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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!

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Pathan’s Friend: What is call girl?

Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:

S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..

Have A wonderful day!

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Dard dene waale bahut milte hai,
Magar dard lene waale kam milte hai,
Nazuk waqt me hume zarur yaad karna,
Kyuki zindagi me chahne waale bahut kam milte hai.

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I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..

But that’s not the question.

Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???

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Yaaden Aansu hoti to chalak jati,
Yaaden likhawat hoti to padhi jati,
Yaaden to zindgi me basa wo ehsas hai,
Jo lakh kosiso ke baad bhi lafzo me nahi simat pati..

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1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:

1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.

Bacha: Baba nass hun.

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Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..

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BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.

Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.

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Aap Humko Achy lagty Ho,
Door jaty ho jitna utna Dil k Qareeb lagty ho,
Meri Qismat main tum nahi lekin,
Phir bhi mujhko Apna Naseeb Kyon Lagty ho?

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Koi Pal Bina Tumhary,
Bhala Kese Beet Jaye.

Mere Paas tum nahi ho,
Meri Yaad k nagar Main.

Mere Khuab k Safar main,
Meri Soch ki Tahon Main,

Meri aankh k Bhanwar main
Bas Aarzu Tumhari,

Is Aarzu se aagy,
Koi Raasta Nahi hai,

Tumhain Kis Qadar hai Chaha
Ye Tumhain Pata nahi Hai.

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Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko English nai aati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.

Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..

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Aaj ksi ne mjhe phon kya
Aur
AaP k barey me kuch btya
Me us ka naam to nhi bta skta
Per
Wo aap k barey me keh raha tha k aap

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Apni aaghosh main kisi roz chupa lo mujhko,
Gham-e-Dunya se meri jaan bacha lo mujhko,
Tumko de di hai isharon main ijazat maine,
Mangnay se na milun to chura lo mujheko,
Apne saye se bhi ab to mujhe dar lagta hai,
Ho jo mumkin to nigahon main chupa lo mujhko,
Dil main nakaam tammanaon ka Tufaan sa hai,
Meri uljhan meri wehshat se nikalo mujhko,
Apni aaghosh main kisi roz chupa lo mujhko.

Mujhe apni muhabbat ki khushbu se noor kar do,
Tumse juda na ho sakon itna majboor kar do,
Meri nas nas main bas jaye Wafa teri,
Kisi aur ki taraf na dekhon itna maghroor kar do.

Funny SMS

Meri hasti ki takmeel main shamil hai hissa tera bhi,
Main agar tujh se na milta to adhoora rehta.

Meri zindagi k Raaz main ik Raaz tum bhi ho,
Meri Bandgi ki Pyaas main ik Pyaas tum bhi ho.
Tum kya ho kuch ho ya nahi ho Magar,
Meri Zindagi k Kaash main ik Kaash tum bhi ho.

Bohat door he sahi,
Hamray ghar se,
Tumharay Ghar ka Kinara,
Par hum Hawa k har Jhonkay se,
Poch he letay hain k,
Kya Haal Hai Tumhara.

Mujhse kehti hai tere sath rahon gi sada Wasiq!
Bohat pyar kerti hai mujhse udaasi meri.

Muhabbat k sapnay dekhte bohat hain,
Woh raton main humko jagatay bohat hain,
Main aankhon main kaajal lagaon to kese?
In aankhon ko log rulatay bohat hain.

Yadon ki dhund main aapki parchai si lagti hai,
Kanon main gunjti shehnai si lagti hai,
Aap qareeb ho to apna pan hai,
Warna seenay main saans bhi parai si lagti hai.

Tere khayal ko kabhi dil se juda na karon,
Tere bhaghair to main saans bhi liya na karon,
Jo tu mila to mujhe mashwara diya dil ne,
K ab Khuda se koi aur iltaja na karon.

Jiski talash hai usko pata bhi nahi,
Hamari chahat ko usne kabhi samjha he nahi,
Hum pochte rahe k kya tumhain humse pyar hai?
Woh kehte rahy k us ne suna he nahi.

Bus ik Lamha he guzarta hai teri qurbat main,
Lekin tamam raat woh anjani khushbu nahi jati,
Tere paas aany se kya baton dil ka Haal,
Aik saans aati hai to dosri li jati nahi.

Main her pal tumhara PYAR chahti hon,
Tumhari aankhon main apne liye AITBAAR chahti hon,
Tumara dil dharkay to SIRF mere liye,
Tumhain dekhna apne ishq main BEQARAAR chahti hon,
Main chahti hon k bus main hon aur tum ho,
Her pal teri BANHON main reh kar Muhabbat BESHUMAAR chahti hon,
Jis tarah meri har Soch, her Dharkan, her Nazar main TUM ho,
Wese he teri her Saans main BASERA chahti hon,
Such Main.

Ramzan Day SMS

Packing start kar do phir nahi bolna k bataya nahi,

Abhi 6 ya 7 din hain,

Ramzan ka chand nazar aatay he aapko 1 month k liye band kar diya jayega.
Ramadan SMS


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