

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Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.

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Pathan ne Major Rohail ko dawat pr bulaya
Major Rohail khana dekh kr bhag gya
Kyu?

Khana:
Naswar Pulao
Naswar Karahi

Sweet Dish:
Naswar Halwa

Drink:
Naswar Cola

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Pathan: Khocha Budget 2009/2010 bohat acha hai
hum bohat khush hai budget se.

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Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Oy yaara…
NASWAR par TAX jo nahi laga.

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Bush to Obama: Main ne tum se kaha ta k ye Pathan Dashatghard Hain.

Obama: Kyun?

Bush: Deka nahi k teen pathano
ne Gharib Sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya.

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Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin…
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Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
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Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn.

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JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, Kal tumhain phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
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PATHAN: Woh to theek hai lekin Utara kab jae ga?

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APPLE Juice
MANGO Juice
TARBUZ Juice
BADAM Juice
KHAJOOR Juice
BANANA Juice

Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,

ANGOOTHA Chooooos.
Kanjoos.

Sms karta he nahi.

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Mere mehbob ne kaha aaj hum tumhare pyar ki intaha dekhna chahte hai Faraz,

Ye keh kar unho ne apna Summer Vacation ka kaam mere hath main thama dya.

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Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band karny par bhi dikhai deta hai.

Friend: Acha! Kya dikhai daita hay?
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Pathan: ANDHERA!

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Bivi Par Hukoomat Karne Wale Begherat Hote Hain,

Asal Mard Wo Hai Jo Bivi Ko Marwa Kar Hukoomat Karta Hai… ;->

Asif Zardari

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Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi:

Kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho?

Usne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gaya tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
main dibo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.

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Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
“Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi”
Is per Bari bee boli…

“Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi”

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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

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Agar Spiderman PAKISTAN mai banti
to us ka nam kya hota?

Zara socho

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Phr socho

“JAALAY wala GUJJAR”

Loveliest SMS Collection

45 Saal Ka Aadmi Larki Dekhny Gaya!

Larki Ki Maa Dekh K Behosh Ho Gai
Jab
Hosh Aaya
Waja Poochi?
Tou Boli 25 Saal Pehle
Ye Mujhy B Dekhny Aaya Tha… =P 😉

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If My T0mOr0w Never C0ms,
Im S0ry,
F0r Al The Mean Thngs I Might Hav Said..
Im S0ry,
F0r Al The Thngs I Did 0r Didnt D0..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Ign0red U..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Made U Feel Bad 0r Put U D0wn..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Th0t I Was Bigger 0r Better Than U..
Im S0ry,
F0r Everything Wr0ng I’ve Ever D0ne..
Im Writing This Bec0z Wat If My T0m0r0w Never C0mes?
Wat If I Never Get A Chance T0 Say Gudbye Or Wat If I Never Get To Say SoRy!
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Gairon Se Manga To Zillat Mli

ALLAH Se Manga To Izzat Mli

Aye Mangne Wale Mang Usi Se Jo Deta Hai Kushi Se

Or

Kehta Nhi Ksi Se…

Subha Bakhair
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Ibtidaay Ishq Hai Rota Hai Kya…

“Zara Ghor Se Dekh Ye Tera Khota Hai Kia?

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Desk Pe Kisi Class Ki Tanha,

Student Tha Koi Udas Betha,
Kehta Tha Exam Sir Pe Aye,
Khelny Kodny Mai Saal Guzara,
Sun K Student Ki Ye Baat,Pharra Koi Pas Hi Se Bola,
Hazir Hu Madad Ko Dil-O-Jan Se,
Pharra Hu Agarchy Mai Zara Sa,
Hain Student Wohi Jahan Mai Ache,
Hoty Hain Jo Pas Pharron Se..
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Baaten Sunte Raho
Baaten Karte Raho
Dil Ki Awaz Ko Ab Dabana Nahi Baaten Sunte Raho Baaten Karte Raho Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi

Aate Jate Hue
Maine Dekha Use
Bola Dil Ab Nigahen Hatana Nahi

Subho Se Sham Phir
Raat Dhalti Gai
Roshni Chehre Ki Us K Her Su Rahi
Baaten Sunte Raho Baaten Karte Raho
Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi

Naam Likhta Raha Or Chupata Raha Keh Saka Usko Dil Ka Fasana Nahi Ek Din Mil Gaya Koi Apna Usay Kar Gai Bheer May Kaise Tanha Mujhe Tab Laga Yun Mujhe Mere Ghar May Usay Chand Bun Kar Kabhi Jagmagana Nahi

Main To Mayoos Tha
Surmai Sham May
Zindagi Bhejdi Usne Pygham May

Mil Gai Wo Mujhe
Keh Diya Ye Use Aagaye Hoto Ab Duur Jana Nahi
Baaten Sunte Raho
Baaten Karte Raho
Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi…!
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Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha…?

