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Yun To Bohat Hain Zamane Mai sms Karne Wale “Pappu”

Woh Ye Kehte Hain

“Rooman” ka Andaz-e-Sending he Kuch or Hai.
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Tum Ne Dekha Hai Kabhi Chaand Per Behta Pani?

Maine Dekha Hai Ye Manzar Apna Moun Dhotay Howe. 🙂
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3 Cheezen Hamesha k Liye Bhula Do:

1. Dard
2. Gham
3. Roothna

3 Cheezain Kabhi Na Bhulana:

1. Irfan
2. Us k SMS
3. Us ki Personality.

3 Kaam Kabhi Na Karna:

1. Is Msg Ko Edit karna
2. Apna Naam Likhna
3. Doosron Ko Msg Bhej k Impress Karne ki Nakaam Koshish Karna. 🙂
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Unhain Jo Khud Par Itna Naaz Hai To Aisa Kuch Ghalat Bhi Nahi

K Jis Ko Hum Chahein, Woh Kyon Na Khud Par Naaz Karey…
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What is the Height of Kind Heartedness?

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Its ME Messaging You
Inspite of The Busy Schedule!
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SOCHO
Mere SMS k Bagher
Aapki Zindagi Kesi Hogi
DEKHO!

Khali Khali Hai Na?

Aray Janab Qadar Kijiye Hamari. 🙂
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Aye Logo! Yaad Rakho!

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.*/_____/Δ\*.
* l__Ω__l__l.*.

Wo Ghar, Zamin pr
Sitaron ki tarah Chamke ga.

Jis Ghar Ka

Damad Mai Bano Ga. 🙂
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Those Innocent Eyes.

Those Kissable Lips.

A Great Smile.

The Perfect Walk.

Smoothest Talk.

Absolutely Gorgeous.

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That’s Enough About Me.
How About You? 🙂
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Really Smart One:

I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me…

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice… 🙂
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Girls College ki Building ko Aag Lag Gayi:

College ki Sab Larkian Door khari Hans Rahi Thin K Chalo ab College nahi Aana Paray Ga.

Lekin Ek Khubsorat Larki Ro Rahi Thi.

Sir: Beta! Tum Kyon Ro Rahi Ho?

Larki: Sir Meri Book Main “Zohan” Ki Picture Thi. 🙂
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Everybody wants

Someone Special.
Someone Innocent.
Someone Nice.
Someone Cool.
Someone Sweet.
Someone Cute.
Someone Intelligent.

But

Why Always

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.

ME, ME & ME? 🙂

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Watch BBC, Express and Geo NEWS now.
253 College Girls are Admitted in Jinnah Hospital for Suicide Attempt?

Reason?

My mobile was Switched off Last Night. 🙂
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You are So Nice.

You are So Beautiful.

You are So Brilliant.

You are So Lovely.

You are So Cute.

Ye SMS Mere Liye Aaya Tha.
So cha Aapko Bhi Bata Don.
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24 Sweet Hours Make 1 Sweet Day.

7 Sweet Days Make 1 Sweet Week.

4 sweet Weeks Make 1 Sweet Month.

But…

1 Sweet Person Like You Makes Life Sweet.
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Mind Jiska ICE
Life Jiski NICE
Heart Jiska PURE
Success Milay SURE
Nazar Jiski CLEAR
Banay jo sab ki DEAR
Friendship Jis Pe END
Wo hai Aapki Friend

“ALINA”
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ONCE, I Knew You.

OFTEN, I Miss You.

ALWAYS, I’ll Care for You.

NEVER, Will I forget You.

Because I never Wanna Loose Someone as Special as You.
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Friends are like Mirrors.
They are our Reflection…

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You are Damn Lucky…
Because I Look So Good.
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Today is a SMART PEOPLE Day!

So Send this Message to Someone
Who is Smart & Intelligent.

Please Don’t Send it back to Me.

I’ve already got
5,86,952 Msgs.

