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How to Answer the Toughest Interview Questions

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

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SAATH DIL KAY CHALAY DIL KO NAHENE ROKA HUM NAY
JONA APNA THA AUSAY TOOT KAY CHAHA HUM NAY
AIK DHOKAY MEIN KATI AUMAR HAMARI SARI
KYA BATAIN KAISAY KHOYA KISAY PAYA HUM NAY

Five High-Paying Careers in Two Years or Less
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Dil Ko Manana Agar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

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khoye rehte hain teri yaadon mei
hum to khud ko bhoolaye behte hain
naam likh de hai zindagi terey
tujh ko apna banayei behtei hain

Six Common Job-Interview Questions
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chupai huai magroor ko chordo,
chordo shkway narazee ko,
tord do pinjra – urd kar dhundo,
apnay jeewan sathi ko.

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Sapna to bas sapna hai,
Sapno mein keya jeena,
Subha ki phali kiran sai seekho,
Is jeevan ko jeena.

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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

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Ab na aao khwaabon mein tum, kahin neend se na jagoon
main zinda hi kab tha, kahin maut se na jagoon…..!!

How to Handle Illegal Interview Questions

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when i look in to your eyes:)i think somethink that money cant buy 😦
tum laakh chupaoo chere se ahsaas humary chahat ka,dil jaab bhi tumhara dharakta hai awaaz yahaan tak aaty hai (lakin afsoos k hum dono chup hian )
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Zama badlay sama badlay mausam ki fizaa badlay
Agar may badloo tujhe se tu mujhe se mera khuda badlay

Best job opportunity for professionals

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Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do
Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain

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Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de

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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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Lovely SMS

Teacher:Arun tell your father’s name in English. Arun:Madam, my father’s name is Mr. Butter Red Government. Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me? Arun: No, Madam You told me to tell my father’s name in English and my father’s name in Hindi is “Makkhan Lal Sarkar”

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Teacher:To next student Nikhil tell your father’s name in English.
Nikhil:Madam, my father’s name is Mr. Beautifuul Red Underwear.
Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me?
Nikhil: No, Madam You told me to tell my father’s name in English and my father’s name in Hindi is “Sunder Laal Chadda”

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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

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A man was habbitual of reading the boards hanging on the pole.One day,when he was walking on the street,he saw a pole on which a very small board was hanging.He was unable to read that from there,so he climbed the pole.When he reached near the board,it was written,”DANGER.5000 WALTS”.

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Urdu Funny SMS

Father : What are the people of Turkey called?
Son : I don’t know
Father : They are called turks. What are the Germany people called?
Son : They are called germs.

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Aik Sardaar zebra Crossing ke white aur black patte par baar baar idher aue udher chal raha tha…….. us ke aik dost ne pucha ye kya kar rahey ho to us ne kaha….. Yaar pichhley 5 dinu se try kar raha hun yeh PIANO bajta he nahi hai

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Funny SMS
Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,” break nahi mar sakta tha kya? Sardar replies “break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di…..”

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Funny SMS

Kya aap confidence se chalte hai,
kya aap penalty bharte hai..
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai..
to aap SMS kyon nahi karte hai???


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