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Why MEMONS are banned to play Hockey and Football?

Because….

Corner miltay he DUKAAN khol letay hain. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Zardari SMS
Remember!

Divorce is never a solution!
Try to stay away for few years.
If differences still persist.

Just

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Kill Your Wife.

Asif Ali Zardari

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A Sardar’s Speach to his workers in England:

“Do do, not do not do,
What my goes?
Your goes your father’s goes.”

In His Sense:

Karna hai karo, Nahi karna na karo,
Mera ki janda aye?
Twada janda aye tay Twaday Piyo da janda aye. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Count How Many Stars in this SMS

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Amazing
Pehli Bar CHAND ko Sitare Ginte Dekha hay
or ab Muskurate hue bhi. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Height Of Self-Confidence

Teacher Asks Student:
“Why Are You Late… ?”

Student: “Late .. !!!
Who Me … ?
No Way Sir ! I”m Alive …”

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Women’s day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha:
“Aapko pata hai aaj Women’s Day hai?”

Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.

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Don’t keep Me in your Heart,
But keep Me in your Brain,

Bcoz

Rehnay ki jaga jitni Khali ho utna he Maza aata hai.

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Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun…
O Laado Sabun…

Ye Commercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

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Son: Mom mubarik ho, meri 7 Janmo k liay job lag gai hai.

Mom: Acha beta wo kon si?

Son: Mujhay Star Plus ki Serial me kaam mil gya hai..

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Any body can love a Rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Dont love some one who is beautiful,
But love the who can make u r life beautiful…

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Load Shedding Jokes
Ye Badalti Rutain
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatain
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shamen
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
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KESC Ki Beghairti Hy.

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!
12 rupay ka Lemon Max, ghulay kum aur chalay zyada…

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Zarori Elaan!

1st May se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,

1st May se tamam log apnay apnay UPS

Wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.

Shukria.

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2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay light nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

“AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA”

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This is an Adult SMS
If You are under 18 years please don’t go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it.

Elections aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING).

So Pls do vote.

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Do u know boys left hand or girls right hand me watch kyn pehante hain??

Guess

s0cho

Simple,

Time dekhne k Ly ๐Ÿ˜‰

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“Zarday” Aur “Zardari” mein kia farq hy … ?

Ek ko Khushi mein khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushion ko kha jata hai.

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Funny SMS

JUSTICE ki bahali
JUSTICE ki bahali
ka irada to nhi tha
Zardari…

Lekin Sheerin ki
Bewafai ne
majboor kar diya.

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Arz Kia Hai…
Arz Kia Hai…

Those Who Know Me Know Me Well

Waah Waah

Those Who Know Me Know Me Well

Those Who Do Not, Go To Hell . . .

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English Shairy Mulahiza ho
English Shairy Mulahiza ho!

Arz kya hai…

She is Kissing,

Wah Wah

She is Kissing,

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Akhbar aur Radio
Teacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?

Pathan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.

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Bruce Lee’s Favorite
Bruce Lee’s Favorite

Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why?

Kha-Lee

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SMS main Zaleel karna
Funny SMS main Zaleel karna ab bund bhi karo FARAZ!!!!

Kya “Wasi” aur “Ghalib” Tumhari Phuphi k larkay hain?

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Yeh keh kar woh
Yeh keh kar woh meri sari 7up pi gaya FARAZ

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“K TO MERI ADHURI PYAS PYAS TO AGAI MAN KO RAS RAS”

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Pathan ne bank se
Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

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Hum Har Roz Udaas
Hum Har Roz Udaas Hotay Hain Aur
Sham Guzar Jati Hy

Kisi Roz Sham Udaas Ho Gi Aur
Hum Guzar Jayein Ge.

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Paper Se Pehle Ki DUA
Paper Se Pehle Ki
“DUA”

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Aye Khuda!!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga … ๐Ÿ˜‰

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SANIA MIRZA Se Baat
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.

Banta: Thatโ€™s Great Yaar… Usne Kya Kahaa?

Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.

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If you are in tension
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

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Pehle kahan milte the
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.

Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazre mili,
Aur aapne kaha…

KHUDA K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!

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In larkion se dil lagana
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai

Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LOVE U”

Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.

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Tmhari 1 bat pata Lgi hai
Tmhari 1 bat pata Lgi hai, zara free ho ker msg karna Ok.

Sab ko frwd kro,dekhna kitne log pura msg nhi padhte hain.

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Kia par Rahay ho?

Mein to April Fool Bana raha tha..:)

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1st APRIL ko ULLU banao
1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.


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