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Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Month
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 14, 2009
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!
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Pathan’s Friend: What is call girl?
Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.
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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..
Have A wonderful day!
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Dard dene waale bahut milte hai,
Magar dard lene waale kam milte hai,
Nazuk waqt me hume zarur yaad karna,
Kyuki zindagi me chahne waale bahut kam milte hai.
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I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..
But that’s not the question.
Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???
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Yaaden Aansu hoti to chalak jati,
Yaaden likhawat hoti to padhi jati,
Yaaden to zindgi me basa wo ehsas hai,
Jo lakh kosiso ke baad bhi lafzo me nahi simat pati..
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1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:
1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.
Bacha: Baba nass hun.
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Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..
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BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.
Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.
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Aap Humko Achy lagty Ho,
Door jaty ho jitna utna Dil k Qareeb lagty ho,
Meri Qismat main tum nahi lekin,
Phir bhi mujhko Apna Naseeb Kyon Lagty ho?
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Koi Pal Bina Tumhary,
Bhala Kese Beet Jaye.
Mere Paas tum nahi ho,
Meri Yaad k nagar Main.
Mere Khuab k Safar main,
Meri Soch ki Tahon Main,
Meri aankh k Bhanwar main
Bas Aarzu Tumhari,
Is Aarzu se aagy,
Koi Raasta Nahi hai,
Tumhain Kis Qadar hai Chaha
Ye Tumhain Pata nahi Hai.
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Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko English nai aati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.
Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..
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Aaj ksi ne mjhe phon kya
Aur
AaP k barey me kuch btya
Me us ka naam to nhi bta skta
Per
Wo aap k barey me keh raha tha k aap
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Funny SMS of the Month – July 2009
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: July 6, 2009
Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?
Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco,
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Kon dhondega tjhko,,
Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.
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Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..
Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA…
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Hum Ne Unko Miss Call de kar Apni Yaad Dilai Thi FARAZ!
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Unhon Ne Msg kar k kaha.
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Keera Hai kya?
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Mere mehbob ki hoshiyari to dekho Faraz,
Ramzan Mubarak main kehti hai aao Lunch pr chalen.
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Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,
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Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.
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Pathan ne Major Rohail ko dawat pr bulaya
Major Rohail khana dekh kr bhag gya
Kyu?
Khana:
Naswar Pulao
Naswar Karahi
Sweet Dish:
Naswar Halwa
Drink:
Naswar Cola
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Pathan: Khocha Budget 2009/2010 bohat acha hai
hum bohat khush hai budget se.
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Major Rohail: Kyu?
Pathan: Oy yaara…
NASWAR par TAX jo nahi laga.
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Bush to Obama: Main ne tum se kaha ta k ye Pathan Dashatghard Hain.
Obama: Kyun?
Bush: Deka nahi k teen pathano
ne Gharib Sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya.
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Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin…
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Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
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Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn.
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JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, Kal tumhain phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
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PATHAN: Woh to theek hai lekin Utara kab jae ga?
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APPLE Juice
MANGO Juice
TARBUZ Juice
BADAM Juice
KHAJOOR Juice
BANANA Juice
Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,
ANGOOTHA Chooooos.
Kanjoos.
Sms karta he nahi.
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Mere mehbob ne kaha aaj hum tumhare pyar ki intaha dekhna chahte hai Faraz,
Ye keh kar unho ne apna Summer Vacation ka kaam mere hath main thama dya.
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Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band karny par bhi dikhai deta hai.
Friend: Acha! Kya dikhai daita hay?
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Pathan: ANDHERA!
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Bivi Par Hukoomat Karne Wale Begherat Hote Hain,
Asal Mard Wo Hai Jo Bivi Ko Marwa Kar Hukoomat Karta Hai… ;->
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Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi:
Kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho?
Usne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gaya tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
main dibo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.
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Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
“Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi”
Is per Bari bee boli…
“Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi”
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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
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Agar Spiderman PAKISTAN mai banti
to us ka nam kya hota?
Zara socho
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Phr socho
“JAALAY wala GUJJAR”
Lovliest SMS Collection
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: June 14, 2009
45 Saal Ka Aadmi Larki Dekhny Gaya!
Larki Ki Maa Dekh K Behosh Ho Gai
Jab
Hosh Aaya
Waja Poochi?
Tou Boli 25 Saal Pehle
Ye Mujhy B Dekhny Aaya Tha… =P 😉
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If My T0mOr0w Never C0ms,
Im S0ry,
F0r Al The Mean Thngs I Might Hav Said..
Im S0ry,
F0r Al The Thngs I Did 0r Didnt D0..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Ign0red U..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Made U Feel Bad 0r Put U D0wn..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Th0t I Was Bigger 0r Better Than U..