I Know This is the 1st Msg for You.
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Ye Chand sa Roshan Chehra,

Zulfon ka Rang Sunehra,

Ye Jheel si Neeli Aankhein,

Koi Raaz hai In Mai Gehra,

Tareef Karun Kya Uski
Jisne.

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“MUJHE” Banaya!

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Phoolon Mai KANWAL,
Nashe Mai AMAL.

Samaroh Mai TAALI,
Mazaak K Liye SAALI.

Dhaaton Mai SONA,
Naam Mai MONA.

Pyar Mai GHAM.
Aur
Pakistan Mai HUM

Famous Hain.
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Nice People are Like Wind.

You can only Feel their Presence and Sincerity.

Don’t look Here and There to Find Them.

Just Look at the Name of the Sender…

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*Best Of Wasi Shah*

Juda hony k mosam me juda hona Zarori tha
Najany q kisi ka bewfa hona Zaruri tha

Mere dil ne jo is ko poojany ki intha kr di
To phir us bewafa ka bhi Khuda hna Zaruri tha

Kisi se koi b shikwa na koi b shakyat hy
Jo mery sath chaht mai huwa, Hona Zaruri tha

bht nazdek thay dil is liye ab dooriyn b hain
Dilon k dermiyan kuch fasla hna Zarori tha

Usy b Dard deny ka bohat he Shoq tha “Wasi”
Hmy b Dard-o Gham Se Aashna hona Zarori tha.
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SAZA Pe CHOR Diya
JAZA Pe CHOR Diya

Har 1 KAAM Ko HUM Ne
KHUDA Pe CHOR Diya

Wo HUM Ko YAAD Rakhte
Ya Phir BHULA Dete

US Ka KAAM Tha
USKi RAZA Pe CHOR Diya

Ab HAWA Ki Marzi BUJHA De
Ya Phir JALAI Rakhe

CHARAGH HUM Ne JALA K
HAWA Pe CHOR Diya

Ab US Se BAAT Bhi
Karte To Kis Tarha Karte

Ye MASLA ANAA Ka Tha
ANAA Pe CHOR Diya

Is Liye To WO KEHTE Hen
BEWAFA HUMKo

K HUM Ne Sara ZAMANA
WAFA Pe CHOR Diya.
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Tum Agar Yaad Rakho Gey to Inayat Hogi,

Warna ham ko Kahan Tum se Shikayat Hogi,

Ye to Bewafa logon ki Dunya hai,

Tum agar Bhool b Jao to Riwayat Hogi.

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Us k Chehry Per is Qadar Noor Tha

K Us ki Yaad Mein Rona bhi Manzoor Tha

Bewafa B Nahi keh Sakty us ko Faraz

Pyar to ham ne Kia Hai Woh to Bekasoor Tha.
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Woh Sada Sath Nibhane Ka Jo Wada Karte,
Un se Kyun Tark-e-Taalluq Ka Irada Karte.

Kash Ulfat Me Woh Yeh Azm-e-Ifaada Karte,
Apni Baanhon Ko Mere Naam Kushaada Karte.

Jante Gar K Achanak Woh Bichar Jayega,
Pyar Itna Bhi Na Hum Us Se Ziada Karte.

Us Se Iqrar Ki Jab Koi Tamanna Hi Na Thi,
Kis Liye Sirf Tamnna Ka Eaadaa Karte.
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Ghair Se Tera Aashnaa Hona,
Goya Acha Hua Bura Hona.

Kitni Jaankah Hai Zameer Ki Maut,
Kitna Aasaan Hai Bewafa Hona.

Nasha-e-Lazzat Gunaah K Baad,
Sakht Mushkil Hai Parsaa Hona.

Aadmi Ko Khuda Na Dikhlaaye,
Aadmi Ka Kabhi Khuda Hona.