Beti : Ap K Ball Na Ho Ap K Dant Na Ho Ap Chal Phir Na Sakien Bat Cheet Bi Na Kr Sakien Tou Ap Kiya Roye Ge Nahe.
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Why V Make FRENDZ?
Coz They Understand Just By Looking In Our Eyes…
Coz U Can Say Sumthing Stupid Or Expose Ur Deepest Secrets To Them…
Coz They Believe In Ur Dreams No Matter How Silly They May Seem..Coz They Luv U For What U Are..
And Finally..
Coz Evrything U Do Together Becomes A Memory 🙂
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USAY ITNA
BATA DENA…!!

Main Us Se Door Ho Kr B,

Bohat Majboor Ho Kr B,

Dukhon Se Choor Ho Kr B,

Usi Ko Yaad Krti Hon,

USAY ITNA
BATA DENA

Main Dukh Apne Chupa Kr B,

Khushi K Geet Ga Kr B,

Hansi Honton Pr Saja Kr B,

Usi Ko Yaad Karti Hon,

USAY ITNA
BATA DENA

Jahan K Ghamon Mein Kho Kr B,

Main DiL K Daagh Dho Kr B,

Kisi K Paas Ho Kr B,
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Wo Aksar Fursat Main Ek Kaam Karte Hain

Bana K Aaina Humain Salam Karte Hain

UsKi Masoom Adaayn Usay Ruswa Na Kr Dain

Wo Likh K Darakhton Pe Mera Naam Aam Karte Hain

Us K Maathay Se Ubharta Hai Subah Ka Noor

Aur Andhere UsKi Zulfon Main Aaram Karte Hain

AanKhon Se Waardatain Karna Hai Paisha UnKa

Dilon Ki Choriaan Wo Sar É Aam Karte Hain

Zamana Tera Hi TalabGaar Sahi SAGAR

Kuch Hussan Waale Humara Bhi Ehtram Karte Hain,
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Baray Hi Afsos Ki Baat Hy
Pura Din Guzar Gaya Mgr
Jtna Afsos Mjhy Aaj Hua Hy
Main Bs Bata Nhi Skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TAK NAHI KIA!
AAJ
“SMART” Ppl Day Tha

Police wala: Main ne tumhen hath dya tha, To tum rukey kyu nahi?

Sardar Driver: O G main samja k aap mujhe Salam kar rahe hai.

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Sardar aur Major Rohail ki khob pitai hue:

Dono Birthday Party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain”.

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Itni mehngai main bhi ek kaam roz roz hota hai Faraz

Dhooz Dhooz Dhaaz Dhaaz – Bomb Dhamaka.

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Phatan: Aaj mene Rs.5000 ka Easyload krvaya, aur sab dosto/family ko SMS kr dye.

Major Rohail: Kyu?

Phatan: O G sunna hy ab SMS per 20 pyse Tax lagne wala hy.

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Tu ne kabhi kisi ko SMS nhi kya.
Mene tujhe itna shrminda kya phir b tu ne kabhi SMS nhi kya!
Ab to SMS kar do
ya
TAX lagne ka intazar kr rahe ho.

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Sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!

Major Rohail: Woh kese?

Sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya…

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Bubbli: Uncle Uncle Choor, Daku ur Jail yafta mujrimon per TAX kyu nhi lagta?

Zardari: Beta phir to sab k sab MNA, MPA aur Govt mulazammen ko TAX net me lana pere ga.

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Santa meets his friend Bunta!

Santa: A B, A B, A B, A B, A B…!
Banta: Oye, Iska Matlab?

Santa: Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

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Aazmaish rishton main zaroor hoti hai,
Na mil pana kisi ki majboori hoti hai,

Yaad to door se bhi kar sakty hain,
Par Dil ki hasrat to mil kar he poori hoti hai.

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Bharosay ki ek jorri hai DOSTI,
Betaab Dil ki Majboori hai DOSTI,
Na mano to kuch nahi hai ye DOSTI,
Aur mano to Insaan ki kamzori hai DOSTI.