Im S0ry,
F0r Everything Wr0ng I’ve Ever D0ne..
Im Writing This Bec0z Wat If My T0m0r0w Never C0mes?
Wat If I Never Get A Chance T0 Say Gudbye Or Wat If I Never Get To Say SoRy!
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Gairon Se Manga To Zillat Mli
ALLAH Se Manga To Izzat Mli
Aye Mangne Wale Mang Usi Se Jo Deta Hai Kushi Se
Or
Kehta Nhi Ksi Se…
“Subha Bakhair”
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Ibtidaay Ishq Hai Rota Hai Kya…
“Zara Ghor Se Dekh Ye Tera Khota Hai Kia?
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Desk Pe Kisi Class Ki Tanha,
Student Tha Koi Udas Betha,
Kehta Tha Exam Sir Pe Aye,
Khelny Kodny Mai Saal Guzara,
Sun K Student Ki Ye Baat,Pharra Koi Pas Hi Se Bola,
Hazir Hu Madad Ko Dil-O-Jan Se,
Pharra Hu Agarchy Mai Zara Sa,
Hain Student Wohi Jahan Mai Ache,
Hoty Hain Jo Pas Pharron Se..
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Baaten Sunte Raho
Baaten Karte Raho
Dil Ki Awaz Ko Ab Dabana Nahi Baaten Sunte Raho Baaten Karte Raho Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi
Aate Jate Hue
Maine Dekha Use
Bola Dil Ab Nigahen Hatana Nahi
Subho Se Sham Phir
Raat Dhalti Gai
Roshni Chehre Ki Us K Her Su Rahi
Baaten Sunte Raho Baaten Karte Raho
Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi
Naam Likhta Raha Or Chupata Raha Keh Saka Usko Dil Ka Fasana Nahi Ek Din Mil Gaya Koi Apna Usay Kar Gai Bheer May Kaise Tanha Mujhe Tab Laga Yun Mujhe Mere Ghar May Usay Chand Bun Kar Kabhi Jagmagana Nahi
Main To Mayoos Tha
Surmai Sham May
Zindagi Bhejdi Usne Pygham May
Mil Gai Wo Mujhe
Keh Diya Ye Use Aagaye Hoto Ab Duur Jana Nahi
Baaten Sunte Raho
Baaten Karte Raho
Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi…!
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Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha…?
Beti : Ap K Ball Na Ho Ap K Dant Na Ho Ap Chal Phir Na Sakien Bat Cheet Bi Na Kr Sakien Tou Ap Kiya Roye Ge Nahe.
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Why V Make FRENDZ?
Coz They Understand Just By Looking In Our Eyes…
Coz U Can Say Sumthing Stupid Or Expose Ur Deepest Secrets To Them…
Coz They Believe In Ur Dreams No Matter How Silly They May Seem..Coz They Luv U For What U Are..
And Finally..
Coz Evrything U Do Together Becomes A Memory 🙂
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USAY ITNA
BATA DENA…!!
Main Us Se Door Ho Kr B,
Bohat Majboor Ho Kr B,
Dukhon Se Choor Ho Kr B,
Usi Ko Yaad Krti Hon,
USAY ITNA
BATA DENA
Main Dukh Apne Chupa Kr B,
Khushi K Geet Ga Kr B,
Hansi Honton Pr Saja Kr B,
Usi Ko Yaad Karti Hon,
USAY ITNA
BATA DENA
Jahan K Ghamon Mein Kho Kr B,
Main DiL K Daagh Dho Kr B,
Kisi K Paas Ho Kr B,
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Wo Aksar Fursat Main Ek Kaam Karte Hain
Bana K Aaina Humain Salam Karte Hain
UsKi Masoom Adaayn Usay Ruswa Na Kr Dain
Wo Likh K Darakhton Pe Mera Naam Aam Karte Hain
Us K Maathay Se Ubharta Hai Subah Ka Noor
Aur Andhere UsKi Zulfon Main Aaram Karte Hain
AanKhon Se Waardatain Karna Hai Paisha UnKa
Dilon Ki Choriaan Wo Sar É Aam Karte Hain
Zamana Tera Hi TalabGaar Sahi SAGAR
Kuch Hussan Waale Humara Bhi Ehtram Karte Hain,
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Baray Hi Afsos Ki Baat Hy
Pura Din Guzar Gaya Mgr
Jtna Afsos Mjhy Aaj Hua Hy
Main Bs Bata Nhi Skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TAK NAHI KIA!
AAJ
“SMART” Ppl Day Tha
Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Day
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: June 14, 2009
Police wala: Main ne tumhen hath dya tha, To tum rukey kyu nahi?