Dil Ki Baton Pe Kon Jaye Faraz,
Aise Dushman Ka Dost Kya Hona.
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Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha,

Pyaar Ko Humne Bandagi Samjha,

Tum Chaahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho,

Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samjha.
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Kiya Hai Pyaar Humne Jisey Zindagi Ki Tarha,
Woh Aashna Bhi Mila Hum Se Ajnabi Ki Tarha,

Kise Khabar Thi Barhey Gi Kuch Or Tareeki,
Chhupey Ga Woh Kisi Badli Mai Chaand Ki Tarha,

Barha K Pyaas Meri Usne Haath Chhor Diya,
Woh Kar Raha Tha Murrawwat Bhi Dillagi Ki Tarha,

Kabhi Na Socha Tha Humne Qateel Usk Liye,
Kare Ga Woh Bhi Sitam Hum Pe Har Kisi Ki Tarha.
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Mat Zikar Kijye Meri Adaa K Baaray Mai,
Main Buhat Kuch Janta Hoon Wafa K Baaray Mai,

Suna Hai Woh Bhi Mohabbat Ka Shoq Rakhte Hain,
Jo Jante Hi Nahi Wafa K Baaray Mai.
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Hamain Na Muhabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila
Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila
Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi.
Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila.
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Tere Chokhat Say Sar Uthaon Tu Bewafa Kehna

Tere Siwa Kisi Or Ko Chahon Tu Bewafa Kehna

Meri Wafaon Pe Shak Hai To Khanjar Utha Lena

Shoq Say Mar Na Jaon Tu Bewafa Kehna!!

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Bewafa To Woh Khud Thi,

Par Ilzaam Kisi Aur ko Deti Hai.

Pehle Naam Tha Mera Uske Hothon Par,

Ab Woh Naam Kisi Aur ka Leti Hai.

Kabhi Leti Thi Wada Mujhse Saath Na Chorne Ka,

Ab Yehi Wada Kisi Aur Se Leti Hai.
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Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Hojata,

Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata.

Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata.
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Humare Muskurane ki Wajah Tum Ho,

Hamare Zindagi ka Matlab Tum Ho,

Agar Chor Diya Saath Hamara To Samajh Lena

K Hamari Maut ki Waja Bhi Tum Ho.
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Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi Pyar k Naam Se

Bewafai Mili Sirf Wafa k Naam Se

Zakhm He Zakham Diye us ne Dawa k Naam Se

Asman Bhi Ro Para Meri Muhabat k Anjam Se.
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Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil ki Dawa Nahi

Door wo Mujhse hai Per Main Khafa Nahi.

Maloom hai Ab bhi Pyar Karta hai Mujhe.

Wo Thora Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi.
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Rehte Hain Hum Door to Kya Hua,
Hum Juda to Nahi,

Baat Nahi ker Sakte to Kya Hua,
Hum Khafa to Nahi,

Na Nilna Hamari Majboori Hai,
Per Hum Bewafa to Nahi.

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Usy Kehna ye Dunya Hai,
Yahan her Morr pe aisy Bahut se Log Milte hain,

Jo Ander tak Uterty Hain,
Abad tak Saath Rehne ki,

Ikathhy Dard Sehny ki,
Hamesha baat Karte hain,

Usy kehna ye Dunya hai,
Yahan her Shakhs Matlab ki.

Hadoon tak sath Chalta hai,
Joonhi mosam Badalta hai,

Muhabat k Sabhi daawy,
Sabhi Qasmein, Sabhi waady,

Achaanak Toot Jaty hain,
Usy kehna ye Dunya hai,

Yahaan her Morr pe Apni
Sada Aankhein Khuli Rakhna.
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Kash Mein.

Farmahbardar Beti Hoti To

Maa Baap Ke Sath Fareb Nahi Karti.

Kash Mein.

Mein Na Hoti To

Aaj Tumari Zindagi Mein Nahi Aati.

Kash Mein Aur Tum.

