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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!

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Pathan’s Friend: What is call girl?

Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:

S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..

Have A wonderful day!

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Dard dene waale bahut milte hai,
Magar dard lene waale kam milte hai,
Nazuk waqt me hume zarur yaad karna,
Kyuki zindagi me chahne waale bahut kam milte hai.

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I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..

But that’s not the question.

Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???

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Yaaden Aansu hoti to chalak jati,
Yaaden likhawat hoti to padhi jati,
Yaaden to zindgi me basa wo ehsas hai,
Jo lakh kosiso ke baad bhi lafzo me nahi simat pati..

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1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:

1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.

Bacha: Baba nass hun.

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Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..

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BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.

Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.

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Aap Humko Achy lagty Ho,
Door jaty ho jitna utna Dil k Qareeb lagty ho,
Meri Qismat main tum nahi lekin,
Phir bhi mujhko Apna Naseeb Kyon Lagty ho?

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Koi Pal Bina Tumhary,
Bhala Kese Beet Jaye.

Mere Paas tum nahi ho,
Meri Yaad k nagar Main.

Mere Khuab k Safar main,
Meri Soch ki Tahon Main,

Meri aankh k Bhanwar main
Bas Aarzu Tumhari,

Is Aarzu se aagy,
Koi Raasta Nahi hai,

Tumhain Kis Qadar hai Chaha
Ye Tumhain Pata nahi Hai.

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Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko English nai aati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.

Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..

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Aaj ksi ne mjhe phon kya
Aur
AaP k barey me kuch btya
Me us ka naam to nhi bta skta
Per
Wo aap k barey me keh raha tha k aap

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Here I would like to share a collection of smile sms smile quotes which makes me smile and bring beautilful smile on your face (SMS Messages in this category are in roman urdu, hindi and english).

In short these messages are termed as SMS4Smile

:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
🙂 🙂
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)

For You,

One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS

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Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
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A caring person doesn’t call & speak;
He makes it with a simple sms!
Bcz, sms is not what the mouth speaks;
Its what the heart really feels!
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Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
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Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE
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Match Stick Glows 4 Few Seconds

Candle 4 An Hour
Sun 4 A Day

But A Smile Can Glow Ur Life 4 EVER
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hey dear if u hve time

if u dont mind

if ur mode is alright

them plz leave all ur works

and

and

and

1 smile smille and smile!!!!!
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U knw wht makes me happy whn u msg me?
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ur joke?
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no
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graphics?
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no
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sweet msg?
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no
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jst ur name
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smiling is cooling System of heart,
Sparking system of eyes,
Lightning system of face,
So Keep smiling……………..
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SMS
Smile a while,
While u smile,
smile another smile,
soon there will be miles,
and miles of smiles is just u smile,
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Hey someting missing in u.
Bt what & where?
Let’s search..
In ur bag.
NO,
In ur pocket .
NO,
Oh GOD .
I got it !!
It’s on ur face
UR SWEET SMILE
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A HEARTFUL SMILE gives joy to you .BUT
AN ARTIFICIAL SMILE makes you guilty.
so always smile heartfully.
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S: Sets u free

M: Makes u special

I: Increases your face value

L: Lift up your spirits

E: Erase all your tension and stress…

So SmiLe=)

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Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
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Doctors prescription 4 u…
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner…
Doctor’s fees?
A SMS whenever u r free
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Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
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You Can Hide Alot …
Behind A SMILE

A
B r o k e n
H e a r t

S h a t t e r e d
D r e a m s

L o n g i n g
D e s i r e s …
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Shakespear said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy


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