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Funny Messages

Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?

Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco,

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Kon dhondega tjhko,,
Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.

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Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..

Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA…

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Hum Ne Unko Miss Call de kar Apni Yaad Dilai Thi FARAZ!
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Unhon Ne Msg kar k kaha.
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Keera Hai kya?

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Mere mehbob ki hoshiyari to dekho Faraz,

Ramzan Mubarak main kehti hai aao Lunch pr chalen.

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Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,

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Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.

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Pathan ne Major Rohail ko dawat pr bulaya
Major Rohail khana dekh kr bhag gya
Kyu?

Khana:
Naswar Pulao
Naswar Karahi

Sweet Dish:
Naswar Halwa

Drink:
Naswar Cola

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Pathan: Khocha Budget 2009/2010 bohat acha hai
hum bohat khush hai budget se.

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Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Oy yaara…
NASWAR par TAX jo nahi laga.

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Bush to Obama: Main ne tum se kaha ta k ye Pathan Dashatghard Hain.

Obama: Kyun?

Bush: Deka nahi k teen pathano
ne Gharib Sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya.

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Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin…
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Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
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Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn.

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JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, Kal tumhain phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
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PATHAN: Woh to theek hai lekin Utara kab jae ga?

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APPLE Juice
MANGO Juice
TARBUZ Juice
BADAM Juice
KHAJOOR Juice
BANANA Juice

Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,

ANGOOTHA Chooooos.
Kanjoos.

Sms karta he nahi.

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Mere mehbob ne kaha aaj hum tumhare pyar ki intaha dekhna chahte hai Faraz,

Ye keh kar unho ne apna Summer Vacation ka kaam mere hath main thama dya.

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Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band karny par bhi dikhai deta hai.

Friend: Acha! Kya dikhai daita hay?
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Pathan: ANDHERA!

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Bivi Par Hukoomat Karne Wale Begherat Hote Hain,

Asal Mard Wo Hai Jo Bivi Ko Marwa Kar Hukoomat Karta Hai… ;->

Asif Zardari

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Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi:

Kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho?

Usne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gaya tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
main dibo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.

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Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
“Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi”
Is per Bari bee boli…

“Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi”

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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

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Agar Spiderman PAKISTAN mai banti
to us ka nam kya hota?

Zara socho

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Phr socho

“JAALAY wala GUJJAR”

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Funny SMS

Zaroori toh nahi ke jeene ke liye koi sahara ho
zaroori toh nahi ke hum jis ke hai woh bhi hamara ho
kuch kashtiyaa dhoob jaaya karti hai
zaroori toh nahi ke har kashti ke liye kinara ho
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Jee lete hain Koi humein agar kahe bura,
dua dekar usse honton ko hum see lete hain
Dard ho chahe kaisa,
zehar yeh chupke se hum pee lete hain
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ek woh din tha jab tere nazare mere aankhon se mile
phir woh din aaya jab mere ankhon se dard ka aansoon bahe
aaj woh din hai jab mere toote dil se lahoo hi nikale
kab woh din aayega jab mere seene se tere dil nikelenge
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Ban sahara be-saharo ke liye
ban kinara be-kinaro ke liye
jo jeeye apne liye toh kya jeeye
jee sakke toh jee hazaro ke liye
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Dard ko na dekhiye dard se
dard ko bhi dard hota hai
dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki
aahir pyar mein dard hitoh hamdard hota hai
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English Funny SMS

Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai
nigaah kokisi soorat ki pyaas rehti hai
tere bina zindagi mein kami toh nahi
phir bhi tere bina zindagi udhaas rehti hai
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Wo lamhe humein yaad na rahe toh kya hoga
tere siva kuch bhi aabaad na rahe toh kya hoga
aisi hai yeh dil ki majbooriyaan kaise batau
inn saanson mein ab tera naam na rahe toh kya hoga
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Zakhm aisa diya ke koi dawa kaam na aaye,,
aag aise lagaye ke paani se bhi na bhuj paaye,,
Aaj bhi rote hain unhe yaad karke…
JISSE HAMARI YAAD KABHI NA AAYE…….. ……..
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Duao ki bheed mein ek dua hamari
jis mein maangi hai humne har khushi tumhari
jab bhi aap muskuraaye dil se
samjho dua kabool hui hamari
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Mere dil ki yahi thi khwahish tujhe apna bana sakku
dard-e-dil ka haal sunna sakku
tum ne kabhi dekha hi nahi meri taraf pyar se
mauka mila hi nahi ke mein dil ki baat tumhe bata sakku
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Judaai ke yeh lamhe kitne ajeeb hai
tu door ho ke bhi mere kareeb hai
hum ek ho kar bhi anjaan hai ik dooje se
yeh kaise hamare naseeb hai
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Teri Qurbat mili ..magar tera Sahara na Milaa..
Qareeb puhanch ker bhi Sahil ke Kinara na Mila..
Dekhta Raha Gaur se mai hatheli apniii
Magar Mujhay apni Kismat ka Sittara na Mila…
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yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge
khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge
maana hasna hai aadat ghum chupaane ki
par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge-hassan ali
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rooth gaya hai mujhko manane wala
ab koii nahi hai nakhre uthane wala
par jaane kyu sochta hai ye khula darwaza
shayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane wala
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ansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo…
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo…
dunya kisi ka zakham nahi samjte hai…
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo-hassan ali…
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Urdu Funny SMS

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jata hai,
Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa,
khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.
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INSAAN KE KANDHO PE INSAN JA RAHE THE,
KAFAN ME LIPTE KUCH ARMAN JA RAHE THE,
JINHE MILI BEWAFAI MOHABBAT ME,
WAFA KI TALASH ME WO SHAMSHAAN JA RAHE THE..

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Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon,
Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon,
Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein,
Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon.
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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate,
sabhi lowg mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!


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