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Wish your loved ones with our full of love Dua SMS, Dua Poetry SMS. If you are looking for Dua SMS then your search ends here. You will find all the Dua SMS related messages here. Just read the full collection of Dua SMS / Prayers SMS. We have Dua sms messages collection in all languages like Hindi Dua SMS, Urdu Dua SMS and lastly English Dua sms. Sometimes we send Dua / Prayers sms to our loved ones on their birthday, and sometimes to wish them success in exams, or to grant good health and wealth. Hope you will like our dua sms in urdu / hindi & english.

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( -_-) Pray
>”)(”< That

May God Fulfill All Ur
Wishes & Maintain a G00d Smile On Ur Face 4ever..
"Ameen"
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Meri rahon k jo jugnu hen wo tere hen

Teri rahon k jo andheray hen wo mere hen

Chu sakta nahi koi ghum tujhko

Q k tujh per duaon k jo pehray hen wo mare hen.
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Khilty Phoolon Ki Rida Ho Jaye

Itni Hasaas Hawa Ho Jaye

Maangty Hi Haath Par Khushyan Rakh Dy

Itna Meherban Aap Pr KHUDA Ho Jaye.

(Ameen)
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A dua for You:
Oh God, I don't know of all the challenges this person has,
but You know everything..!
I hear his silence, You hear his plead,
I see him in faith, You know his doubts,
I ask that you give him everything he needs & bless him abundantly for all the times to come..
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Kiss qadar mujhko state ho tum,
Bhool jane pe bhi yaad aate ho tum,
Raat ke sannaton mein jab kabhi,
Khuda se manga maine kuch
Mere dil ki dua ban jate ho tum!
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Har pal tu khushbo me khile

Mehkain sada din raat tere

Khud ko kabhi tanha na smajhna

Meri Dua he sath tere.

Kya samjhe?
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Khush Raho Tum Zindagi K Melay Mein,
Per Ye Sochna Kabhi Ik Pal Akelay Mein,
Kisi Ki Soch Mein Ehsaas Ki Sadaon Mein,
Tum Bus Rahey Ho Kisi Ki Duaon Mein.
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Lamha lamha aap k honto par muskaan rahe,
Har gham aapse anjan rahe,

Jiske sath mehak uthay apki zindagi,
Dua hai hamesha apk pass wahi insan rahe.
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Ye Khushbu, ye Hawa, ye Fiza Aapki hui,
Mosam ki har ek ada aapki hui,
Dil ny chaha kuch khas tohfa aap k lye,
To dilsy nikalny wali har dua aapki hui.
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Khuda na kry aapko koi gham mile,
Khushiya or hansi har dam mile,

Ghum jab be barh chale aapki taraf,
Khuda kare raste mai usay hum mile.
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Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,

Yun to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!
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Mera lafz lafz dua dua,
Mery aansuon se dhula hua,

tujhay zindagi k woh sehar miley,
tujhay mohabbaton ka safar miley,

Tujhay dard-o-gham na kabhi choo sakay,
Yeh dua hai koi gila nahi

Tujhay zindagi main wo sakoon milay,
Jo kisi ko kabhi mila nahi !!
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Dua is the most powerful weapon against troubles,
The most effective medicine against Illness,
And
The most valuable Gift to give,

So I give my Dua always to you.
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* EK PYARI SI DUA *

Tu Jab Bhi Koi DUA Kary
Mera Rab Tujhy Woh Ata Kary

Teri JhoLi Khushyon Se Bhari Rahy
Bin Mange Sub Woh Ata Kary

Tu Haat Uthaye Baad Main
Mera Rab Wo PehLy Ata Kary

(AAMEEN)
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Na Shikwe karte hain,

Na gile karte hain,

Aap Salamat raho hum Dil se dua karte hain.
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Jab hath uthao Dua k liye,

Tou humain mat bholna Khuda k liye,

Kya pata k hamare naseeb ki bohat si khushiyan,

Muntazir hon apke ek Harf-e-Dua k liye.
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Her pell Usi ki Yaad Rehti Hay.
Meri Ankhoon Ko Usi Ki Talash Rehti Hay.
Kuch Tum Bhi Dua Karo Yaro.
Suna Hay Doston Ki Dua May Farishton Ki Awaaz Hoti Hay.
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Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha, tahajud ki namaz aada ke, aur
Dua krne lga
“Mere mola sb so rhe hai ur
main teri ibadat kr rha hu”

Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kameny to apni dua mang
hamari shikayat q kr rha hy”
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Meri har ik baat,
” k ”
Har ik jumlay,
” k ”
Har ik lafz
” k ”
Har ik harf
” k ”
Har ik matlab mein
Sirf aik dua hai
” k ”
*Ap Sada Khush Raho*
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Ho sakey toh mujhe kuch khaas rakhna,

Dosti ka itna toh paas rakhna,

Aapki duaon se mileygi kamyabi mujhe,

Yeh souch kar apni har dua mein yaad rakhna

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2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya
pehla bacha
chote dar tu nahi raha
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai
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agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????

is ka matlab hai

k

KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai
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Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, “tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te”
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam
par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein
sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi,
pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk
jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have
a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Funny Jokes

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om
our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
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Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all Reply is a must…
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,
L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with
YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….
Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P…
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween &
Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me
for the next 12 months!!!!
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D
monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring,
then the suffering
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the
beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i
thought where the fuck is my roof
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that
cows can’t fly!
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why
are you eating there food
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I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you
are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on
a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my
briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go
2 the bathroom
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you
eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having
sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100
million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is
reading my text!pass on
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass &
flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot
2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da
window… I look down & den… i lauf again
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An independant study has proven dat those who
have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are
readin dis message in their right hand!
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I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink
driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked
the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and
talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll
be disconnected!
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Inside every popcorn kernel is a drop or two of water.When you cook corn in very hot oil , the water inside the kernels heats up and begins to turn to steam.As you continue cooking the corn, […]

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA.
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.[…]

Waqt ki dhar k saath hum chaltay hain,
Isi ada pe tou log hum pe martay hain,
SMS ki duniya k hum beetaaj badshah hain,
Isi liye log humain SMS karnay se dartay hain!.

TUMHARAY BINA ZINDAGI MAIN HAI SANNATA,
TUM HI MERAY KABAB TUM HI MERAY PARATHA,
YE DIL HO GAYA TUM PE LATTOO,TUM HI MERE BESAN K LADOO,
AB TO DEKHUN TUMHARAY HE DREAM,TUM HE TO HO MERE CHAT PATAY HALEEM,
JO TUM HO SAATH TO HAR SHAAM HO SUHANI,
TUM HI TO HO MERI STUDENT’S KI BIRYANI.

Celebrate the season with Windows Live™ Messenger and chat directly with Santa! Tell him what you want for Christmas, talk about life at the North Pole, and play holiday games with Howard the Elf. […]

Chand ke liye sitare hazaro honge,

magar sitaro ke liye chand ek hai,

aap ke liye loog hazaro honge,

magar hamare liye aap ek hain.
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1″s receive
MESSAGES From ME!


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