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  • They’ve got a picture of her at the hospital – it saves using the stomach pump.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • Whiter than a pair of Snow White’s knickers.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • He’s got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • He’s as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • You could park a bike on that bum.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • They call her ‘The radio station’ cuz she’s so easy topick up.Posted By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1


  • I’ve seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.Posted By: Rehan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • He’s as camp as a row of tents.Posted By: Ariese Ansari On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

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  • CHAPPAL or LOTAY
    Kyon her baar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
    her naye saal hamara dil dukhate ho,
    Ye baat sun ker hamari rooh tak Kanp uthti hai,
    Ae dost tum masjidon se CHAPPAL or LOTAY churate ho.

    Posted By: Fayyaz Khan On: Friday, November 09, 2007 | Messages: 2

  • DUM hila rahe ho
    Ye kis tarah yaad aarahe ho,
    Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aarahey ho,
    Najane kyon aisa lagata hai, samne khare ho aur DUM hila rahe ho.

    Posted By: Wajahat Karim On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • LIKHNE WALA GADHA
    Aapko yaad hoga na! ek baar aap kahin ja rahe they k ek diwaar per Parha “PARHNE WALA GADHA”.
    Aapko bohat Gussa aaya aur aapne use mita ker likh diya “LIKHNE WALA GADHA”

    Posted By: Wajahat Karim On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | Messages: 1

  • LAUGHING AT U
    Roses r red, voilets r blue, Monkey Like U should b kept in ZOO.
    Don’t get angry, u will find me there too, not in the cage,
    But LAUGHING AT U. HA HA HA

    Posted By: Wajahat Karim On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | Messages: 1


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Dosti SMS

  • A person sends a msg to his friend.Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai… Lohey ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek na ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

    Friend replies
    Itna maronga k apne zakham chato gay.
    Main ne tumhara kya bigara hai jo tum mujhe kato gay?

    Posted By: Jasper On: Monday, July 30, 2007 | Messages: 2

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  • Aap ki palkon per khawab rakh gaya koi,
    aap ki sanso per naam likh gaya koi,
    Chaloo wada hai aap se bhool jana humain,
    Agar hum se acha dost aapko mil jahay koi.

    Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, August 07, 2007 | Messages: 1

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  • Aapki aankhon main milegi humain panah,
    Chahe samjho dil lagi ya samjho gunah,
    Bhaley he humain koi DEEWANA qarar dey,
    Hum to ho gaye aapki dosti main **”FANAA”**

    Posted By: Dhump On: Tuesday, August 07, 2007 | Messages: 1

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  • Qarz dosti ka ada kon karay ga?
    dost na hon gay to wafa kon karay ga?
    aey ALLAH mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
    warna mere jinay ki dua kon karay ga?

    Posted By: Dapper On: Tuesday, August 07, 2007 | Messages: 1


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  • Woh darakht jin per parindon k ghar nahi hotey,
    Daraz jitney bhi hon mautbar nahi hotey,
    mere doston ki pehchan hai sirf itni,
    Un k dilon main nafraton k ghar nahi hotey.

    Posted By: Dapper On: Tuesday, August 07, 2007 | Messages: 1

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  • Jisney Chand ki roshni nahi dekhi.
    jisney pholon ki tazgi nahi dekhi.
    jo ye kehte hain k mitt jati hai dooriyon se dosti.
    Usney shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.

    Posted By: Dapper On: Tuesday, August 07, 2007 | Messages: 1

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  • Dost
    Beshak Kuch Waqt Ka Intzar
    Mila Hamko, Par Khuda se Badkar
    Yaar Mila Hamko, Na rahi Tammana
    Kisi Jannat Ki, E-Dost Teri Dosti
    se Wo Paar mila hamko!!!!!!!!

    Posted By: Lupoka On: Friday, August 24, 2007 | Messages: 1

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  • Yaad
    Her taraf khamoshi kaa saya hai,
    zindagii me pyar kisne paya hai?
    hum yaado me jhoomte hai unki,
    Aur zamana kehta hai “Dekho aaj phir PEE ke aaya hai.”

    Posted By: Lupoka On: Friday, August 24, 2007 | Messages: 1


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  • Jalaate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah..
    Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni laney k liye.
    Seh jatey hain her chubhan ko apne pairon taley..
    Teri Rahoon main phool bhichane ke liye.

    Posted By: Lupoka On: Friday, August 24, 2007 | Messages: 2

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  • Wada na kero agar tum nibha na sako,
    Chaho na usko jis ko tum pa na sako,
    dost to bohat hain dunya main par,
    Ek khaas rakho jis k bina tum muskura na sako.

    Posted By: Humbugg TheGreat On: Friday, September 07, 2007 | Messages: 1


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