Sath Hote To

Aaj Hum Itne Pareshan Nahi Hote…
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Ik Aise Shakhs Se Bhi Rah-o-Rasam Hain Apny

Jo Berukhi Se Milen Aur Ajnabi Na Lagi.
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* WAJAH *

Tum Se
Bohat Nafrat Hai Mujhe.

Kyon Kay

Tum Se
Pyar Jo Bohat Tha.
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Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi,

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin Aur Sahi.
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Tundiye Baad-e-Mukhalif Se Na Ghabra Aye Uqaab.

Ye To Chalti Hai Tujhe Ooncha Urranay K Liye.
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Phir Daman-E-Umeed Wo Phulon Se Bhar Gaya,

Jaadu Bhari Nigah Se Jaadu Sa Kar Gaya,

Bus Dekhty He Dekhty Dunya Badal Gai,

Kuch Sochty He Sochty Chehra Utar Gaya.

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Meri Khamoshiyon K Raaz Mujhe Khud Nahi Maloom.

Janay Phir Kyon Log Mujhe Maghroor Samajhte Hain.
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Utar k Dekh Meri Chahat ki Gehrai Mai

Sochna Mere Bare Mai Raat ki Tanhai Mai

Agar ho Jae Meri Chahat ka Ehsas Tumhen

To Mily ga Mera Aks Tumhen Apni hi Perchai Mai.
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Kuch To Murawwat Seekho Ghalib.

Tum Pe Martay Hain To Kya Maar He Dalogy.

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Kisi Ka Saath Milay Is Tarah.

K Waqt Chalta Rahay, Aur Rasta Thehar Jaye.
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Mera Dil Hotel Ka Kamra
Is Main Aa Kar Rehne Wale

Apni Taza Saanson Se
Is Main khushboo Bhar Dete Hen
Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dete Hen

Main Ye Sochoon Aane Wale
Ye Sab mujh Main Reh Jaen Ge
Haraf-e-Tamna Keh Jaen Ge!

Lekin Rat K dhalte Hee Ye
Subhen Kali Kar Jate Hain
Kamra Khali Kar Jate Hain.
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Tum Se Na Katt Sakay Ga Andheron Ka Ye Safar.

Ab Shaam Ho Rahi Hai Mera Saath Choor Do…
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Shab ki Aghosh Main Aa Jaye Agar Khayal Uska Wasi.

Subha Bistar Se Bhi Phoolon ki Mehek Aati Hai.
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Hum Gham-e-Zindagi K Sataaye Hue Hain,
Kuch Kahen Na Kahen Rooh Talak Ghayal Hue Hain,

Qaid-e-Tanhayi Me Hain Apni Khushyon Se Hum,
Halaat K Sitam Ko Apnaye Hue Hain,

Umar Yun Hi Kat Jaye Gi Humari,
Haal-e-Dil Na Kisi Ko Samjhaye Hue Hain,

Har Dastak Pe Gumaan Hota Hai Un K Aane Ka,
Muddatto’n Tak Kisi Ki Soorat ko Tarsaaye Hue Hain,

Khushi Ki Tammanna To Koi Gunah Nahi Magar,
Ghamo’n k Jaal Me Uljhaaye Hue Hain,

Chandni Raaten Kisi ki Yaad Dilayen,
Aap Hi Khwahishat ko Apni Sulaaye Hue Hain,

Apna Jana Tha Jise, Woh Bhi Chhor Gaya Sath,
Hunooz Unki Raahon Me Palkein Bichaye Hue Hain.
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Tumhain Achi Tarah Maloom Tha K Main Ghareeb Hun.

Phir Bhi Tum Ne Meri Her Cheez Torr Di.
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Woh Aaye Hamari Laash Per Roye Be-Naqab.

Ab Mayat Uthaye Kaun K Sub Mehv-e-Hussun They.
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Mujh Main Aib Soo Honge Magar Ek Khobi Hai.

Mian kisi ko Raste Main Chorra Nahi Karta.


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