Sardar Driver: O G main samja k aap mujhe Salam kar rahe hai.
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Sardar aur Major Rohail ki khob pitai hue:
Dono Birthday Party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain”.
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Itni mehngai main bhi ek kaam roz roz hota hai Faraz…
Dhooz Dhooz Dhaaz Dhaaz – Bomb Dhamaka.
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Phatan: Aaj mene Rs.5000 ka Easyload krvaya, aur sab dosto/family ko SMS kr dye.
Major Rohail: Kyu?
Phatan: O G sunna hy ab SMS per 20 pyse Tax lagne wala hy.
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Tu ne kabhi kisi ko SMS nhi kya.
Mene tujhe itna shrminda kya phir b tu ne kabhi SMS nhi kya!
Ab to SMS kar do
ya
TAX lagne ka intazar kr rahe ho.
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Sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Major Rohail: Woh kese?
Sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya…
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Bubbli: Uncle Uncle Choor, Daku ur Jail yafta mujrimon per TAX kyu nhi lagta?
Zardari: Beta phir to sab k sab MNA, MPA aur Govt mulazammen ko TAX net me lana pere ga.
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Santa meets his friend Bunta!
Santa: A B, A B, A B, A B, A B…!
Banta: Oye, Iska Matlab?
Santa: Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
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Aazmaish rishton main zaroor hoti hai,
Na mil pana kisi ki majboori hoti hai,
Yaad to door se bhi kar sakty hain,
Par Dil ki hasrat to mil kar he poori hoti hai.
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Bharosay ki ek jorri hai DOSTI,
Betaab Dil ki Majboori hai DOSTI,
Na mano to kuch nahi hai ye DOSTI,
Aur mano to Insaan ki kamzori hai DOSTI.
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Friend and Blood have only one difference…
Blood enters in Heart and Flow out,,,
But
Friend enters in Heart and Stay inside forever.
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Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa: How does that help?
Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!
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Wo konsa janwar hai jis k sir par 50 saal k bad baal nikalty hen or us ka moun aisa he jesy pighli hui mombti?
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Bata dun?
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Nawaz Sharif!!
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Today Is World Red Rose Night.
If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call
And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend
N See How Many Missed Call U Get.
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I think I’m Disturbing you, Sorry!
This is my Last Msg and
I will not Msg you any more.
Good Bye.
Never Expect that From Me.
I’m Born to Disturb You.
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Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 merry your daughter!
Latest Collection of Riddle / Puzzle SMS
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: April 20, 2009
Collection of funny short riddles to be tagged as riddle sms / text messages. Send Riddle SMS from your mobile phones and ask your friends to solve these cute riddles and brain stroking Riddle / Puzzle SMS Messages. We have Various Kinds Of Riddle Text Along With Urdu SMS Paheliyan. Here You Will get a Daily Updated riddle Collection Of Paheli Message & Riddles. These are also called Questions form Question SMS, and Sawal SMS. We keep adding Latest and new riddle sms Jokes frequently so Have fun sending these Riddle SMS to your friends you can find Latest Riddle SMs Jokes, Riddle SMS Collection, Riddle Text Messages, Latest Riddle SMS and more here.
Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….
Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
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Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.
Answer: Reflection
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What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)
Do u think u can answer….
Answer: Eye
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Is sawal ka jawab do
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?
Its challenge 4 u!
Answer: Sukh aur Chain
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Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.
Answer: 4 * (4/4 + 4)
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Pakistan Ka Aìsa City Jis
Ko Urdu Mai Likhtay Waqt
15 Nuqtay Dalnay Partay Hain
Answer : Pak Patan Shareef
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“RIdDLE Of thE NIte.”
Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND Ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga?
RePLY MuST.. .
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1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?
2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?
3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?
4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->
Hy Dum Tu Batao 😛
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I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
Answer: A snake.
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Qustions:
1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
5. What is expansion of “ICICI?”
6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot – India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
7. Name the only other country (without India) to have got independence on Aug 15th?
8. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
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1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.
2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.
3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.
4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.
5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.
Its Challenge For All.
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!
Thoda aur….
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Nahi pata kya
Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha
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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!
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Prove It If U R Genius.
There’s A Bus With 7 Girls,
Each Girl Has 7 Bags,
In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,
Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,
Each Cat Has 4 Legs.
How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?
Answer :-
10990
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A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.
How Did He Do This..
Answer :-
A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
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My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I’m Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say
What Am I…?
Answer :-
A Violin 🙂
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A Beggar’s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother
How Could This Be…?
Answers :-
The Beggar Was A Female
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I Have Many Feathers To Help Me Fly. I Have A Body And Head, But I’m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far I Go. You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But I’m Never Thrown. What Am I?
Answers :-
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