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LETS SEE……………
>> Q- Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
?why ?? why ?? :-
Ans. Tendulkar is an opener.
By: Wajahat Karim
>> Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans. Dil Chhata Hai!
By: Tauqir Hussain
>> Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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Ans. aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

>> Q. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho……………
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Ans. Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>> Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha……………………………….?
Ans. Adidas
>> Q. RAM SITA HAI … TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans – . TAILOR ( darzi )
By: Fayyaz Khan
>> Q.  SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Ans. Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
By: Zindagi Rocks