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Friend and Blood have only one difference…

Blood enters in Heart and Flow out,,,

But

Friend enters in Heart and Stay inside forever.

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Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa: How does that help?

Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!

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Wo konsa janwar hai jis k sir par 50 saal k bad baal nikalty hen or us ka moun aisa he jesy pighli hui mombti?

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Bata dun?
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Nawaz Sharif!!

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Today Is World Red Rose Night.
If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call
And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend
N See How Many Missed Call U Get

Today Is World Red Rose Night.

If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call

And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend

N See How Many Missed Call U Get.

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I think I’m Disturbing you, Sorry!

This is my Last Msg and
I will not Msg you any more.
Good Bye.

Never Expect that From Me.

I’m Born to Disturb You.

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Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 merry your daughter!

Wish your loved ones with our full of love Dua SMS, Dua Poetry SMS. If you are looking for Dua SMS then your search ends here. You will find all the Dua SMS related messages here. Just read the full collection of Dua SMS / Prayers SMS. We have Dua sms messages collection in all languages like Hindi Dua SMS, Urdu Dua SMS and lastly English Dua sms. Sometimes we send Dua / Prayers sms to our loved ones on their birthday, and sometimes to wish them success in exams, or to grant good health and wealth. Hope you will like our dua sms in urdu / hindi & english.

.;***;. I
( -_-) Pray
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May God Fulfill All Ur
Wishes & Maintain a G00d Smile On Ur Face 4ever..
"Ameen"
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Meri rahon k jo jugnu hen wo tere hen

Teri rahon k jo andheray hen wo mere hen

Chu sakta nahi koi ghum tujhko

Q k tujh per duaon k jo pehray hen wo mare hen.
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Khilty Phoolon Ki Rida Ho Jaye

Itni Hasaas Hawa Ho Jaye

Maangty Hi Haath Par Khushyan Rakh Dy

Itna Meherban Aap Pr KHUDA Ho Jaye.

(Ameen)
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A dua for You:
Oh God, I don't know of all the challenges this person has,
but You know everything..!
I hear his silence, You hear his plead,
I see him in faith, You know his doubts,
I ask that you give him everything he needs & bless him abundantly for all the times to come..
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Kiss qadar mujhko state ho tum,
Bhool jane pe bhi yaad aate ho tum,
Raat ke sannaton mein jab kabhi,
Khuda se manga maine kuch
Mere dil ki dua ban jate ho tum!
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Har pal tu khushbo me khile

Mehkain sada din raat tere

Khud ko kabhi tanha na smajhna

Meri Dua he sath tere.

Kya samjhe?
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Khush Raho Tum Zindagi K Melay Mein,
Per Ye Sochna Kabhi Ik Pal Akelay Mein,
Kisi Ki Soch Mein Ehsaas Ki Sadaon Mein,
Tum Bus Rahey Ho Kisi Ki Duaon Mein.
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Lamha lamha aap k honto par muskaan rahe,
Har gham aapse anjan rahe,

Jiske sath mehak uthay apki zindagi,
Dua hai hamesha apk pass wahi insan rahe.
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Ye Khushbu, ye Hawa, ye Fiza Aapki hui,
Mosam ki har ek ada aapki hui,
Dil ny chaha kuch khas tohfa aap k lye,
To dilsy nikalny wali har dua aapki hui.
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Khuda na kry aapko koi gham mile,
Khushiya or hansi har dam mile,

Ghum jab be barh chale aapki taraf,
Khuda kare raste mai usay hum mile.
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Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,

Yun to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!
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Mera lafz lafz dua dua,
Mery aansuon se dhula hua,

tujhay zindagi k woh sehar miley,
tujhay mohabbaton ka safar miley,

Tujhay dard-o-gham na kabhi choo sakay,
Yeh dua hai koi gila nahi

Tujhay zindagi main wo sakoon milay,
Jo kisi ko kabhi mila nahi !!
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Dua is the most powerful weapon against troubles,
The most effective medicine against Illness,
And
The most valuable Gift to give,

So I give my Dua always to you.
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* EK PYARI SI DUA *

Tu Jab Bhi Koi DUA Kary
Mera Rab Tujhy Woh Ata Kary

Teri JhoLi Khushyon Se Bhari Rahy
Bin Mange Sub Woh Ata Kary

Tu Haat Uthaye Baad Main
Mera Rab Wo PehLy Ata Kary

(AAMEEN)
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Na Shikwe karte hain,

Na gile karte hain,

Aap Salamat raho hum Dil se dua karte hain.
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Jab hath uthao Dua k liye,

Tou humain mat bholna Khuda k liye,

Kya pata k hamare naseeb ki bohat si khushiyan,

Muntazir hon apke ek Harf-e-Dua k liye.
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Her pell Usi ki Yaad Rehti Hay.
Meri Ankhoon Ko Usi Ki Talash Rehti Hay.
Kuch Tum Bhi Dua Karo Yaro.
Suna Hay Doston Ki Dua May Farishton Ki Awaaz Hoti Hay.
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Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha, tahajud ki namaz aada ke, aur
Dua krne lga
“Mere mola sb so rhe hai ur
main teri ibadat kr rha hu”

Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kameny to apni dua mang
hamari shikayat q kr rha hy”
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Meri har ik baat,
” k ”
Har ik jumlay,
” k ”
Har ik lafz
” k ”
Har ik harf
” k ”
Har ik matlab mein
Sirf aik dua hai
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*Ap Sada Khush Raho*
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Ho sakey toh mujhe kuch khaas rakhna,

Dosti ka itna toh paas rakhna,

Aapki duaon se mileygi kamyabi mujhe,

Yeh souch kar apni har dua mein yaad rakhna

How to Answer the Toughest Interview Questions

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

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SAATH DIL KAY CHALAY DIL KO NAHENE ROKA HUM NAY
JONA APNA THA AUSAY TOOT KAY CHAHA HUM NAY
AIK DHOKAY MEIN KATI AUMAR HAMARI SARI
KYA BATAIN KAISAY KHOYA KISAY PAYA HUM NAY

Five High-Paying Careers in Two Years or Less
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Dil Ko Manana Agar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

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khoye rehte hain teri yaadon mei
hum to khud ko bhoolaye behte hain
naam likh de hai zindagi terey
tujh ko apna banayei behtei hain

Six Common Job-Interview Questions
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chupai huai magroor ko chordo,
chordo shkway narazee ko,
tord do pinjra – urd kar dhundo,
apnay jeewan sathi ko.

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Sapna to bas sapna hai,
Sapno mein keya jeena,
Subha ki phali kiran sai seekho,
Is jeevan ko jeena.

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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

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Ab na aao khwaabon mein tum, kahin neend se na jagoon
main zinda hi kab tha, kahin maut se na jagoon…..!!

How to Handle Illegal Interview Questions

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when i look in to your eyes:)i think somethink that money cant buy 😦
tum laakh chupaoo chere se ahsaas humary chahat ka,dil jaab bhi tumhara dharakta hai awaaz yahaan tak aaty hai (lakin afsoos k hum dono chup hian )
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Zama badlay sama badlay mausam ki fizaa badlay
Agar may badloo tujhe se tu mujhe se mera khuda badlay

Best job opportunity for professionals

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Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do
Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain

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Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de

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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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Lovely SMS

Teacher:Arun tell your father’s name in English. Arun:Madam, my father’s name is Mr. Butter Red Government. Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me? Arun: No, Madam You told me to tell my father’s name in English and my father’s name in Hindi is “Makkhan Lal Sarkar”

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Teacher:To next student Nikhil tell your father’s name in English.
Nikhil:Madam, my father’s name is Mr. Beautifuul Red Underwear.
Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me?
Nikhil: No, Madam You told me to tell my father’s name in English and my father’s name in Hindi is “Sunder Laal Chadda”

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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

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A man was habbitual of reading the boards hanging on the pole.One day,when he was walking on the street,he saw a pole on which a very small board was hanging.He was unable to read that from there,so he climbed the pole.When he reached near the board,it was written,”DANGER.5000 WALTS”.

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Urdu Funny SMS

Father : What are the people of Turkey called?
Son : I don’t know
Father : They are called turks. What are the Germany people called?
Son : They are called germs.

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Aik Sardaar zebra Crossing ke white aur black patte par baar baar idher aue udher chal raha tha…….. us ke aik dost ne pucha ye kya kar rahey ho to us ne kaha….. Yaar pichhley 5 dinu se try kar raha hun yeh PIANO bajta he nahi hai

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Funny SMS
Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,” break nahi mar sakta tha kya? Sardar replies “break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di…..”

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Funny SMS

Kya aap confidence se chalte hai,
kya aap penalty bharte hai..
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai..
to aap SMS kyon nahi karte hai???


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